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Reign Ladies and Gentlemen's Club
3860 Ulmerton Rd
Clearwater, FL 33762
Carted off the field
Clearwater, FL. Saturday night after midnight. It has a Clearwater address online, but it's not really near Clearwater, so I don't fucking know. Right off Ulmerton, a busy road. Plenty of parking in the lot.…
May 9, 2025, 10:49 AM
4Play Lounge
10387 Gandy Blvd N
St. Petersburg, FL 33702
Completely dead on a Saturday
St Petersburg, FL. Saturday night. It's in shopping center. Plenty of parking in the lot, area seems fine to me. Walk on in, white girl with glasses at the front, collects cover, $10. In we…
May 8, 2025, 1:33 PM
The Vue
16309 US-19
Hudson, FL 34667
DJ narrates the customers
Hudson, FL. Friday night. Just came from Pink Pussycat up the road. On the side of the highway, area seems fine to me. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Black dude opens the…
1 commentslast: 9 mos ago(tampadawg2025)
May 7, 2025, 9:02 PM
Crazy Girls Pinellas
10637 117 Dr N
Largo, FL 33773
Cuban dive
Largo, FL. Saturday night. Strip mall, busy road, area seems fine to me. Plenty of parking. In you go, guy at the front. $10 cover and ID check. In you go. Basically one bar island…
May 7, 2025, 4:32 PM
Pink Pussycat Lounge
18329 US-19 A
Hudson, FL 34667
Small spot
Hudson, FL. Right at the very top end of the Tampa Bay metro area. Right off the highway. In front of some video store and next to a liquor store. I walk in, cover was…
May 7, 2025, 4:26 PM
The Encore
101 S Dana Ct
Milwaukee, WI 53214
I'll remain seated, arms crossed for this Encore
Milwaukee, WI. Friday night. Right by where the Brewers play. Area seems fine to me, it's sort of weird off ramp off a highway area but here were are. Parking on the street, small lot…
May 1, 2025, 3:08 PM
Silk on Water
144 E Juneau Ave
Milwaukee, WI 53202
Small strip club
Milwaukee, WI. Friday night. Downtown party area, a lot of bars and people about. A lot of cops too. I parked on a adjacent street and walked over, no lot here. Walk on in, friendly…
May 1, 2025, 1:46 PM
Texas Jay's Gentlemen's Club
813 S 1st St
Milwaukee, WI 53204
Head on back to Texas, Jay
Milwaukee, WI. Friday night. Sort of going downtown in the Harbor View neighborhood. Parking lot is real tight and a pain in the ass to back out of onto a busy street, but I found…
May 1, 2025, 1:00 PM
Airport Lounge
5881 S Howell Ave
Milwaukee, WI 53207
Take the first flight the hell out of here
Milwaukee, WI. Friday night. Aptly named right by the airport, you take a wrong turn you'll head to a terminal. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. Guy at the front, checks ID…
May 1, 2025, 6:00 AM
High Heels Saloon
2678 N 48th Rd
Somonauk, IL 60552
I don't mind if strippers wear sneakers
Somonauk, IL. Saturday night late night. Not much around here, seems like a safe area to me. Walk on in. Guy at the front cover I think was $9. Other guy wands you down. Layout…
1 commentslast: 10 mos ago(Studme53)
Apr 30, 2025, 1:29 PM
Silver Slipper Saloon
3042 IL-71 3 9124
Ottawa, IL 61350
Copper Slipper
Ottawa, IL. Saturday night. Not much around it's behind another building. Plenty of parking in the gravel lot. Walk on in. Guy in the front window, cover is I think $10 vets free. Another guy…
Apr 30, 2025, 1:13 PM
The Lamp Liter
1474 US-6
Ottawa, IL 61350
Not much here
Ottawa, IL. Saturday night. Area seems fine to me, plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. Girl at the front, collect $5 cover. In we are, not a big spot. Real old time…
Apr 30, 2025, 11:35 AM
Club Cabaret
1047 North Main St
Creve Coeur, IL, 61610
Not doing that again
Creve Coeur, IL. Saturday night. Right across the river from Peoria. Area seems safe to me. Right behind a gas station. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Nice guy upfront. Cover is $10, vets free. Walk…
Apr 29, 2025, 8:42 PM
Dixie Rose Country Rock Cabaret
104 South St
Peoria, IL 61602
Small place
Peoria, IL. Saturday night. Industrial area, seems alright to me, Right next to train tracks. Parking is a little tricky, there's some signs on the buisnesses next door, which looks like most people ignored but…
Apr 29, 2025, 7:07 PM
The Pony
7807 N University St
Peoria, IL 61614
Going undercover at the Pony
Peoria, IL. Saturday night. Just came from Dixie Rose. Area seems fine to me, plenty of parking out front. Commercial strip. Walk in, guy checks ID, $10 cover and get wanded in the door. Layout,…
Apr 29, 2025, 7:07 PM
Cajun Club
1400 Main St
Houlton, WI 54082
Pretty dead
Came here real late at night, open till 4am. Area seems safe, just east of the twin cities. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Nobody at the front, I go to the bar. The door guy…
Apr 24, 2025, 12:28 AM
Lady Vi's
628 Tower Ave
Superior, WI 54880
Lame
Superior, WI. Friday night. Right across the bridge from Duluth on the Wisconsin side. Area seems fine to me. Across the street is Centerfolds, the girls here told me it was closed. I parked on…
Apr 23, 2025, 9:55 PM
Club Saratoga
331 Canal Park Dr
Duluth, MN 55802
If you want me to say Duloooth, then spell it that way
Duluth, MN. Friday night. Just came from Lady Vi's. In Canal Park. Safe area, it's sort of a hang out tourist area by the water. Plenty of parking out front on the street. Walk on…
Apr 23, 2025, 8:08 PM
Sugars
N 1620 County Rd V V
Hager City, WI 54014
Splenda's
Hager City, WI. Saturday night. Area pretty safe, not too much else around. Next to a motorcylce shop and a baseball field. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. Guy at the front…
Apr 23, 2025, 4:34 PM
Fat Jack's Cabaret
1682 Wall Ave
Bock, MN 56313
Jack is working on losing the weight, go easy on him
Bock, MN. Thursday after midnight. Plenty of parking in the lot. Small little town off the highway. A couple bars across the street. Walk in, it's like a bar area, the bathroom and pool table,…
Apr 23, 2025, 4:22 PM
Sugar Daddys
500 66th St NW
Sauk Rapids, MN 56379
Sulk Rapids
Sauk Rapids, MN. Thursday night. Area seems fine to me, ain't much else around. Right off the highway. Walk in, portly guy at the front counter, cover $15 and drink of choice, I took water.…
Apr 23, 2025, 1:13 PM
Mettler's Bar & Restaurant
117 S Front St
Mankato, MN 56001
Hey DJ, stop mettling in our affairs
Mankato, MN. Saturday night. Downtown Mankato, seems real safe to me. This sort of like a bar crawl area. There's like a parking garage on the other side, and some high rises on the others…
1 commentslast: 10 mos ago(crsm27)
Apr 23, 2025, 11:12 AM
Aragon Bar
130 W College St
Albert Lea, MN 56007
I saw Viggo Mortensen getting a handjob at the bar
Albert Lea, MN. Saturday night pretty early on. Downtown Albert Lea. Safe area, plenty of parking out front. Walk in, empty bar area, bathroom is on the right here. I'm thinking this place is dead.…
Apr 23, 2025, 11:11 AM
