Tetradon
I'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
Comments by Tetradon (page 37)
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2 years ago
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
At Club Desire (the only place I'm anything resembling a "regular" at), I'll take a girl for two topless dances and then, from her energy, decide if she's worth a VIP or not. Then if she passes the audition, I'll ask what her menu looks like before I go back there. It theoretically won't stop her from ripping me off in the VIP, but ROBs rarely play the long game.
Everything in a strip club, beyond what is written on a sign and enforced, could be considered a "haggle," but I'm not going to go ten rounds of negotiation. If their quoted price is above my range, I'll pass. The number of times they've lowered their range to mine in response to my "no thanks" could be counted on my fingers, and I've never had good experiences with someone who's been "bargained down." Bargaining for sex takes the fun out of it, especially if it happens in the VIP.
Of course, I feel jaded by American strip clubs. My lovely employer is bringing me back to FKK land soon.
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2 years ago
Dave_Anderson
Dave, didn't think you'd be much of a ProPublica guy.
I love hearing people talk as if greed only started on January 20, 2021, in order to make the current occupant of the Oval Office look bad.
Or as though corporations, landlords, the rich, everyone but themselves is greedy.
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2 years ago
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
Oh and lazy, uninformed mispronunciations or mistypes that should get people bullwhipped:
"Expresso"
"Nucular"
"Should of," "could of," "would of"
"Excetera"
"For all intensive purposes"
"A doggy dog world"
"Irregardless"
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2 years ago
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
@crosscheck, which might make it an even more annoying flex, lol
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2 years ago
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
Great article
WHAT I USE
"You know," I use it a little as a filler and a lot as a way to cut people down. As in "your dumb ass should already know, but I'm going to repeat because I can't grunt it out for you."
"Full stop," sounds more aggressive than "period," so I like it.
"I reject the premise of that question" is the best answer to a trap question like "have you stopped beating your wife?"
"I'm only saying what everyone's thinking," I'm guilty of this. Full stop.
"So what?" is useful if someone acts like their point is self-evident, or if they ramble.
"Do better." I'll admit, I say this one to cement the fact that someone's been a real asshole.
WHAT PISSES ME OFF THAT OTHERS USE
"I simply have a powerful personality," yes, and that personality is "complete fucking asshole."
Similar for "I always keep it real...", no, you're just unkind and want to hurt people. Often transforms to "it's just a joke" when it generates a negative response.
"Can't you see that I'm busy," usually means "my time is more important that yours."
"Trust the science," said by someone who's read a few slanted articles and hasn't sat in a science classroom since 11th grade, let alone knows how science is done.
"I work hard" is just virtue signaling. Worse is "work hard play hard," which means escape from my shitty personal life at the office and drink to numb the pain.
"Threat to our democracy," yeah, eat my ass, Chicken Little. Usually used by the left during Trump but the right isn't immune to it either.
"That's just how I was raised," OK, your parents fucked you up and you just want to continue the cycle. Statute of limitations on blaming your parents for your shit is long gone.
"Smile." I'm a large dude with a resting bitch face and I get this. Fuck you.
"We are like family here," is a million horrible workplaces. Usually by a boss that thinks they're your parent and dictator of your life.
"This is my truth," YES CAN THIS ONE PLEASE FUCKING DIE. THERE IS "THE TRUTH" AND "NOT THE TRUTH." NOT "YOUR TRUTH."
CAN APPEAR ON EITHER LIST DEPENDING ON CONTEXT
"I don't like drama" can be used to squelch drama, or to conceal one's participation in it.
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2 years ago
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Mayo on French fries is a general European thing that I've picked up in my travels. Or 50:50 ketchup:mayo.
Most European ketchup is weird, like bad tomato salsa.
My dad once yelled at my sister and I for putting bacon bits on our spaghetti, but fucking A it was awesome. And this was in the days before bacon-on-anything became a meme.
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2 years ago
Dave_Anderson
Isn't Alex Jones paying out a billion for saying Sandy Hook didn't happen?
Head out to your nearest extras club and buy yourself a lip smacking ball popping blowjob. You could sure use it, you seem uptight.
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2 years ago
yahtzee74
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69 all year round, no coincidence. When it gets too hot I get severe headaches and nausea. Fuck the Euros.
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2 years ago
CJKent_band
The truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
@CMI, naah, we love bait more than dancers. 25 is up there with Skibum on taking troll bait.
I don't give anyone here deference because they claim to have tits.
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2 years ago
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
@nicespice, that's a great though somewhat separate discussion.
I don't want to date and sleep with virgins. They don't know what they're doing, and often have sexual hangups. I definitely wouldn't want to marry one and find out she's incapable of having a strong sexual relationship.
As for a girl who's slept with a ton of guys, it's not the having slept with a ton of guys that's a problem, it's that sleeping around reflects other psychological problems. Need for approval, and gets it through sex. Daddy issues. Incapable of holding down a guy, might be a cheater.
If a woman had a wild youth but it's in the distant past, or she got therapy and worked through it, I have no problem whatsoever.
