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Submit a ReviewGold Nugget Gentlemen's Club
3901 US-98
Panama City, FL 32401
Can't say I saw any Gold Nuggets but I did leave a brown nugget in the crapper
Panama City, FL. Saturday night after midnight. Plenty of parking in the lot. Area is fine. Panama city is pretty busy summer time even late at night so a lot folks all around. Walk on…
1 commentslast: 7 mos ago(Context22)
Jul 17, 2025, 3:02 AM
Sirens
6190 Cleveland Ave
Columbus, OH 43231
Back Open
Columbus, OH. Friday night, july 4th. I had been here way before but wanted to check it out again as inside it seems like a new club. Really nice in there. Plenty of parking in…
Jul 17, 2025, 2:32 AM
Fox Run Tavern
6315 S High St
Lockbourne, OH 43137
I'll run too
Lockbourne, OH. Behind a gas station. July 4th. Plenty of parking in what might be the most fucked up lot of all time. Area is fine just south of Columbus. Walk on in, no cover…
Jul 7, 2025, 7:39 PM
Executives Den
19600 S Waterloo Rd
Cleveland, OH 44119
Executive Order....for me to leave
Cleveland, OH. Saturday night. Right of I-90. I'm not sure if this is still the hood but it is close to East Cleveland. Plenty of parking in the lot, walk on in. It's dark, I…
Jul 7, 2025, 4:39 AM
Petticoat Junction
8376 Tyler Blvd
Mentor, OH 44060
CuntJunction Function
Mentor, OH. Saturday night. Area is safe right behind a carler dealership. Interesting looking building plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. Older white guy at the front with a pony tail. He…
1 commentslast: 7 mos ago(Iknowbetter)
Jul 7, 2025, 4:39 AM
The Ace of Clubs
1999 Bayou Rd
Thibodaux, LA 70301
Born on the Bayou
Thibodaux, LA. Friday evening. Seems like a safe area to me, not too much around except for a house every now and then. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. Gorgeous blonde chick…
Jul 7, 2025, 4:38 AM
Cabaret NOLA
3229 Lisa Dr
Metairie, LA 70003
Cajun Ragin at these costs
Metairie, LA. Friday night. Only club in Metairie. Metairie I would say if the safe suburb of New Orleans, so it's not a crazy area over here west of New Orleans (which is a completely…
Jul 7, 2025, 3:58 AM
The Mansion
33125 LA-16
Amite City, LA 70422
If that is a mansion you just might be a redneck
Amite City, LA. North of New Orleans, ain't too many other clubs in the area until you hit Jackson going north. Down the highway looks like some casino gas stations out this way but not…
1 commentslast: 7 mos ago(FrustratedInTheUS)
Jul 7, 2025, 12:58 AM
Show-N-Tail Gentlemen's Club
8776 Thomas Dr #7
Panama City Beach, FL 32408
Tails from the Strip Club
Panama City, FL. Saturday night. Summer time. Streets still pretty crowded, all kinds of amusement rides and mini golf around. Great place for a tourist trap club. Plenty of parking in the lot, a guy…
Jul 1, 2025, 8:45 PM
Bambi's Doll House
2915 US-98 BUS
Panama City, FL 32401
Sadder than when Bambi's mother was shot
Panama City, FL. Saturday night. Area seems alright, I parked in front of the building next door. Walk up food truck right in front and a drive thru window for this strip club I don't…
1 commentslast: 8 mos ago(Studme53)
Jul 1, 2025, 2:49 PM
Matador Club
458 Old Hwy 10
Valparaiso, FL 32580
Don't bother
Valparaiso, FL. Saturday night. Came here early on in the night, no dancers yet, so I said screw it and cam back all the way at the end of the night and there were three…
1 commentslast: 8 mos ago(rockie)
Jul 1, 2025, 12:10 PM
Fantasy's
962 W Commerce Dr
Traverse City, MI 49685
Traversing this club
Traverse City, MI. Saturday night. Around 9 or so just getting going. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, nobody at the front I walk in, bartender lady comes over and asks to check…
