Going to need closed captions ...

Surprised that no one has yet brought up the one thing this club could do to improve. They need to turn on the TV closed captions because we’re not going to be watching the girls.

Why would you watch the girls here? They’re not good looking. They don’t have good bodies. And you don’t need to worry about which one to choose for a dance because they deliver exactly zero on the couch in the fishbowl where the “private” dances take place.

This place is a paradox – in the negative paradox sort of way. Situated far from pretty much everything between northeast Philly and no-man’s-land Trenton, it’s actually kind of nice inside. It looks more like a downtown club (except for the girls). Big rectangular bar with the stage in the middle. Lots of comfortable chairs in good repair. Big screen TVs all around. The bathroom is clean and comfortable. There’s an area with couch seating, though I never saw anyone sit on the couches. Bartenders have big hoots.