It cuts both ways, though. Women don't like being a player's 1,000th conquest. Often, "players" and especially PUAs (pick-up artists) have severe approval-seeking issues that they try to drown out with sex. My "body count" is well short of a thousand, and some "good girls" have said "you might be too slutty."* And they didn't know anything about my mongering.
*Caveat: I love to date good girls and turn them bad. High-end professionals who didn't have time to fuck around in their youth. Which might be why I'm "too slutty" for many.
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2 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
"Sorry, where does a homeless creep go to recruit stripper level hotties besides his local library?"
@Cashman, I'm thinking he went to his local high school. Or lower.
"But sjg isn't malicious. Just acting out the way his brain tells him to."
@Icee, when I said there are only a few people I wouldn't buy a drink and give them a chance not to be an asshat, I was referring to SJG and desertscrub.
Untreated paranoid schizophrenia makes conversations counterproductive.
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2 years ago
CJKent_band
The truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
Diligo cum me vocant magna poppa
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2 years ago
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
@jimmy, I agree with the caveat emptor part, but would bet my retirement funds that TUSCLers pursue more extras in strip clubs than the average clubber.
If I get cheated--as I've detailed in several reviews--I'll at very least out the ROB. Yeah, sometimes I break my own rules and negotiate while I have a boner. That's dumb. But that doesn't excuse theft, any more than wearing skimpy clothes excuses sexual assault.
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2 years ago
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
LOL @ blah. Because any guy who partakes of a transaction for sex is an evil exploiter, and any woman who accepts is innocent and despoiled. Don't want to fuck, then don't fuck. No one's forcing you.
We're not always looking to get our dicks sucked. Just don't lie, and we're cool.
Personally I'm too jaded for anything other than FKKs right now anyways.
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2 years ago
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Right, if we don't have raging boners for her, it's not that guys have different tastes, it's envy because we'll never have a woman like that. TUSCL logic.
Lulz.
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2 years ago
bang69
North Carolina
"I dunno. Big Tech is going through some pretty big layoffs."
From what I hear out of Facebook, it sounds like some rough times are ahead. And management's acting really shitty towards its people, classic "bad boss" stuff.
"You were the one who said "It's Bidenflation.""
How much has to be due to Biden in order to say that? When you're taking measures that increase it, and avoiding measures that decrease it, you are culpable.
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2 years ago
thebiller55
El man
I haven't been here since the Before Days, but I've been offered anal.
This place reminds me of 229 Centerfolds in that you're just about assured extras from a decent-looking but over-the-hill Latina, with a slight chance of finding a gem (as I have). But it's a lot cheaper if you're willing to make the drive and park in a shitty neighborhood.
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2 years ago
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Someone give that woman a cheeseburger.
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2 years ago
CJKent_band
The truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
Why do American leftists think it is "greed" for people to want to keep the money they have earned but "not greed" (or "justice") for them to want to take it and redistribute it to their friends and cronies?
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2 years ago
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
^ Then you're a scammer, full stop.
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2 years ago
londonguy
Breathe, breathe in the air
North Dakota, everyone says
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2 years ago
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
"I personally think it is ok to scam a whoremonger here and there when the club is dry and you need money for bills but don't wanna be a hooker (nothing against hookers neither but i don't like to compete with them inside of the club)."
So scamming is usually bad but it's ok if you really need the money. LOL.
I personally think it is ok to name and shame scammers at every opportunity.
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2 years ago
bang69
North Carolina
@wld, "100% on Joe Biden's policies" is an evasion. I know we kept the easy money spigot far longer than we needed to, but the height of the pandemic (2020) was when we needed it. We didn't have inflation during this time.
Then all of Biden's extra stimuli, the student loan forgiveness (aka giveaway to a Dem client group), and the bullshit-named "Inflation Reduction Act" (which in reality is a skinnied-down version of BBB) happen, all pump money into the economy, and we're expected to believe that it didn't play a major part? Let's add in Biden's executive moves. Discouraging production of American energy. Not rescinding the Jones Act which would alleviate the shipping crisis. (which is a giveaway to union supporters). There's a cause-and-effect that anyone who isn't a Dem spin doctor can acknowledge.
It says something that the Dems are getting hammered on this issue, instead going to the legerdemain of abortion and the Jan 6 riots.
I'm no Trump fan, but you know the big difference between Trump and Biden in this election? One is the President of the United States. One just yaks all over the airwaves. Without Trump's bombastic personality to distract us, we can make a clearheaded choice between two policy visions, one of which is highly inflationary.
I hope we choose correctly.
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2 years ago
bang69
North Carolina
^ Someone seems to want to absolve Biden for political reasons
It's transitory! It's Putin! It's Colonel Mustard with the lead pipe in the conservatory!
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/07/19/13/60417625-11025383-image-a-11_1658233185291.jpg
Funny, "COVID" seemed to coincide, down to the month, with the Biden presidency.
https://www.statista.com/statistics/273418/unadjusted-monthly-inflation-rate-in-the-us/
Just imagine if we passed Biden's full Build Back Better, or God forbid, the Green New Deal, with all the unfunded liabilities it generated in the name of "saving the planet" or "equity."
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2 years ago
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
^ Oh, and none of those ten conversations I mentioned were here. All from 15+ years ago when I was "young, dumb, and full of cum." I'm only the last of those now.