Jun 24, 2025, 7:53 PM
Coz's Eight Ball Lounge
1341 N Mitchell St
Cadillac, MI 49601
Can't touch, Coz I said so
Cadilliac, MI. Saturday night after midnight. Area seems fine, plenty of parking in the lot. You enter though the back. Down the hall look left through the window, $10 to the guy. The setup sucks…
Jun 24, 2025, 4:25 PM
Henry the VIII Lounge
1715 Middlebelt Rd
Inkster, MI 48141
Off with the King's Head
Inkster, MI. Friday night. Just coming from Bogarts. Area seems ok, pulled in the lot, pretty full but I found a spot. Walk on in. Big black at the front, he says gimme 5, he's…
1 commentslast: 8 mos ago(PepsiMan)
Jun 24, 2025, 6:50 AM
Bogarts Lounge
30100 Michigan Ave
Inkster, MI 48141
A Hump Free Bogarts visit
Inkster, MI. Friday night after midnight. Came here just after Flight Club across the street which must be in a down period. I didn't see any 9 or 10 and maybe even no 8's over…
2 commentslast: 8 mos ago(Muddy)
Jun 23, 2025, 7:41 PM
Crossroads Showgirls Nightclub
4621 Rapid City Rd NW
Rapid City, MI 49676
Turn around at this Crossroads
Rapid City, MI. Saturday night. Plenty of parking in the lot. Nothing much else around except the woods. Walked in with a bunch of bikers. Charge $10 cover coming in the front door. Layout is…
Jun 23, 2025, 7:41 PM
Lady Godiva's
1850 S Sheridan Rd
Tulsa, OK 74112
Tulsa King
Tulsa, OK. Saturday night around midnight. It was raining hard as I've ever seen so I had to find a place to lie low for a couple hours. Lady Godiva's it was. I parked right…
Jun 23, 2025, 1:02 PM
Pat's Lounge
501 E 7th St
Pittsburg, KS 66762
Good Times
Pittsburg, KS. Saturday night. Area seems fine it's right in a normal neighborhood. I parked right across the street. Walk up and buzz the door. Guy collects a $10 cover. In we are, everyone seemed…
3 commentslast: 8 mos ago(ClubFan81077)
Jun 18, 2025, 8:12 AM
Cowboy Cabaret
7320 E 6th Ave
Stillwater, OK 74074
Midnight Cowboy
Stillwater, OK. Friday night. New club, let's get it on the board. Right off the highway, leaving town east of Stillwater. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. Scan of ID and $10…
Jun 17, 2025, 1:52 PM
Stars Cabaret Bend
197 NE 3rd St
Bend, OR 97701
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Hoes
Bend, OR. Saturday night. Really scenic little city, seems safe to me. Plenty of parking in the lot. In we go. Red head at the front podium ID check and I think cover was $5.…
1 commentslast: 8 mos ago(UtaPau30)
May 22, 2025, 2:05 AM
The Alibi
5711 S 6th St
Klamath Falls, OR 97603
Klam Jam
Klamath Falls, OR. Saturday night. This club is not often reviewed, only a handful in the past decade so let's get it on the board. Still pretty early around 7, still plenty of daylight. On…
May 21, 2025, 9:03 AM
Peek-A-Boo Lounge
5412 14th St W
Bradenton, FL 34207
Peek A Boo Boo
Bradenton, FL. Friday night real late. Bradenton is where the Pirates do spring training. Area seems alright to me, Right next to a gas station. This club's parking lot is in the back, you enter…
1 commentslast: 9 mos ago(Chungzzz)
May 9, 2025, 7:23 PM
Silks
37100 US-19
Palm Harbor, FL 34684
Very slow
Palm Harbor, FL. Saturday night. Another club right off 19. Plenty of parking in the lot. Area seems fine to me. Walk on in. Lady at the front charges $10 cover. She notifies me it's…
May 9, 2025, 1:59 PM
Emperors Pasco
2851 US-19
Holiday, FL 34691
Only customer in the club on a Friday night. I don't think this place has long.
Holiday, FL. Friday night. Came in after a couple spots in north Pasco. It's sort of behind a mcdonalds off of 19. There were cars in the front lot so I'm thinking that there's stuff…
1 commentslast: 9 mos ago(notyouraverageBS)
May 9, 2025, 11:15 AM





















