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So I'm in the back with a totally hot number. We don't fuck or anything. But she is straddling me and pulls my dick…

You said "not very enthusiastic," right? Always best to assume your instinct is correct. On the other hand, if $300 or so isn't important…

While I have a number of complaints about Risque, I'll grant that they have some cute girls. And sometimes that's enough.

The cute dancer I…

You will only be out of place if you feel that way. I'm a white professional. Most of the crowd is more blue collar.…

When was the last time a club opened? Anywhere? That's the doom loop. Clubs close for all sorts of reasons. But none seem to…

Yes, misterorange. That's happened a few times. Barside she has the rap. In the room, she goes mute. Torture.

I ask. I do. But should I have to?

Okay downvoters. The honest truth is I thought about making this one a discussion. But then I had so much to say. So ...…

Something has been missing from the strip club fantasy. It may have been missing forever. It's not something you can see. It's something you can't hear.

Dirty talk. In a world dedicated…

Like I said... Heresy. And while I'm at it and you're asking for names ... Nicole? Devon? They're overrated. Julia? Bia? No way.

And JerseyJoe has precisely ... zero reviews.

As I was leaving the club, I stopped next to one of the dancers. I leaned in and said: I hate it when I…

What I'm about to say might be considered heresy to certain Playhouse regulars. You ready? I like it better at night.

Yes, I said it.…

I knew that. Why I didn't type that I don't know. Thanks

Feel like it need not be said, but ... I don't do dances with dancers I don't like

On my scale, where the girls are under 30 and under 125 pounds, this night at Delilah's was below average. This Tuesday night, I…

Why is this a discussion and not an article? Lots of reasons beginning with it fails at the most basic level. It's just not…

Should have been a discussion, not an article. In part because it's incorrect. Thirty years ago I paid $20 for a lapdance in downtown…

It is a mystery. Unattractive girls and lame dances. Is that an actual business model? I struggle to spend $25 in the place.

Every bouncer I've ever encountered in a club, no matter how mean looking, has been nice to me.

I haven't come in a month. All that jizz has been building up. Now what? I'm taking suggestions. Already a pretty fair cummer, this…

Count me on the "don't get the Devon is the best" side. I will give the other side this, though: There are many worse.…

I think I set the Playhouse record. Not for a handjob from the oldest Brazilian. Not for lasting four songs with Cayenne. Not for…

Imagine how my heart leapt at the site of a BP topic after all these years. Thanks for reviving good memories. In return, I…

Not too long ago I had a choice of nearby places where more than a few girls were willing to fuck at bargain prices…