Comments by Thick-5-Incher (page 6)

"Writing and lifting is already a good day to me" That's probably one of the few things we can agree on, Tetra-Fagg. If a born loser like Small Hands Donnie can go into prison as an obese numbskull and come out 10 years later 50 lbs. lighter and claim he knows things about quantum physics and modern CPU design, then it's a win-win for him and society at large. My hopes for that are rapidly dwindling after seeing his recent rally speeches. The early signs of Alzheimer's are quite apparent, and it affected his Daddy right around the same age he is now.

"careful with the dirty Boston talk! If Gawker reads this he’s gonna blow a load all over his computer!" Now I can see why a right-wing twat like Ski-Fagg is always so angry. He tries to date women in his hometown and they all sound like retarded chowda heads LOL

I always get bothered when a stripper starts talking about her personal life, like how much she is struggling to pay rent or take her kids to the doctor's office for overdue appointments. Your Spidey senses start tingling and you assume she's just using the empathy trick to squeeze more 20's out your pocket, but then your softie side convinces you she's telling the truth and you can't stand the idea that her kids are going to get used toys for Christmas, and so you hand her $200 for a lame VIP dance that didnt involve her lips touching your bare dick even once. Trust me, I've lost thousands of dollars over the years to girls who see the softie in me and they go in for the KILL.

I only fucked one escort in Boston, but she had that heavy drawl and I nearly busted out laughing when she started dirty talking during the blowjob. Once you hear a girl say "Oooy gawd, this cawwwk tastes geyood, errr-ahhh" you just know you've seen it all LOL

"What is: Name something that no dancer I've ever met said honestly" It's amazing how many right-wing idiots in here actually think this is a female dancer who is the OP, and not a greasy male loser like we know it is Any man who spent years in the strip clubs knows that any cute dancer who takes customers back to her place for some suckey and some fuckey can get those men to buy her anything she wants. Suck a man's balls dry like a porn star, and he'll be driving you to Mattress World that same night to help you pick out a king-size pillowtop that retails for over $3000.

I would imagine extras are easy to come by in a war zone like Ukraine? I can't see local laws being that restrictive. Just think about it, some weary Ukraine freedom fighters come into a strip club, and you are going to deny them a BBBJ even though they might die the next day fighting the fuckin' Commie Russkie invaders? Wow, talk about cold hearted shit. American soldiers got all the pussy they could handle over in Vietnam. War zones are where normally stupid laws about sex are suspended to help boost morale of the soldiers and local populace. That being said, if Russia ever invaded Czech Republic then I would volunteer as a foreign fighter in a heartbeat. I've seen the great lookin' women come out of that country like Monica Sweetheart and Eva Herzigova and the chance to bareback fuck women like that inside a strip club would be worth dying for!

"Tampa sounds kinda like Vegas. Lots of clubs where you can´t get just one song with a dancer you´re not familiar with. You have to pay (and potentially waste) $100+ to see if you click with her" I've been to the touristy Tampa clubs like Mons Venus and 2001 Odyssey and it's pretty much like Vegas. Lots of ass rubbing in the back rooms but not much else. Once in awhile, you will find a Cuban who will let you suck on her nipples to your heart's content but it's not a common thing like at Baby Dolls in Dallas or Gold Rush in Miami. Overall, the Tampa scene is lame and I would go to the Miami clubs if you want real ITC action, but you better have the cash for it because it aint cheap.

China Donnie will have to face this exact question in the next couple years! Judging by an array of legal experts weighing in for the past few months, it appears he will get at least 7-8 years in a federal pen for violating the Espionage Act alone for stealing top secret documents. Plus, it's highly likely he'll get charged with obstruction as well, which is another 4-5 years at minimum. We haven't even discussed the high likelihood of a guilty verdict in the Georgia election interference case, which could be another 3-5 years for that, but who knows if can run concurrent with his federal sentence? I ain't no lawyer so I can't discuss it competently. Given that Scumbag Don is already 76, and his parents lived until their late 80's, then it appears Ole Dumpy will likely die in prison. At the very least, he will have full blown Alzheimer's and be functionally useless once he's eligible for paroled release. So you have to ask yourself, is it worth it to spend your last remaining years inside a concrete cell, or just make peace with God and go out on your own terms? The sad part is that China Don will be sent to a minimum security prison, and likely have certain privileges like TV, phone, and maybe even internet! So it might not be as tough as many would like, and I certainly would love to see him thrown into general population and see if he can handle real tough guys for once in his life instead of all the fake tough guys like Roger Stone and Steve Bannon who are just obese, pathetic beta cucks with loud mouths and small dicks.

