The Border Gentlemen's Club
440 S Pennsylvania Ave Morrisville, PA 19067

When I get another shot, it won't be here

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Sgrayeff
Oct 19, 2020, 5:08 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

I went from visiting S&S once a week for a long time to once a decade more recently. This week’s visit gave no indication that my frequency need change. In fact, one face on stage might be reason enough to avoid altogether.

There is good news. No smoking. At least if I’m going to see few attractive women and not have any sort of good time on the couch, no one need know that I tried. Beer is reasonable at under $5. The Covid rules require that you buy a $1 hot dog. You’re not required to eat it. The rectangular bar and its internal stage are irrelevant because you’re sitting at dopey tables around the perimeter. Thank the virus for that too.

The girls I didn’t want to take back were largely larger AA girls. Count perhaps five or six in that category. There was also an Amazon white girl. A giant with a pretty face. That’s all I’ll say about that.

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When I get another shot, it won't be here