Awkward beats expert this time

Some girls are expert at this. Some aren't. And sometimes it's the ones who we love.

Playhouse has plenty of experts, dancers who have been pleasing us for years. Despite the decades, they've managed to remain mostly attractive. These are the hands of fine craftsman - experienced, adept and sure to please.

I passed on one of the experts. On my last visit, she'd brought me to one of the private rooms. In her hands, that dark cubby might as well have been heaven. This night she was making another convincing case. I managed a polite "no" anyway. If I went back with her every time ...