Shoulda had the World Cup in Thailand --- sending 30 girls to your opponents' hotel night before a big match for some suckey-fuckey is a good strategy to WIN

"guberment is there “to reward you with things.” They don’t even realize how wrong that is" I voted for Obama to give me cheaper healthcare, and he delivered for me. I voted for Biden so that he could fix the roads I drive on and he delivered. You rightie assholes voted for Draft-Dodger Donnie to build you a wall and bring back all the good jobs from China, and he delivered on none of it. So I can see why you think government is not supposed to do anything for you.

"white nationalist groups appear to just be sitting around talking trash in their basements while BLM is actually out looting and burning" Talking trash in their basements, huh? You mean like the Oath Keepers leader and 10 other thugs who is currently on trial for seditious conspiracy on Jan. 6th? What about the three Michigan shitheads convicted for a plot to kidnap and murder the beloved Governor Whitmer? 99.9% of BLM folks were carrying signs and telling white racist cops to go suck a big dick! That's the truth you Trumpers are too afraid to admit because you know your side has all the truly violent crazy kooks who hate America.

"My friends who grew up in that culture won't stop telling me how much it sucks, and how it's the values" You should read JD Vance's book "Hillbilly Elegy". It perfectly describes why 90% of Trump's base are so miserable, afraid to go to college and make something of themselves, and just become very bitter booze and drug addicts who blame a brown or black person for all their failings in life. That book will open your eyes, and make you fully understand why so many white guys who are barely scraping by are turning to white nationalist terror groups like Oath Keepers and Aryan Storm. The same kind of low IQ mentality that allowed Hitler to sweep the masses in the 1930's.

"Rural blue collar people who have to have their shit together" You mean like the rural blue collars who voted for JD Vance, even though he wrote a book called "Hillbilly Elegy" that incessantly mocked them for being lazy and shunning education in favor of blaming immigrants for all their problems in life? What about all the red hat Cletuses who voted for China Don even though he never invites them for a round of golf at Mar-A-Lago, but they happily donate money to fund his golf trips or pay his defense lawyers. Poor urban voters keep voting for Democrats because the Dems reward them with things they want --- like cheaper healthcare and paid family leave. Poor rural whites keep voting for scumbags like Trump and Vance because they keep thinking elitists care about them when they never did, only want their votes.

"They had more than enough education and opportunity. If they were on welfare and food stamps, it was a life style choice." Americans respect a Democrat President who came from humble beginnings because they know what it's like to crawl-and-scratch your way to a successful life. When Clinton and Obama are both raised by poor single mothers, it instilled a powerful drive to become educated and smart, which they knew would serve them well in any endeavor in life. Meanwhile, Bushie Jr. and Shanghai Donnie both born with silver spoons in mouths and vigorously dodged the draft with Daddy's help because they knew only poor boys like Clinton and Obama are supposed to die in a Vietnam jungle. When it came time to finally prove yourself as a man, both Dubya and Small Dick Donnie got millions in "starter cash" from Daddy to go out into that mean, mean world. Clinton and Obama only had their ambition and intelligence to fuel their dreams. Now you see why educated folks vote for educated heroes like Bill and Barack because they know real success takes hard work. Blue collar hillbillies vote for trust fund crybabies like Dubya and China Don because they think men born to rich families are the only way to yield power.

