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published 1 wk ago
If Only It Had That Special Upstairs Room Like It’s Sister Club in Bristol

6.3

Philadelphia is doing a big construction project on I-95 which makes the trip to the Philly Risque a bit of an adventure, but it's right on Columbus Boulevard along the Delaware River.

There’s some well-lit parking…

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published 1 wk ago
Totally NOT Naked Tuesday

3.7

Decided to bypass the Two-fer-Tuesday at Cheerleaders and give Totally Naked Tuesday at Oasis a try. This club is in an automall / airport parking lot kind of area by the Philly airport (just down…

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published 1 mo ago
Yes Marv - There Are Other Places That I’d Rather Be Than Right Here Right Now

5.0

This club is an an industrial park that is conveniently located to the airport but a considerable distance outside of Buffalo. I drove by a nearby school bus parking lot on the way, and I…

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published 1 mo ago
Leaving This Club I Had an Urge to Jump Through a Table

5.0

This club is convenient to the airport, but quite a distance from downtown Buffalo. It’s kind of across the street from Salvatore’s Italian Gardens which is a gaudy masquerade for fine dining and a Buffalo…

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published 2 mos ago
Less Talented Tuesdays - Maybe You Get What You Pay For?

8.0

Had some free time on a Tuesday evening in Philadelphia and decided to make my first club visit in too long. Thought about Risque, but didn’t feel like dealing with the smoking in there. Thought…

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published 5 mos ago
Scouting Harrisburg - No Reason to Explore the Savannah Any Longer

6.3

For those of you who have never visited Harrisburg, let me help you out by listing all of the good things that Harrisburg has going for it: 1) it's got a big Bass Pro Shops…

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published 6 mos ago
Friendly Dancers Amid Some Questionable Transactions (Jeers not Cheers)

7.3

I've written a couple previous reviews of this club that you may find offer some useful perspectives. Thought it was time for a Monday evening update.

Club is easy to access off of I-95, not far…

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published 10 mos ago
Feature Porn Star Night? I prefer to support the local talent.

7.0

I didn't realize I was going to a "Feature Performer - Porn Star Brett Rossi" night. Made the cover charge $20 (with standard metal detector pass-through to enter). I felt a little sorry for Brett…

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published 10 mos ago
Lou Turks is Low Key Near the Philly Airport

6.0

On previous visits to this club I had been told that the dancers that came in after 8p were really beautiful, so I decided to check it out in weekend prime time. Hmmm, maybe the…

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published 10 mos ago
Ready? Not ready.

6.3

It was 38 minutes from the rental car pick-up at the airport to the parking lot. $5 cover to get in (sign on the door shows the cover charge escalation as the evening progresses).

I'd been…

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published 11 mos ago
Felt Like I Was Cheating By Going to Ace Club First

6.0

This was my first trip to Cocoa Beach, and I had some FOMO - what did I miss at Cheaters after spending my day at Ace Club? I had been totally drained of motivation at…

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published 11 mos ago
I Wish I Had a Time Machine - TUSCL Reviews Say This "Used" to be Great

7.3

It was about one hour with a rental car from Orlando to Cocoa Beach. I was planning a trip to Cheaters, but looked on Google for a good lunch spot first and it suggested the…