Reviews by MayorBeauJames
Submit a ReviewChristies Cabaret
1675 W Baseline Rd
Tempe, AZ 85283
Stacked with Babes, Solid Value, Would Return
After a bust of a night at Dream Palace, I decided to check out the hype around Christie’s. I wasn’t disappointed!
Outside—there’s a Waffle House next door, that’s pretty great. Saw some of the girls going…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(mahatmakanejeeves)
Dream Palace
815 N Scottsdale Rd
Tempe, AZ 85281
Promises, promises.
Monday night, in town for work. I’m bored and want to go to a club, but I’ve got an early morning and don’t feel like going across town. Despite the bad reviews, Dream Palace is…
4 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Heellover)
Bandaids Showclub
2548 N 7th St
Phoenix, AZ 85006
It’s all about VALUE
I came in with low expectations based on the reviews, but I gotta say—this place was fun!
No cover and they gave me my first beer for free for some reason? Sweet, thanks!
Now, it’s definitely a…
Mons Venus
2040 N Dale Mabry Hwy
Tampa, FL 33607
Hot girls, mediocre (and expensive) private dances
Stopped by the WORLD FAMOUS (they love saying that) Mons Venus late on a Wednesday.
Area is fine. I didn’t drive, so couldn’t tell you about the parking. Steep cover charge at $25. No booze, paid…
Mermaids Gentleman's Club
7500 Blind Pass Rd
St Pete Beach, FL 33706
Pleasantly surprised by the private dances
In the area for work, didn’t feel like traveling to the mainland for some of the more popular clubs. Mermaids it is!
First glance: it’s a dive. Plenty of parking, no pat down or ID scan…
Pink Pony
1837 Corporate Blvd NE
Atlanta, GA 30329
Sunday Afternoon, Real Sicko Hours
Had time to kill on a Sunday afternoon in Atlanta, so I thought I'd stop by the famous Pink Pony.
Spacious parking lot, surrounding area is fine. After you park, the bouncer charges you $3 for…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Rod84)
Sassy's Bar & Grill
927 SE Morrison St
Portland, OR 97214
A+ Stage, C+ Private Dances
Sassy's is my kinda place.
Why? Great beer, cheap entry, cute alt-girls.
I've been twice, first time I paid no cover. Second time I paid $3.
They have a huge draft beer selection and some pretty solid food.…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(ArtCollege)
The Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
Nickled and Dimed, Wouldn’t Return
Had some time to kill after a Giants game so I headed to the Crazy Horse.
As others have mentioned—neighborhood feels pretty rough. I live in NYC so I feel like I’m usually less sensitive…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(caseyx)
Lust
216 Transit Dr
Greenville, SC 29607
Good drink specials, solid talent
Took a short and cheap cab ride from downtown Greenville to Lust late on a Tuesday. The parking lot seemed full, but it was fairly dead inside, not sure what that's about.
$10 and ID check.…
Downtown Cabaret
115 S 4th St
Minneapolis, MN 55401
Fresher than a MFer
I have a bad habit of hitting the club too early, so this time I took my time at dinner and made my way to Downtown Cabaret around... 8:00PM lol.
And of course, still too early.…
Deja Vu Spokane
8722 E Sprague Ave
Spokane, WA 99212
No booze, but legal weed and full nude.
For starters, it's the only game in town. So it's got that going for it.
Deja Vu Showgirls in Spokane is located a short cab ride (about $20 and 15 minutes) from downtown, surrounded by car…
Glass Slipper
22 Lagrange St
Boston, MA 02116
What's that smell?
I wanted to like this place more than I did, but it was pretty disappointing overall. The evening was saved by one great dancer.
Paid $15 bucks to get in around 10:15PM. It's a long narrow…
Cloakroom
476 K St NW
Washington, DC 20001
Got a great dance, but weird used car negotiation type experience
The Cloakroom is a pretty classy joint. Definitely feels high end, but has some annoying policies, some of which are just the laws of DC, I assume.
Bouncer scans ID outside and directs you upstairs. The…
3 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Orlimar)
Bucks Cabaret
2345 Meacham Blvd
Fort Worth, TX 76106
Fun time, but steep fees.
Fort Worth clubs leave a lot to be desired, but I had a pretty good time at Bucks Cabaret.
$20 cover feels steep for a place that sells booze, but then again my beer was only…
Baby Dolls
10250 Shady Trail
Dallas, TX 75220
Didn't live up to the hype for me
This place didn't do much for me.
It's a huge club, and everything is very "nice" for sure, but sometimes it feels kinda corny. Like if Disney were to make a titty bar. All the male…
5 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(MackTruck)
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE
Seattle, WA 98115
Bit underwhelming, but one girl made it worthwhile
I found this spot to be a bit underwhelming.
Far north side of town, so a bit of a drag to get there if you're not driving. $20 got me in, unlimited diet coke, and a…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Mrdragon)
Devil's Triangle
2027 Westlake Ave
Seattle, WA 98121
Super chill staff and an underrated spot
Came in with low expectations because of the reviews, but I had a pretty solid time here!
First of all—it's right in the city. That's a huge plus for me. It sucks hauling out to the…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(MayorBeauJames)
Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Yawn.
This place was pretty mediocre. Came in skeptical based on the reviews here. I must say, I didn't experience any real hustles or rip-offs. That said, the girls are very straight to the point. And…
4 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(MayorBeauJames)
Red Rose
3615 S Congress Avenue
Austin, TX. 78704
Think with the big head...
Oh my god. This place is dangerous.
Decided to check out Red Rose as it's the closest spot to downtown so it wouldn't be an expensive Uber ride. Actually, I took one of those electric scooters…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(MayorBeauJames)
Pandoras South
8701 South Fwy
Fort Worth,TX 76140
To boldly go where no man has gone before...
Was in town and saw this place had no reviews. Didn't feel like hauling all the way to Dallas so I said "Why not? Let's explore the unknown!"
It was... meh.
This club apparently has been there…
4 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(loper)
Pumps
1089 Grand St
Brooklyn, NY 11211
I'm a sucker for hipster girls, what can I say.
Gotta be honest: I love Pumps.
It's more titty dive bar than anything else. No cover, cheap drinks, chill vibes, cute girls.
It's in an industrial part of Brooklyn. Couldn't tell you about parking as I don't…
PoleKatz
7337 W 100th Pl
Bridgeview, IL 60455
Worth the drive, but some strange etiquette
Decided to check out Polekatz after reading reviews of their Tuesday night special. It's definitely a haul, took a good 30+ min to get there from Downtown Chicago, but figured it was worth the cab…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(MayorBeauJames)
Jumbo's Clown Room
5153 Hollywood Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90027
PG-13 fun
Stopped by Jumbo's after reading about it online. Knew it was a bikini bar and nothing else, but heard good things so seemed like a good thing to check out.
Showed up shortly after opening as…
Synn Gentlemen's Club
365 N La Cienega Blvd
West Hollywood, CA 90048
Fine but a bit corny
Stopped by Synn on a Monday night while in town for work. Don't believe the hours listed anywhere online—things don't get started until 8-9PM at the earliest.
Got a pat down at the door and was…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(bang69)






