"If you saw any Trump in person you'd stutter and beg for their autographs" I'd spit in their face and tell them to stop being parasites on society. I'm a lifelong Democrat which means I admire people like Obama --- raised by a poor white mother on foodstamps and still managed to graduate cum laude from Harvard Law and become the most charismatic Prez since JFK. He's the kind of hero you rightie assholes call a "taker" and label his Mom a "welfare queen".

"only a cunt like you would pick on a kid" How am I picking on the kid? I'm trying to give him valuable wisdom and tell him to get as far away from his toxic father and half-siblings as he possibly can. Once Shanghai Donnie gets locked up, Dumbo Jr. is gonna stick a pistol in his mouth and look in the mirror and wonder why he didn't run away from home when he was a younger man. Could've saved his life, but he made his choices and he'll have to face the consequences of that. Just look at John Gotti Jr --- made all the same mistakes as Eric and Junior and took him 30 years of misery to finally realize that copying Daddy's lifestyle was a BIG mistake.

"But it did make sense for social media companies to ban Trump, since he was involved in organizing crimes (those of January 6th)" Musk better be careful about allowing all the postings from violent hate groups like Oath Keepers and Proud Boys to show up on Twatter. The Feds can easily charge him with "aiding and abetting" acts of terrorism. Ole Musky can hire all the expensive lawyers he wants but he'll be in deep shit if he sides with rightie extremist losers instead of sensible lefties that make other social media platforms a shitload of money pushing their agenda.

"Who knows, he may decide to distance himself from his father like Tiffany" That's really the only viable option for the kid. He's not going to inherit anything except the vestiges of Trump Org, which will be nothing but a smoldering pile of toxic waste once Tish James and the Feds are done with their RICO seizure of assets. He'll probably get a $5 million trust fund once Daddy croaks in prison and Eric and Dumbo Jr. are pillaging whatever they can from the coffers. The best thing he can do is go to law school like Tiffany and then become an environmental or ACLU lawyer for the Dems. He might develop some smarts and moral fiber that his corrupt half-siblings never wanted. By 2045, he can make a Senate run and possibly untarnish the Trump name, but that is just wishful thinking at this point.

"Now a psychopath billionaire narcissist autism case buys it for $44B and runs it into the ground with 1980's style authoritarian management style applied to hypersensitive bitch ass bay area tech princesses ? This is a dream come true for me. Twitter's infrastructure collapsing while Elon blows his fortune would make my day!" You really have to wonder if Musk is suffering the same level of paranoia and psychoses that a Trump cocksucker like Kanye is going through? It would the same thing as Bezos buying Fox Fake News and promptly firing Lying Hannity and Fucker Carlson even though those two propagandists bring in the ad revenue. Anf then Bezos tells all the Fox viewers to vote for Mighty Joe in 2024. How do you think righties would comment on Bezos then? Would they call him a "genius" like they are calling Musk for flushing Twatter down the toilet like a burrito blowout?

"Lefties getting all sad that at least one platform isn't letting their bullshit go untouched while censoring the other side. Cry more." Righties going suicidal because their rightie propaganda platforms like Twatter and Lying Social are going down the shitter faster than a burrito colonic. Leftwing wesbites run by powerful Dems like Bezos and Zuckerberg are making them richer than God.

"Could you imagine Don Jr’s ego if he was tall on top of all the other advantages and baggage he has?" His head would that much further from his 3-inch penis, and he'd be throwing even more crybaby tantrums over it.

Why does every good business taken over by a right-wing twat like Musk or Trump turn into a Chernobyl meltdown of epic proportions? Think about it carefully, MAGA-Tards.

"Meanwhile Don Jr is saying “wtf how come I’m not that tall?" Being short helps Dummy Jr. suck his Daddy's cock all that much easier :-)

6'7" --- I didn't know they stacked right wing shit that high!

"Musk made his billions marketing those coastal progressive status symbols called Teslas" Tesla will be the next business that Musk drives into the ground. Losing a $50 billion investment like Twitter is a clear sign he's a born loser like Trump! Plus, loyal Democrats like Bezos and Gates are still making BILLIONS every year off your rightie dollars. Rich leftwing guys ALWAYS get the last laugh, assholes! :-)