Comments by full_metal_RIL

"I will take you for a cab ride you won't soon forget." Dude - don't hit flagooner while you take Bj99 on the cab ride. His mom already doesn't like him riding his bike after dark.

will_wonka - don't hide skittles under the bed, man. I did that once with a jelly donut and Nurse Ratched wasn't the least bit happy with me. Does anyone have a kleenex or a glass of water I can bum?

What makes you guys think my CF would even join the organization just because there was a zombie apocalypse because as far as I'm concerned she is the last vagina on earth already I wouldn't ever want another one and there is no such thing as zombies santa clause sjg or the organization so I don't see what the big deal is my CF loves me I love her there are no other vaginas and no zombies and no organizations and all of this will remain true as long as I use every penny I can find to buy dances from my CF and no one else it's like I said there are no other vaginas so this post is stupid to begin with I don't even know why I'm replying to it my CF says if I spend 2 hours with her in VIP tomorrow she will consider giving me her phone number which is the first step towards spending enough for her to consider OTC even though she's never done that but she loves me the end.

gentleman6555 you stay the hell away from my CF I paid for that apartment fare and square and it's my name on the lease not yours so just stay away she's only using you for 2k she doesn't do that to me because she loves me just like i love her and when i rent her an apartment it's an extension of my love for her so just keep out of the apartment and keep out of her vagina i have a rifle there are many like it but this one is mine and the same goes for my CF so you need to listen to the other guys on here and just stay away okay the end.

I don't like this contest at all because my CF would never touch a creep like Rick Dugan with a ten foot pool so that means she's one of the five girls being auctioned off and she is really tight which proves it even more and I know this because she's still a virgin she's saving herself for marriage and if I keep buying dances she's going to marry me except now I need to buy all the SPAM I can get my hands on or someone else might win her but if I do that I won't be able to buy dances anymore so the only natural solution is to file a report with the Consumer Product Safety Commission that there is broken glass inside all the can's of SPAM so that they'll be taken off the shelf and no more contest I'm so much smarter than the rest of you that's why I have my CF and you don't and she loves me the end.

I'm not a troll because my CF has high standards and she would never waste her time with a troll and besides we're in love and we're going to get married but I have to buy more dances from her first so that she can afford a down payment on our home the end.

Shit! I used the wrong sign-in.

Hi Subraman. How are you?

My CF has never had sex because she tells me that she's saving herself for marriage and I'm going to be the one that she marries and that's why we can't have sex yet and when she leaves the club with other customers they're just going for a long walk because she needs to stretch her legs and get away from the club for a while but since she hasn't had sex yet and neither have I then I can honestly say that it's not an addiction otherwise we would be doing it all the time but we're good people and we're going to get married I love her the end.

You guys are getting it all wrong because my CF never takes drugs and she's perfectly sane and she's absolutely perfect and she's in love with me and life could never be better and she says that none of the girls she works with ever takes drugs but I would never buy dances from them anyways because I only love my CF and she loves me too the end.

I think me and clubber go on double date is good.

I just want to know how I can make her stop cheating on me with other customers because she loves me and it's a serious questions that deserves a serious reply but so far I haven't gotten any that will work subraman so how do I get a serious reply that will make her stop giving dances the other customers?

"I don't know but I've been told, Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!" Sir, yes Sir!

Would anyone be interested in double dating?

This is what she looked like when she was younger and I miss her that way because the drinking hasn't been good but my love is true so I still go see her at the club https://www.google.com/search?q=eskimo+lady&client=ms-android-hms-tmobile-us&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjQosKbppDZAhWqxVkKHdDwCTgQ_AUICigB#imgrc=njeMMob8FtmDIM:

Hey that's my CF please don't rate her it's disrespectful because we're in love and it's real love not like when flagooner tries to pick up a stripper through a discussion board but the jokes on her because he doesn't like to pay more than $10 a dance and she's going to be very disappointed because that's the strip club equivalent of a small package.

Only if we can go to Partner's Tavern in Erie PA because my CF works there and I made a promise never to visit any other strip clubs but we can't go on a Friday because last time I went on a Friday she was cheating on me with another customer his name was Greg and we went to high school together and once I stole his jelly donut and put it in my locker so he had the other guys beat me with bars of soap wrapped in gym socks the end.

"This is guy is trolling us and he's not even trying to not make it obvious - same style at "RealDougster"." I'm giving it as much effort as it's worth. That's all.

But she says that she's not allowed to see customers outside the club. It's against their policy. She if we're going to be in love it has to be at the club.

We're in love. It's not about the money. She just does it to make me jealous.

That's just it. I haven't given her any money. But when she tries to make me jealous with other customers she just goes on and on and on about how much money they gave her and I don't think I can take it anymore.

"I won't go into details but I have taken a break for a few to concentrate on a new exciting project that my girl and I are adventuring into together." This proves it. mdb2203 and SJG are the same person.