Reviews

The Cloakroom is a pretty classy joint. Definitely feels high end, but has some annoying policies, some of which are just the laws of DC, I assume. Bouncer scans ID outside and directs you upstairs. The…

Fort Worth clubs leave a lot to be desired, but I had a pretty good time at Bucks Cabaret. $20 cover feels steep for a place that sells booze, but then again my beer was only…

This place didn't do much for me. It's a huge club, and everything is very "nice" for sure, but sometimes it feels kinda corny. Like if Disney were to make a titty bar. All the male…

I found this spot to be a bit underwhelming. Far north side of town, so a bit of a drag to get there if you're not driving. $20 got me in, unlimited diet coke, and a…

Came in with low expectations because of the reviews, but I had a pretty solid time here! First of all—it's right in the city. That's a huge plus for me. It sucks hauling out to the…

This place was pretty mediocre. Came in skeptical based on the reviews here. I must say, I didn't experience any real hustles or rip-offs. That said, the girls are very straight to the point. And…

Oh my god. This place is dangerous. Decided to check out Red Rose as it's the closest spot to downtown so it wouldn't be an expensive Uber ride. Actually, I took one of those electric scooters…

Was in town and saw this place had no reviews. Didn't feel like hauling all the way to Dallas so I said "Why not? Let's explore the unknown!" It was... meh. This club apparently has been there…

Gotta be honest: I love Pumps. It's more titty dive bar than anything else. No cover, cheap drinks, chill vibes, cute girls. It's in an industrial part of Brooklyn. Couldn't tell you about parking as I don't…

Decided to check out Polekatz after reading reviews of their Tuesday night special. It's definitely a haul, took a good 30+ min to get there from Downtown Chicago, but figured it was worth the cab…

Stopped by Jumbo's after reading about it online. Knew it was a bikini bar and nothing else, but heard good things so seemed like a good thing to check out. Showed up shortly after opening as…

Stopped by Synn on a Monday night while in town for work. Don't believe the hours listed anywhere online—things don't get started until 8-9PM at the earliest. Got a pat down at the door and was…