Comments by psycho_trick (page 8)

if all else fails (no itc ldk/penetration/hj or otc or cheap 7ish escort) the hands-free fleshlights are the next best thing. cost less than a vip and fuck better than most 'all-talk' strippers. and it doesn't complain, lie, steal, get tired, want to cuddle, or ask for tips.

agreed. i'm paying for a fake seduction. hotties can get my attention with a smile, but i'll melt for bedroom eyes.

stripper obedience school it's can be a long walk from pulling the ld/vip trigger to being situated for the first dance/time to start. i expect to be treated like a king all the way there. if they start walking to the dance area without you, don't move. when they come back ask to be escorted. if they apologize, continue. if they look put-out, tell them nevermind and walk away. (more to come)

whatever the ld pregame contact agreements were, make sure she at least touches on them all first song if she expects another.

i dont mind the immodest shorts. just all of the inappropriate farm animals in them.

bitches like this tuscl-bashing reddit troll text the same dude sucking-up for money and expect them to answer immediately. pro-tip: play the game. wait 2 hours, then ask them 'whats up' and make them beg again.

following this, be the guest that still says no/doesn't engage/laughs it off after the refusal hissy-fit. also, clubs that allow 'teaser' tableside dances (woody's link) are a good test of agreed upon contact. make them jump through hoops and earn your money, not just fold for a fake smile.

sorry champ. no emotional consideration or sympathy here. just interchangeable ms. potatocunts to me. not knocking your m.o. bro.

this is too easy. ignoring me forever lasted what, a week. lmao. loving the obssesion, but what an ugly heart. thanks again for validating all my rhetoric.

tldr: i'm trolling for simps/white knights. any suckers?

some do. this one's for woody's (cedar rapids, ia.) some are on fb, ig, etc. https://woodysgc.com

unknown dancers (solicited) *verify dance prices against website/staff info. *start with single dances to test mileage. red flags for immediate/repeated vip pressure. *beware of vague mileage promises. get specific contact info.

agree with rejecting the fast-talkers and those that seem to be in a hurry. i even let eligibles know immediately to come back when they've got more time. (i've grown amazingly patient in my old age. lulz)

ok og. so let's lose the food options. what else on the list do u see as extraneous to a first-time guest?

more guys shooting pool means more liars in lingerie for me.

i've seen a huge spike in dancer texts requesting/confirming my money's presence. almost more in the last two years than in the previous, say, ten years combined. successful strippers both need and know how to take care of their regulars.

last night i set up an otc with dubbledeez by text with her sitting right next to me in the dmz (coed smoking area). she did her's on her dick tracy smart watch. (for sneaky privacy. there were a half dozen other people in the room.)

i'm with shadow. just the sand. no use for them outside of paid-to-obey itc/otc settings.

couple of vegas-y questions. what's the appeal of SCs with legal brothels in the same driving distance? what do you see happening if brothels were made legal in every state starting tomorrow? if we had em in iowa i sure as fuck would be done with clubs.

bathroom wall/faster pussycat https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X8V3N6M0toQ

just silfs and non-silfs for me. but i'm orthogonally-challenged.

put the invitation out there. once. followed by 'offers always good'. ball's in her court from there. resume clubbing as usual.

it's a ridiculous movie. some pretty good full-frontal pussy, though.

unsolicited approaches. if not interested let them know within a song. never tip the fuck-off fee. expect to ignore/not engage/walk away from a refusal hissy-fit.

'suicide girls must die!' https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1584733/ not especially goth, but i was in love with fractal.