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Airport Lounge
5881 S Howell Ave
Milwaukee, WI 53207
Take the first flight the hell out of here
Milwaukee, WI. Friday night. Aptly named right by the airport, you take a wrong turn you'll head to a terminal. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. Guy at the front, checks ID…
May 1, 2025, 6:00 AM
High Heels Saloon
2678 N 48th Rd
Somonauk, IL 60552
I don't mind if strippers wear sneakers
Somonauk, IL. Saturday night late night. Not much around here, seems like a safe area to me. Walk on in. Guy at the front cover I think was $9. Other guy wands you down. Layout…
1 commentslast: 7 mos ago(Studme53)
Apr 30, 2025, 1:29 PM
Silver Slipper Saloon
3042 IL-71 3 9124
Ottawa, IL 61350
Copper Slipper
Ottawa, IL. Saturday night. Not much around it's behind another building. Plenty of parking in the gravel lot. Walk on in. Guy in the front window, cover is I think $10 vets free. Another guy…
Apr 30, 2025, 1:13 PM
The Lamp Liter
1474 US-6
Ottawa, IL 61350
Not much here
Ottawa, IL. Saturday night. Area seems fine to me, plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. Girl at the front, collect $5 cover. In we are, not a big spot. Real old time…
Apr 30, 2025, 11:35 AM
Club Cabaret
1047 North Main St
Creve Coeur, IL, 61610
Not doing that again
Creve Coeur, IL. Saturday night. Right across the river from Peoria. Area seems safe to me. Right behind a gas station. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Nice guy upfront. Cover is $10, vets free. Walk…
Apr 29, 2025, 8:42 PM
Dixie Rose Country Rock Cabaret
104 South St
Peoria, IL 61602
Small place
Peoria, IL. Saturday night. Industrial area, seems alright to me, Right next to train tracks. Parking is a little tricky, there's some signs on the buisnesses next door, which looks like most people ignored but…
Apr 29, 2025, 7:07 PM
The Pony
7807 N University St
Peoria, IL 61614
Going undercover at the Pony
Peoria, IL. Saturday night. Just came from Dixie Rose. Area seems fine to me, plenty of parking out front. Commercial strip. Walk in, guy checks ID, $10 cover and get wanded in the door. Layout,…
Apr 29, 2025, 7:07 PM
Cajun Club
1400 Main St
Houlton, WI 54082
Pretty dead
Came here real late at night, open till 4am. Area seems safe, just east of the twin cities. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Nobody at the front, I go to the bar. The door guy…
Apr 24, 2025, 12:28 AM
Lady Vi's
628 Tower Ave
Superior, WI 54880
Lame
Superior, WI. Friday night. Right across the bridge from Duluth on the Wisconsin side. Area seems fine to me. Across the street is Centerfolds, the girls here told me it was closed. I parked on…
Apr 23, 2025, 9:55 PM
Club Saratoga
331 Canal Park Dr
Duluth, MN 55802
If you want me to say Duloooth, then spell it that way
Duluth, MN. Friday night. Just came from Lady Vi's. In Canal Park. Safe area, it's sort of a hang out tourist area by the water. Plenty of parking out front on the street. Walk on…
Apr 23, 2025, 8:08 PM
Sugars
N 1620 County Rd V V
Hager City, WI 54014
Splenda's
Hager City, WI. Saturday night. Area pretty safe, not too much else around. Next to a motorcylce shop and a baseball field. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. Guy at the front…
Apr 23, 2025, 4:34 PM
Fat Jack's Cabaret
1682 Wall Ave
Bock, MN 56313
Jack is working on losing the weight, go easy on him
Bock, MN. Thursday after midnight. Plenty of parking in the lot. Small little town off the highway. A couple bars across the street. Walk in, it's like a bar area, the bathroom and pool table,…
Apr 23, 2025, 4:22 PM
Sugar Daddys
500 66th St NW
Sauk Rapids, MN 56379
Sulk Rapids
Sauk Rapids, MN. Thursday night. Area seems fine to me, ain't much else around. Right off the highway. Walk in, portly guy at the front counter, cover $15 and drink of choice, I took water.…
Apr 23, 2025, 1:13 PM
Mettler's Bar & Restaurant
117 S Front St
Mankato, MN 56001
Hey DJ, stop mettling in our affairs
Mankato, MN. Saturday night. Downtown Mankato, seems real safe to me. This sort of like a bar crawl area. There's like a parking garage on the other side, and some high rises on the others…
1 commentslast: 8 mos ago(crsm27)
Apr 23, 2025, 11:12 AM
Aragon Bar
130 W College St
Albert Lea, MN 56007
I saw Viggo Mortensen getting a handjob at the bar
Albert Lea, MN. Saturday night pretty early on. Downtown Albert Lea. Safe area, plenty of parking out front. Walk in, empty bar area, bathroom is on the right here. I'm thinking this place is dead.…
Apr 23, 2025, 11:11 AM
The Northern Gentlemen's Club
325 10th St N
Fargo, ND 58102
Rip Off? Yeah. Oh yeah.
