Reviews by Muddy

Panama City, FL. Saturday night. Summer time. Streets still pretty crowded, all kinds of amusement rides and mini golf around. Great place for a tourist trap club. Plenty of parking in the lot, a guy…

Panama City, FL. Saturday night. Area seems alright, I parked in front of the building next door. Walk up food truck right in front and a drive thru window for this strip club I don't…

Valparaiso, FL. Saturday night. Came here early on in the night, no dancers yet, so I said screw it and cam back all the way at the end of the night and there were three…

Traverse City, MI. Saturday night. Around 9 or so just getting going. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, nobody at the front I walk in, bartender lady comes over and asks to check…

Cadilliac, MI. Saturday night after midnight. Area seems fine, plenty of parking in the lot. You enter though the back. Down the hall look left through the window, $10 to the guy. The setup sucks…

Inkster, MI. Friday night. Just coming from Bogarts. Area seems ok, pulled in the lot, pretty full but I found a spot. Walk on in. Big black at the front, he says gimme 5, he's…

Inkster, MI. Friday night after midnight. Came here just after Flight Club across the street which must be in a down period. I didn't see any 9 or 10 and maybe even no 8's over…

Rapid City, MI. Saturday night. Plenty of parking in the lot. Nothing much else around except the woods. Walked in with a bunch of bikers. Charge $10 cover coming in the front door. Layout is…

Tulsa, OK. Saturday night around midnight. It was raining hard as I've ever seen so I had to find a place to lie low for a couple hours. Lady Godiva's it was. I parked right…

Pittsburg, KS. Saturday night. Area seems fine it's right in a normal neighborhood. I parked right across the street. Walk up and buzz the door. Guy collects a $10 cover. In we are, everyone seemed…

Stillwater, OK. Friday night. New club, let's get it on the board. Right off the highway, leaving town east of Stillwater. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. Scan of ID and $10…

Bend, OR. Saturday night. Really scenic little city, seems safe to me. Plenty of parking in the lot. In we go. Red head at the front podium ID check and I think cover was $5.…

Klamath Falls, OR. Saturday night. This club is not often reviewed, only a handful in the past decade so let's get it on the board. Still pretty early around 7, still plenty of daylight. On…

Bradenton, FL. Friday night real late. Bradenton is where the Pirates do spring training. Area seems alright to me, Right next to a gas station. This club's parking lot is in the back, you enter…

Palm Harbor, FL. Saturday night. Another club right off 19. Plenty of parking in the lot. Area seems fine to me. Walk on in. Lady at the front charges $10 cover. She notifies me it's…

Holiday, FL. Friday night. Came in after a couple spots in north Pasco. It's sort of behind a mcdonalds off of 19. There were cars in the front lot so I'm thinking that there's stuff…

Clearwater, FL. Saturday night. Right off 19. Area seems alright to me. Plenty of parking in the back lot. Walk on in. Lady at the front, $10 cover. In we are, bar to the left,…

Clearwater, FL. Saturday night after midnight. It has a Clearwater address online, but it's not really near Clearwater, so I don't fucking know. Right off Ulmerton, a busy road. Plenty of parking in the lot.…

St Petersburg, FL. Saturday night. It's in shopping center. Plenty of parking in the lot, area seems fine to me. Walk on in, white girl with glasses at the front, collects cover, $10. In we…

Hudson, FL. Friday night. Just came from Pink Pussycat up the road. On the side of the highway, area seems fine to me. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Black dude opens the…

Largo, FL. Saturday night. Strip mall, busy road, area seems fine to me. Plenty of parking. In you go, guy at the front. $10 cover and ID check. In you go. Basically one bar island…

Hudson, FL. Right at the very top end of the Tampa Bay metro area. Right off the highway. In front of some video store and next to a liquor store. I walk in, cover was…

Milwaukee, WI. Friday night. Right by where the Brewers play. Area seems fine to me, it's sort of weird off ramp off a highway area but here were are. Parking on the street, small lot…

Milwaukee, WI. Friday night. Downtown party area, a lot of bars and people about. A lot of cops too. I parked on a adjacent street and walked over, no lot here. Walk on in, friendly…

Milwaukee, WI. Friday night. Sort of going downtown in the Harbor View neighborhood. Parking lot is real tight and a pain in the ass to back out of onto a busy street, but I found…