RR in Covid time. You don't have to like it

Bad news. The virus nannies apparently have gotten to the Dirty Bird, causing implementation of some new procedures we’re not going to like. Not going to like at all.

The most obvious is seating is no longer allowed at the bar. Instead we’ve been moved to a handful of lousy tables spread around the room. Can you see it? We’re now six feet or more off the bar and that much further from those masked tits. Worse, if you don’t get one of the few higher tables/stools, you’ll find yourself well below hip level on stage. You have to stand to see ass.

The most impactful change is the curtain can’t be closed for private dances. What does that mean? Officially, it means they don’t want us breaking social distance. The curtain is open so they can see if we do. In practice, it means you’re going home to beat off because no one is giving you extras when everyone can see everything extra you do.