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6 years ago
naw, talkin bout my homie Dennis Hof. RIP my nigga.
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6 years ago
those are some sweet cars. impressive that you're driving two cars as well. most of the time you gotta be a big baller like me in order to do shit like that.
i have different cars for different occasions. I got a yellow colored lamborghini gallardo and a blue lamborghini murcielago to roll up to dem clubs with. I got a red colored Ferrari F12 berlinetta for drag racing purposes. I got a white porsche for classier shit and I also got a limo if i'm going to a super fucking classy event. I also got a black rover if I'm feelin like driving something bigger.
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6 years ago
yo vantablack what kinda car you drive homie?
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6 years ago
what is life without being able to enjoy a glass of hennessey whenever i feel like it. where i can greet my guests by guzzling entire bottles of champagne together. where i can rail a line off a fat booty before fucking til i get dat coke dick and fall asleep. where i can make a cuppa lean and dip my weed before chain smoking ten joints just because i fucking felt liek it.
goddamn it im fucking dying in this place homie.
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6 years ago
we gotta get dat hoe on the pole so she can earn her attention the right way, by shakin dat muddafuckin booty for dat cash!
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6 years ago
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Mr_PUA_Guy50The guy in the fancy suit picking up your ATF at the club
One hoe a week? what is this fucking running hood game nigga? i prolly fucked more hoes in the past six months than you have in years.
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6 years ago
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Mr_PUA_Guy50The guy in the fancy suit picking up your ATF at the club
bitch you don't know shit! how many hoes you fucked last year. i don't even know how many goddamn hoes i fucked but that shit is probably in the fucking hundreds cause i fucked so many goddamn hoes.
all you gotta do to fuck em hoes is become a real ass baller an' shower them wit dat cash.
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6 years ago
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ZamoraMFT Associate & Bikini Dancer
pimpin ain't easy fo sho, don't hate the playa hate the game.
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6 years ago
nigga i put in work every day yo, unless my ass is in rehab and then i cant do fucking shit.
i gotta get out of this fucking place!
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6 years ago
all dem hoez got kids yo. you just gotta learn to fucking work wit dat shit. if a hoe already got kids then its likely she less likely to skip out of her birth control pills and turn into your third baby momma!
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6 years ago
i can make a club ratchet as hell no matter waht but i prefer a place where dem strippaz got em fat asses and know how to twerk it on a pole.
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6 years ago
Gotta get outta rehab soon
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6 years ago
im on 1099 income cause i contract with record deals and music venues and get a cut of the royalties/tickets.
im gonna bribe my probation officer until my probation is up and shit'll be set straight. im not looking to make shit more complicated than it needs to be.
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6 years ago
you only in the fire department so you can molest the hose with your fucking dick ya goddamn freak!
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6 years ago
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GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
humility is code for low self esteem
when i brag all i tell is the truth about myself homie
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6 years ago
goddamn it crazy joe its called signing record deals, selling out stadiums and making untold millions every year, that's my fucking job homie.
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6 years ago
i take a stripper apocalypse over the shit that happened in my mansion any day
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6 years ago
bitch i ain't no crazy ass hoe, tinysammy is, that crazy fucking bitch. what is it about me that i attract all the crazy bitches?
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6 years ago
Let me tell y'all fuckers about this one time though, i about thought the apocalypse was happening.
there was this one crazy ass hoe i was fucking, this was right about the time my ass got famous and i was even more reckless than i am today. she was all into this weird ass alternative spiritual bullshit that i had no fucking understanding of she kept talking about how she was gonna make us see the world for how it really is. it was weird af but that bitch was a good ass dick sucker so i kept that hoe around. so i was having a party at my mansion and that crazy bitch insisted on having a punch bowl for the girls showing up, saying they don't like the taste of liquor which i later found out she did just so she could slip a shit ton of LSD into the punch bowl and make everybody drink that shit. everybody was fucking tripping off dey asses. i had no fucking idea i was tripping though i just started seeing colors change and weird shapes flying outside and i was freaking the fuck out. i fucking saw the sky turn red and black shapes that i couldn't fucking recognize. i don't fucking know how much shit that bitch slipped into the punch bowl but it must been a lot cause the place turned into a goddamn riot. everybody was seeing shit and flipping shit, and running out of the house and breaking shit. that shit caused me $60,000 worth of damages. goddamn stupid ass hoe.
last time i ever offered a fucking punch bowl at one of my parties.
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6 years ago
"I really like her, but the end is near."
Lol I like how you phrased this as if the apocalypse is happening soon.
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6 years ago
play with fire like that and yo ass get burned.
my homie setting me up with most of da shit i need. i been without weed for awhile though cause it smells so damn strong its hard to slip into rehab.
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6 years ago
you wish i was gay, my ass is for shitting bitch.
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6 years ago
@crazyjoe
i gotta job though. why he need me to get another one?
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6 years ago
im good dawg, i still got my albums sellin and my manager gonna get me back on tour soon as i get out. they some of da goons who been trying to get me out. apparently fans are pissed that the court ordered me into rehab in the middle of a tour so they don't want me in there too long.
i prolly just gonna bribe my probation officer with 10k on each of his "inspections" to lie and say im sober.
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6 years ago
Magic City and the King of Diamonds be the best shit around for dem hoez tryna get that cash money. people be raining thousands in those clubs and slipping stacks on top of racks.