full_metal_RIL

"I will take you for a cab ride you won't soon forget." Dude - don't hit flagooner while you take Bj99 on the cab ride. His mom already doesn't like him riding his bike after dark.

will_wonka - don't hide skittles under the bed, man. I did that once with a jelly donut and Nurse Ratched wasn't the least bit happy with me. Does anyone have a kleenex or a glass of water I can bum?

What makes you guys think my CF would even join the organization just because there was a zombie apocalypse because as far as I'm concerned she is the last vagina on earth already I wouldn't ever want another one and there is no such thing as zombies santa clause sjg or the organization so I don't see what the big deal is my CF loves me I love her there are no other vaginas and no zombies and no organizations and all of this will remain true as long as I use every penny I can find to buy dances from my CF and no one else it's like I said there are no other vaginas so this post is stupid to begin with I don't even know why I'm replying to it my CF says if I spend 2 hours with her in VIP tomorrow she will consider giving me her phone number which is the first step towards spending enough for her to consider OTC even though she's never done that but she loves me the end.