Comments by psycho_trick (page 17)

"there's always a small chance that *you* will be this stripper's one customer mistake after which she'll swear off dating customers forever. be that guy!" paraphrasing, but was that u subra? i remember laughing out loud.

as long as u came in/on her, i'd let it slide.

icee, until recently u were ho-this/that and misogyny king. u castrate yourself as penance?

good one. i used to do something similar, but they happily increased the degree of difficulty by reverse cowgirling the rail above my pockets. didn't work when i tried it for some reason.

lulz @ plop.

and snaps to tiburon for the amazingly timely reddit reboot. almost like it was planned. 👼

it is harmless. just as harmless as me lmao when, oblivious to karma, these same robs end up crying in the shower all night cuz of 'rude guests' (failed hustles).

congrats on the old flame successes. i tried this once maybe 10 years ago. unfortunately she now looked like her own obese grandma. i politely passed with 'well it was great catching up with u', but she started stalking me instead, ranging from attempts at phone sex to stories of her wanting to split her 750k lotto win with me. since then i've stuck with text-era otcs.

me and two hot new meats are sitting in the DMZ/smoking area. they've both been targeting me for dances. i'm either going to have to take them both or choose. instead i pulled out a 50 and said 'whoever gets back to my table first gets...' *whoosh* hottie 1 is already out the door as a stunned hottie 2 makes it to her feet. 'gotta be faster than that darlin. next time'. hottie 1's enthusiasm carried over into a couple of equally impressive audition dances. guess i go out of my way to make each visit as fun as possible. and i'm high as fuck anyway.

personally, i pre-choreograph all dances and tip for a 30-second dry run before heading back. hard constant grind, and her only audio is faking orgasms/talking dirty in my ear. also one-and-done if not satisfied.

me either icee. those hard working young ladies have a tough enough job and should take advantage of every opportunity to make more money.

my first thought goes to how the club money's being spent rather than how much (maximizing mileage). if someone's living comfortably on 50% of their income i'm not going to judge anything they do with the rest. personally, i'd still save a SC nest egg for that future ATF that's going to rock my world/wallet.

"I'd fuck BHarlem" i'll second that. hottie with curves that doesn't have that fake plasti-smile. can't say you'll enjoy em v, but u got at least a couple dances coming.

your favorite goofy antics in a SC is the topic. i'd be glad to hear more humorous anecdotes.

u couldn't ignore me if u tried cunt 💓

more off-topic trolling. u go cunt 💓

way to show ur true colors cunt. just another bitter she-troll. "I have seen some dancers brag about “finessing” people, what is that?" great question and thanks for asking bruh. 'finessed' is a rip-off the ho is particularly proud of. 'assaulted' just means a failed hustle.

props to bharlem for getting the (intentional) irony. and without a personal attack. very refreshing.

here's one from last night. one of my pothead CFs cuddles-up to me for thc cart hits. i pass the inhale port seductively across her lower lip 'u want some baby? ok, just the tip. good girl. gimme some slow edging boo' playing along, she's moaning staring in my eyes. great pregame for dances. highly recommended.

"bubbleyum wins the thread" if validating the op is winning, yup she walked right into it with flying colors. duh. who's next? my edibles are kickin in. lulz.

i'll take yum's 'genuine curiosity' one at a time. "do you just hate women?" i don't hate anyone, but the only women that should be allowed to speak are paid-to-behave hoes itc/otc. do u accept this so we can move ahead, or do u want to dwell on that?

a whole thread about me? hell, i shoulda started with this thread months ago. okay. let's go down the rabid ho, er, rabbit hole. first, cacaplicee: with 2 OTCs last week and another already scheduled this week i'm actually a well-fed non-cel. sup stalker. even with a restraining order u can't stay away. guess i'd rather u post here if it'll stop the creepy DMs.

🏆 yay yum. woot.

i was gonna leave the thread alone but my good bud icee insisted to keep it alive. so they're only posting to reinforce their misandry and anti-men views. so what if i vent online. everyone does. aren't u glad for me for having a place to do it?

i haven't hidden the thread yet. don't let me down icee.