Comments by 49-Cowboy

I will never have to worry about abortion because nobody will have sex with me.

Talk to Dave Anderson and Icee they’re friends with all those Russians.

Haha what a dream! In reality everyone knows I can’t charm a stripper to come over and I certainly don’t have enough money to pay one to come over for the night.

Boo hoo I lost my $10 investing in Tesla surely one of you Boomers can pay by bud fare and buy me lunch today. Let me give you my Venmo: @virgin-millennial48

If this club is really closed then my chances of remaining a virgin for the rest of my life just increased 20 percent.

now OSU I will not entertain such silly questions. Of course I know who my daddy is, unlike Icee. Dixie, I am smarter than Biden because I don't shit my pants, now Bernie Sanders is way smarter than me.

awesome I hope I will get some more stimulus checks and unemployment since I am so jealous of all the boomers.

would someone please send me money I don't want to work.

can you take me, I don't want to have to pay for anything since I am entitled.

no you are getting owned Icee even my liberal ass even realizes that.

Dave what do you say we both give each other handjobs after work tomorrow?

2 things dave and I have in common. Neither one of us has ever had sex with a woman before.

hey you, go back to eating your Olive Garden and stay out of this.

I'm kidding like anyone would really marry me. I still have never had sex with a human before. Just cattle.

I can't even get girls to have sex with me when I offer to pay them

hey you could be like me, 35 years old and still a virgin.

I guess that is better than masturbating to cartoons like you are doing right now