Comments by RustyLlewellyn

The YouTube link is to a SC created completely from Legos. The jokes make more sense now?

Okay, I hear what you're saying. I do. And I agree with you. But you leave the Muppets out of this!!!

Or punctuation...

This review brought to you by the Swedish Moose (fresh off the success of his tour de force performance in the credits of Monty Python and the Holy Grail).

Dude, I'm pulling for you. I imagine a lot of us are pulling for you. But what struck me about this was "if you come to my country..." I can't help but wonder if her student visa is about to expire or something and maybe she's looking for a way to stay in the US. And marrying a citizen seems like a pretty ironclad way in. Look, I don't know the young lady, so it's completely unfair of me to try to interpret her motivation. She could have been waiting for you her whole life, had a picture of you on her dream board or hope chest or whatever. Like I said, pulling for you. But maybe check her luggage for jewelry? (If you want to rant about why anyone would want to come here or why we let "those people in" or whatever, do it someplace else. We're trying to help a brother out here.)

Absolutely 100% true story: I met my favorite baseball player at PT's Sports Cabaret in E. St. Louis in 1998 or so. That night, there was pudding wrestling. For $5, custies could buy a wooden spoon and help the combatants "clean up"... No, I did not. But a pitcher for my team did. And for the next 365 days, he was absolutely unhittable. Something like 18-2 with a sub-3.00 ERA. But the magic power of the spoon wore off after a year, I guess ..

For what it's worth, my current ATF tells me she's 50 (I'm older than that). But, I've always preferred sensuality and elegance to ... athleticism (for lack of a better word), and that ages very, very well.

Same repurposed shopping center as the Green Door...

I mean, yes -- her ass is intimidatingly big and unattractive. HOWEVER, I'm sure she keeps the guys satisfied with all the money she makes as an influencer...

Respectfully, Mr. San Jose, if you feel the need to deny my existence, and the 35 years of therapy, medications, and other treatments I've worked with, then I feel no need to continue to acknowledge yours. Best of luck on all your endeavors. *ignore*

Thank you all, gentlemen. Honestly, I'm feeling quite a lot better about myself; thinking it isn't something *wrong* with me.

^Funny you should say that... Last time we went to an SC together, *she* was offered extras! (She accepted, but told me she wasn’t impressed. Truth? Polite fiction to salvage my ego? Dunno.)

SHILL AD!!! *laughs* (Sorry. I couldn't resist.)

I'm so old. I read this and thought, "Oh hell, what did OJ do this time?"