Reviews

For those of you who have never visited Harrisburg, let me help you out by listing all of the good things that Harrisburg has going for it: 1) it's got a big Bass Pro Shops…

I've written a couple previous reviews of this club that you may find offer some useful perspectives. Thought it was time for a Monday evening update.

Club is easy to access off of I-95, not far…

I didn't realize I was going to a "Feature Performer - Porn Star Brett Rossi" night. Made the cover charge $20 (with standard metal detector pass-through to enter). I felt a little sorry for Brett…

On previous visits to this club I had been told that the dancers that came in after 8p were really beautiful, so I decided to check it out in weekend prime time. Hmmm, maybe the…

It was 38 minutes from the rental car pick-up at the airport to the parking lot. $5 cover to get in (sign on the door shows the cover charge escalation as the evening progresses).

I'd been…

This was my first trip to Cocoa Beach, and I had some FOMO - what did I miss at Cheaters after spending my day at Ace Club? I had been totally drained of motivation at…

It was about one hour with a rental car from Orlando to Cocoa Beach. I was planning a trip to Cheaters, but looked on Google for a good lunch spot first and it suggested the…

[Prologue - I had gone to the Pierpont bar in Union Station for happy hour and starting talking up this drunk woman in KC for a conference. The first thing I look for in a…

Tried-out Lou Turks, but finding nothing of interest there, decided to go to Cheerleaders to watch the end of the Phillies game, and see if one of my favorites was here and maybe set up…

Was meeting up with a favorite at Cheerleaders and wanted to make sure that I had enough in me to quench her thirst, so I stopped at Lou Turks for a little fluffing.

Very convenient to…

15 years ago I loved Oasis and its discreet location near the airport (and down the road from the Purple Orchid). Lately, it's been downright depressing (see my previous reviews). But, the Sirens were calling…

Won $1100 on the Preakness and the money was burning a hole in my pocket. Thought about donating it to a soup kitchen, or funding a youth sports team...but I have another favorite group to…