Reviews by SalaoLikeSantiago

Off of Federal Blvd (287) a little North of Denver, there’s a well-lit parking lot to the side. Enter in the front door - the cover charge is posted on a sign and increases as the…

Bristol is close to where I-95, I-276, and Rte 1 intersect to the northeast of Philadelphia. I enjoy Club Risque Philadelphia, so thought I’d give this sister club a try. One thing that is much…

Philadelphia is doing a big construction project on I-95 which makes the trip to the Philly Risque a bit of an adventure, but it's right on Columbus Boulevard along the Delaware River. There’s some well-lit parking…

Decided to bypass the Two-fer-Tuesday at Cheerleaders and give Totally Naked Tuesday at Oasis a try. This club is in an automall / airport parking lot kind of area by the Philly airport (just down…

This club is an an industrial park that is conveniently located to the airport but a considerable distance outside of Buffalo. I drove by a nearby school bus parking lot on the way, and I…

This club is convenient to the airport, but quite a distance from downtown Buffalo. It’s kind of across the street from Salvatore’s Italian Gardens which is a gaudy masquerade for fine dining and a Buffalo…

Had some free time on a Tuesday evening in Philadelphia and decided to make my first club visit in too long. Thought about Risque, but didn’t feel like dealing with the smoking in there. Thought…

For those of you who have never visited Harrisburg, let me help you out by listing all of the good things that Harrisburg has going for it: 1) it's got a big Bass Pro Shops…

I've written a couple previous reviews of this club that you may find offer some useful perspectives. Thought it was time for a Monday evening update. Club is easy to access off of I-95, not far…

I didn't realize I was going to a "Feature Performer - Porn Star Brett Rossi" night. Made the cover charge $20 (with standard metal detector pass-through to enter). I felt a little sorry for Brett…

On previous visits to this club I had been told that the dancers that came in after 8p were really beautiful, so I decided to check it out in weekend prime time. Hmmm, maybe the…

It was 38 minutes from the rental car pick-up at the airport to the parking lot. $5 cover to get in (sign on the door shows the cover charge escalation as the evening progresses). I'd been…

This was my first trip to Cocoa Beach, and I had some FOMO - what did I miss at Cheaters after spending my day at Ace Club? I had been totally drained of motivation at…

It was about one hour with a rental car from Orlando to Cocoa Beach. I was planning a trip to Cheaters, but looked on Google for a good lunch spot first and it suggested the…

[Prologue - I had gone to the Pierpont bar in Union Station for happy hour and starting talking up this drunk woman in KC for a conference. The first thing I look for in a…

Tried-out Lou Turks, but finding nothing of interest there, decided to go to Cheerleaders to watch the end of the Phillies game, and see if one of my favorites was here and maybe set up…

Was meeting up with a favorite at Cheerleaders and wanted to make sure that I had enough in me to quench her thirst, so I stopped at Lou Turks for a little fluffing. Very convenient to…

15 years ago I loved Oasis and its discreet location near the airport (and down the road from the Purple Orchid). Lately, it's been downright depressing (see my previous reviews). But, the Sirens were calling…

Won $1100 on the Preakness and the money was burning a hole in my pocket. Thought about donating it to a soup kitchen, or funding a youth sports team...but I have another favorite group to…

I'm not sure how the little village of Spring City ended up with this club, and with one of the most notorious (for good reasons) AMPs of the region. Hidden Gem is in a residential…

Partner's Tavern is right on Rte 5 a little East of Erie. It's supposedly open from 9p-2a (except a matinee session on Fridays), so I arrived at 9:30p and parked in front of one of…

Definitely noticed the change in neighborhood driving up Federal to the Players Club from Shotgun Willies. I pulled into a gravel parking lot on the side of the club, parked next to a pickup truck,…

First time to a Denver area club. Took me about 30 minutes from the Denver airport car rental center. I hate valet parking, and I couldn't remember what I read on TUSCL about parking, so…

Flew into Portland Jetport and had some time to kill before venturing to Maine's great white north. Was only about a 10 minute drive with my rental car. Got there about 1p (I think they…

Made my first venture to Double Visions in a decade on a weekday night after a game. Easy to find and access off Easton Rd, with a one-way driveway and easy parking. No cover this…