Comments by SalaoLikeSantiago (page 7)

Thanks! That kind of went off the rails quickly. Looking forward to the beach, the restaurants, and the margaritas. If I gain any experiential insights I'll report back.

Thanks Y. Good review. The fun at Club Risque will open up for you as you gain experience - the women have a goal of extracting as much as they can for as little as they can - the fun of the game is reversing that equation. It can be a tough hobby with limited disposable income. (Some mongers LDK during their first dance, then have nothing to do for the rest of the evening but to criticize typos and remember back to 6th grade grammar lessons. We got what you were telling us.)

I've only been to Zanzibar once (a Friday night) and Brass Rail once (a Saturday night). Each night brought me a beautiful, inexpensive (Canadian funny money dollars) temporary hotel roommate. Ignited my interest in the hobby. I've been wanting to go back, but sometimes memories like these are best not repeated. Sorry for your experience.

I've been, and reviewed, this place a couple times. Every time I think of going I decide to hit up an AMP instead. For the same $120 I get a much younger, prettier "therapist", and I get 50 minutes of massage first. LOL! Your review hits my sentiment about the place exactly.

Great information. I haven't been to any of these yet, but looks like Germany will make my plans soon. Any comparison to the sex clubs of the Dominican Republic? Jaco, Costa Rica, is good fun. And in Thailand I've fun with girls for an hour, a night, or even a week-long beach vacation. The last was too long ago to really review now, but an unbelievable experience.

Once I had a girlfriend tell me she was worried that I was a pedophile. I just wondered how a 14-year-old learned such a big word.

Brass Rail was my first take-out order ever. While getting dances from a beautiful girl, off-handedly said something like "I wish there was something this tasty on my hotel's room service menu," and she said, "there could be!" At the time the US/Canadian exchange was a great deal. Thanks for the review Slime - be careful and have fun.

I've had two sorts of arrangements: a) Local college student - paid her rent, leased her a Ford Bronco. She'd travel with me basically whenever I wanted (except right before final exams) and we'd have great long weekends in places like San Diego or Nova Scotia; or occasional longer trips to Caribbean. Plus, about once every two weeks I'd make her dinner and we'd Netflix and chill. Lost that one when she found a boy she liked her own age and we mutually decided it was best for her to try to make that work. b) More typical now is pay-per-meet. Usually a nice restaurant or picnic in a park, followed by retreat to nice hotel, and I offer $500 for ~3.5 hours. Worth it for her because I'm a clean, drama-free gentleman; worth it for me because I enjoy the GFE that builds over time. I see some escorts on sites like Eros asking for $4500 for that type of experience, and I wonder who does that?

Hey Champ, I know that you're not really interested, but "my friend" tells me that, if you've got game, really good OTC experiences are possible from at least 3 of the clubs you've reviewed. Hope you're having a great holiday weekend.

I lived in Cincy for a minute. Long, long way to a good beach. Long, long way to a ski mountain. As mentioned, need to leave town to find a good titty bar. Some decent blackberry chocolate chip ice cream; Skyline chili is way overrated. I was always leaving Cincy to find adventure. Not going to break my top 100 best places to live in the U.S. And yes Scrub, I am on the Cincy Chamber of Commerce and this is a "club ad."

If I were a law enforcement officer, I might make the local strip clubs the very first place I start any investigation.

The difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman? Snow balls!

When I meet a dancer named Naomi I acknowledge that many guys like that name because spelled backwards it's "I Moan". Then, I tell her that I'm looking for Lana.

This is a great place to find out who gives the best handshake at the Playhouse. Might also have some good experiential knowledge on how to avoid getting warts. The COVID-19 information spewed on here is not half as accurate as Scrub's "club ad" awards, but get a little high and it's very funny.

I don't know what the commotion is about. They're all pink on the inside.

Loved Muddy's sarcasm. It's got me so excited I'm going to Howard Johnson's right after typing this comment. I have several friends in local and federal LE. After a game at the stadium or arena, they're sometimes the ones paying for my lap dance. Those men wearing blue are human too, and just because their uniforms are blue doesn't mean that they want their balls to be that way. They know what's going on at each and every place. Troubles come with other pressures: trafficking, drugs, violence, or puritan neighbors. Now, anybody got keyboard cleaner?

Thanks Banditt. Unbelievable, but I still haven't checked this place out. Is it good after games, or just way too busy?

When I am looking for a woman, the very first thing that I look for is intelligence. Because, if she doesn't have that, she's mine. (Great line stolen from Anthony Jeselnik)

I met that Rayna at about 8p a couple of days later. Agree she's really cute. I tried to entice her to dance for me, but she said her shift just ended and she was leaving. I was disappointed at the time, but I guess I should feel fortunate. Found an old favorite instead and had a great time.

In my experience, the $20 topless and $40 nude lap dance rooms are a waste of time and money. I'd rate them about the worst in the region. The Champagne Room is what they're trying to sell, and can be a bit of fun (one dancer told me I could "touch her in the Champagne Room, maybe even put my fingers inside a little bit" - and by "little bit" she meant up to my elbow). Still, privacy is in short supply and the experience can be jumpy. On "first Wednesdays" they have an amateur night, and sometimes the friends of the "amateurs" show up to cheer and can be a little fun themselves OTC.

I laughed at the title of your review. I thought maybe a stripper was reviewing her OTC session with me.

Had experience kind of like Shadow's. Thought I was giving $$ ITC for a hj, next thing I knew I was swallowed whole. I was dummbstruck for the moment, but for the next week I kind of scrubbed myself raw with soap out of paranoia. OTC it's just a progression of developed comfort.

Thanks Amber. Count me as a big fan! Now I need a Carolina road trip.