Reviews by MayorBeauJames

After a bust of a night at Dream Palace, I decided to check out the hype around Christie’s. I wasn’t disappointed! Outside—there’s a Waffle House next door, that’s pretty great. Saw some of the girls going…

Monday night, in town for work. I’m bored and want to go to a club, but I’ve got an early morning and don’t feel like going across town. Despite the bad reviews, Dream Palace is…

I came in with low expectations based on the reviews, but I gotta say—this place was fun! No cover and they gave me my first beer for free for some reason? Sweet, thanks! Now, it’s definitely a…

Stopped by the WORLD FAMOUS (they love saying that) Mons Venus late on a Wednesday. Area is fine. I didn’t drive, so couldn’t tell you about the parking. Steep cover charge at $25. No booze, paid…

In the area for work, didn’t feel like traveling to the mainland for some of the more popular clubs. Mermaids it is! First glance: it’s a dive. Plenty of parking, no pat down or ID scan…

Had time to kill on a Sunday afternoon in Atlanta, so I thought I'd stop by the famous Pink Pony. Spacious parking lot, surrounding area is fine. After you park, the bouncer charges you $3 for…

Sassy's is my kinda place. Why? Great beer, cheap entry, cute alt-girls. I've been twice, first time I paid no cover. Second time I paid $3. They have a huge draft beer selection and some pretty solid food.…

Had some time to kill after a Giants game so I headed to the Crazy Horse. As others have mentioned—neighborhood feels pretty rough. I live in NYC so I feel like I’m usually less sensitive…

Took a short and cheap cab ride from downtown Greenville to Lust late on a Tuesday. The parking lot seemed full, but it was fairly dead inside, not sure what that's about. $10 and ID check.…

I have a bad habit of hitting the club too early, so this time I took my time at dinner and made my way to Downtown Cabaret around... 8:00PM lol. And of course, still too early.…

For starters, it's the only game in town. So it's got that going for it. Deja Vu Showgirls in Spokane is located a short cab ride (about $20 and 15 minutes) from downtown, surrounded by car…

I wanted to like this place more than I did, but it was pretty disappointing overall. The evening was saved by one great dancer. Paid $15 bucks to get in around 10:15PM. It's a long narrow…

The Cloakroom is a pretty classy joint. Definitely feels high end, but has some annoying policies, some of which are just the laws of DC, I assume. Bouncer scans ID outside and directs you upstairs. The…

Fort Worth clubs leave a lot to be desired, but I had a pretty good time at Bucks Cabaret. $20 cover feels steep for a place that sells booze, but then again my beer was only…

This place didn't do much for me. It's a huge club, and everything is very "nice" for sure, but sometimes it feels kinda corny. Like if Disney were to make a titty bar. All the male…

I found this spot to be a bit underwhelming. Far north side of town, so a bit of a drag to get there if you're not driving. $20 got me in, unlimited diet coke, and a…

Came in with low expectations because of the reviews, but I had a pretty solid time here! First of all—it's right in the city. That's a huge plus for me. It sucks hauling out to the…

This place was pretty mediocre. Came in skeptical based on the reviews here. I must say, I didn't experience any real hustles or rip-offs. That said, the girls are very straight to the point. And…

Oh my god. This place is dangerous. Decided to check out Red Rose as it's the closest spot to downtown so it wouldn't be an expensive Uber ride. Actually, I took one of those electric scooters…

Was in town and saw this place had no reviews. Didn't feel like hauling all the way to Dallas so I said "Why not? Let's explore the unknown!" It was... meh. This club apparently has been there…

Gotta be honest: I love Pumps. It's more titty dive bar than anything else. No cover, cheap drinks, chill vibes, cute girls. It's in an industrial part of Brooklyn. Couldn't tell you about parking as I don't…

Decided to check out Polekatz after reading reviews of their Tuesday night special. It's definitely a haul, took a good 30+ min to get there from Downtown Chicago, but figured it was worth the cab…

Stopped by Jumbo's after reading about it online. Knew it was a bikini bar and nothing else, but heard good things so seemed like a good thing to check out. Showed up shortly after opening as…

Stopped by Synn on a Monday night while in town for work. Don't believe the hours listed anywhere online—things don't get started until 8-9PM at the earliest. Got a pat down at the door and was…