What can Brown's do for you? Not a damn thing.

London, UK. Friday night. No lot gotta find street parking, it was tough but I got a spot. I walk on up, bald white guy with a heavy cockney accent gives me the rundown. He asks when the girls come around with a cup, just tip a pound. Pretty early on in the night and already a big crowd. Stage side seating totally full. And the tables across from the stage. I don't know it was like 7pm. Bathrooms are down the steps in basement, you gotta wait for folks to come up on a time up or down the stairs.

A couple girls up on a stage at a time. Customers look mostly white but all races and middle and up mostly. Dance prices were I believe £20 pounds for a no touch air dance. Yeah fuck that.

Dancers. This place actually did have some English working in here which for London is somehow noteworthy. Definitely some breast enhancements. A good amount of veteran dancers, I would 20's-40's. Some black girls and off the boat latinas in here as well. Some decent talent 5-8 range, decent amount of 7's. About 25 girls. So not only does this club get going early with the customers but the dancers get their asses in here early too.