MayorBeauJames

Reviews by MayorBeauJames

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  2 months ago
  Christies Cabaret

  Tempe, Arizona
  Stacked with Babes, Solid Value, Would Return

  After a bust of a night at Dream Palace, I decided to check out the hype around Christie’s. I wasn’t disappointed! Outside—there’s a Waffle House next door, that’s pretty great. Saw some of the girls...
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  mahatmakanejeeves
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  2 months ago
  Dream Palace

  Tempe, Arizona
  Promises, promises.

  Monday night, in town for work. I’m bored and want to go to a club, but I’ve got an early morning and don’t feel like going across town. Despite the bad reviews, Dream Palace...
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  2 months ago

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  Heellover
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  5 months ago
  Bandaids Showclub

  Phoenix, Arizona
  It’s all about VALUE

  I came in with low expectations based on the reviews, but I gotta say—this place was fun! No cover and they gave me my first beer for free for some reason? Sweet, thanks! Now, it’s definitely...
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  7 months ago
  Mons Venus

  Tampa, Florida
  Hot girls, mediocre (and expensive) private dances

  Stopped by the WORLD FAMOUS (they love saying that) Mons Venus late on a Wednesday. Area is fine. I didn’t drive, so couldn’t tell you about the parking. Steep cover charge at $25. No booze,...
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  a year ago
  Mermaids Gentleman's Club

  St Pete Beach, Florida
  Pleasantly surprised by the private dances

  In the area for work, didn’t feel like traveling to the mainland for some of the more popular clubs. Mermaids it is! First glance: it’s a dive. Plenty of parking, no pat down or ID...
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  a year ago
  Pink Pony

  Atlanta, Georgia
  Sunday Afternoon, Real Sicko Hours

  Had time to kill on a Sunday afternoon in Atlanta, so I thought I'd stop by the famous Pink Pony. Spacious parking lot, surrounding area is fine. After you park, the bouncer charges you $3...
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  a year ago

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  Rod8432
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  a year ago
  Sassy's Bar & Grill

  Portland, Oregon
  A+ Stage, C+ Private Dances

  Sassy's is my kinda place. Why? Great beer, cheap entry, cute alt-girls. I've been twice, first time I paid no cover. Second time I paid $3. They have a huge draft beer selection and some pretty solid...
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  a year ago

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  ArtCollege
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  a year ago
  The Crazy Horse

  San Francisco, California
  Nickled and Dimed, Wouldn’t Return

  Had some time to kill after a Giants game so I headed to the Crazy Horse. As others have mentioned—neighborhood feels pretty rough. I live in NYC so I feel like I’m usually less...
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  a year ago

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  caseyx
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  2 years ago
  Lust

  Greenville, South Carolina
  Good drink specials, solid talent

  Took a short and cheap cab ride from downtown Greenville to Lust late on a Tuesday. The parking lot seemed full, but it was fairly dead inside, not sure what that's about. $10 and ID...
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  2 years ago
  Downtown Cabaret

  Minneapolis, Minnesota
  Fresher than a MFer

  I have a bad habit of hitting the club too early, so this time I took my time at dinner and made my way to Downtown Cabaret around... 8:00PM lol. And of course, still too...
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  2 years ago
  Deja Vu Spokane

  Spokane, Washington
  No booze, but legal weed and full nude.

  For starters, it's the only game in town. So it's got that going for it. Deja Vu Showgirls in Spokane is located a short cab ride (about $20 and 15 minutes) from downtown, surrounded by...
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  2 years ago
  Glass Slipper

  Boston, Massachusetts
  What's that smell?

  I wanted to like this place more than I did, but it was pretty disappointing overall. The evening was saved by one great dancer. Paid $15 bucks to get in around 10:15PM. It's a long...
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  2 years ago
  Cloakroom

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  Got a great dance, but weird used car negotiation type experience

  The Cloakroom is a pretty classy joint. Definitely feels high end, but has some annoying policies, some of which are just the laws of DC, I assume. Bouncer scans ID outside and directs you upstairs....
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  2 years ago

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  Orlimar
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  2 years ago
  Bucks Cabaret

  Fort Worth, Texas
  Fun time, but steep fees.

  Fort Worth clubs leave a lot to be desired, but I had a pretty good time at Bucks Cabaret. $20 cover feels steep for a place that sells booze, but then again my beer was...
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  2 years ago
  Baby Dolls

  Dallas, Texas
  Didn't live up to the hype for me

  This place didn't do much for me. It's a huge club, and everything is very "nice" for sure, but sometimes it feels kinda corny. Like if Disney were to make a titty bar. All the...
  Comments: 5

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  2 years ago

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  MackTruck
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  2 years ago
  Pandora's Adult Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  Bit underwhelming, but one girl made it worthwhile

  I found this spot to be a bit underwhelming. Far north side of town, so a bit of a drag to get there if you're not driving. $20 got me in, unlimited diet coke, and...
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  2 years ago

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  Mrdragon
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  2 years ago
  Devil's Triangle

  Seattle, Washington
  Super chill staff and an underrated spot

  Came in with low expectations because of the reviews, but I had a pretty solid time here! First of all—it's right in the city. That's a huge plus for me. It sucks hauling out to...
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  2 years ago

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  MayorBeauJames
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  2 years ago
  Kittens Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  Yawn.

  This place was pretty mediocre. Came in skeptical based on the reviews here. I must say, I didn't experience any real hustles or rip-offs. That said, the girls are very straight to the point....
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  2 years ago

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  MayorBeauJames
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  2 years ago
  Red Rose

  Austin, Texas
  Think with the big head...

  Oh my god. This place is dangerous. Decided to check out Red Rose as it's the closest spot to downtown so it wouldn't be an expensive Uber ride. Actually, I took one of those electric...
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  2 years ago

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  MayorBeauJames
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  2 years ago
  Pandoras South

  Fort Worth, Texas
  To boldly go where no man has gone before...

  Was in town and saw this place had no reviews. Didn't feel like hauling all the way to Dallas so I said "Why not? Let's explore the unknown!" It was... meh. This club apparently has been...
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  2 years ago

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  loper
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  2 years ago
  Pumps

  Brooklyn, New York
  I'm a sucker for hipster girls, what can I say.

  Gotta be honest: I love Pumps. It's more titty dive bar than anything else. No cover, cheap drinks, chill vibes, cute girls. It's in an industrial part of Brooklyn. Couldn't tell you about parking as I...
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  2 years ago
  PoleKatz

  Bridgeview, Illinois
  Worth the drive, but some strange etiquette

  Decided to check out Polekatz after reading reviews of their Tuesday night special. It's definitely a haul, took a good 30+ min to get there from Downtown Chicago, but figured it was worth the...
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  2 years ago

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  MayorBeauJames
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  3 years ago
  Jumbo's Clown Room

  Los Angeles, California
  PG-13 fun

  Stopped by Jumbo's after reading about it online. Knew it was a bikini bar and nothing else, but heard good things so seemed like a good thing to check out. Showed up shortly after opening...
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  3 years ago
  Synn Gentlemen's Club

  West Hollywood, California
  Fine but a bit corny

  Stopped by Synn on a Monday night while in town for work. Don't believe the hours listed anywhere online—things don't get started until 8-9PM at the earliest. Got a pat down at the door and...
  Comments: 2

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  2 years ago

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  bang69