Fargo, ND. Thursday night. Downtown Fargo. Seems alright to me, ain't ghetto. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, girl at the front. Cover was $8. Walk on in. Dead ahead, one stage, one…
Apr 23, 2025, 7:32 AM
The Nine O Five Lounge
949 Dillingham Rd, Pickering, ON L1W 1Z7, Canada*
More 5 than 9 in my opinion
Pickering, ON. Saturday night. Seems like alright area to me. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk around to the front, no hats allowed, I put back in my car. Walk in, lady at the…
Apr 17, 2025, 6:57 PM
Whiskey a Go-Go
566 Rivermede Rd, Concord, ON L4K 3M5, Canada*
Make sure you put Hollywood into the GPS otherwise you'll end up in Canada
Concord, ON. Saturday night. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. Line inside. Get to the guy up in the window, cover was 15 CAD I think and then ID scan to the…
Apr 17, 2025, 4:40 AM
Hotel Royal
171 Brock St N
Whitby, ON L1N 4H3
Canada
Hard to sleep with all the loud music and the dancing KEEP IT DOWN GOD DAMMIT!!!
Whitby, ON. Saturday night. Early on. Safe area, no lot just street parking, I parked at a shopping center a couple blocks over. Basically outisde of Oshawa, Whitby is. Weird wooden door handles, into a…
Apr 16, 2025, 11:41 AM
Cabaret Les Amazones
6820 Rue Saint-Jacques
Montréal, QC H4B 1V3
In some cases, an aptly named sc
Montreal, QC. Friday night. West montreal. Area is safe, plenty of parking. Walk in, you got to clear the mag. No hats allowed they put in a room for you. Cover was 10 CAD I…
Apr 16, 2025, 4:48 AM
Source Du Sexe
2335 Hymus Blvd
Dorval, QC H9P 1J8
Canada
Bitch got some nerve
Dorval, QC. Friday night. Safe area, plenty of parking out front. Walk in, guy at the front no cover just throw him a tip and he seats you at a table, I threw him a…
1 commentslast: 8 mos ago(FrustratedInTheUS)
Apr 16, 2025, 4:29 AM
O'Gascon
1911 Chem. Gascon
Terrebonne, QC J6X 4H2
O'Gascon you done did it again!
Terrebonne, QC. Friday night. Safe area, parking lot full but I parked on the street across the way. Walk up, and real nice older French candadien dude speaks to me in french, I asked if…
2 commentslast: 8 mos ago(Someguyontheinternet)
Apr 16, 2025, 4:07 AM
PT's Showclub Denver
1601 W Evans Ave
Denver, CO 80223
The mountain west is expenisve
Denver, CO. Friday night. Just came from the other PT's. Parking in the lot. Walk on in. Two cool black dudes at the front to welcome you. Pat down, ID check and $20 to the…
1 commentslast: 8 mos ago(Someguyontheinternet)
Apr 8, 2025, 1:14 PM
Déjà Vu Colorado Springs
2145 B St
Colorado Springs, CO 80906
Dead
Colorado Springs, CO. Saturday night. Area seems alright, big parking lot. Right before 9 walk in, nobody at the front desk so I keep going. I might've just missed the $30 cover which would the…
2 commentslast: 8 mos ago(Muddy)
Apr 8, 2025, 10:55 AM
