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1,352 reviews by Muddy

Urban Tiger

Bristol

Bristol stop #2

Bristol, ENG. Friday night. Walked on over from Central Chambers, now here. Go up to a real freindly Welsh dude working the door. Big character guy. Gave me the run down. I probably spent 20…

10 mos ago

Central Chambers

Bristol

Bristol stop #1

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Bristol, ENG. Friday night. Downtown Bristol. A lot of drunk folks out and about. Parking is a bitch but I actually found a spot right out in front on the street, not sure if that…

10 mos ago1

Medusa Lodge

Birmingham

Birmingham, ENG. Thursday night. Ozzie's hometown. Just came from Spearmint Rhino. Coming over here now, it's like a party area in Birmingham, there's some kind of night club right across the way. I walk in…

10 mos ago

Spearmint Rhino

Birmingham

Birmingham stop #2

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Birmingham, ENG. Thursday night. Off a busy road. Use the actual lot or park on the street. I parked at the lot next door and I got a fucking parking ticket off a camera! WTF…

10 mos ago1

Angels Birmingham

West Bromwich

Birmingham stop #1

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

West Bromwich, ENG. Thursday night. A typical bar, restaurant late night street type area. I parked in the neighborhood behind. Cover was £10 to get in and in we are. Real nice joint. Walk in,…

10 mos ago

Baby Platinum Manchester

Manchester

Manchester stop #3

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Manchester, ENG. Wednesday night. Walking on over from Whiskey Down. Parking is difficult in downtown Manchester. Find a lot and dismount. Area is fine just some drunk folks out and about. Walk on in, cover…

10 mos ago

Long Legs

Manchester

Manchester stop #1

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Manchester, ENG. Wednesday night. Long Legs is probably the best option in Manchester. But it does close early. I was there about midnight around, closes at 1am and the girls were already starting to get…

10 mos ago

X in the City

Liverpool

Speak the King's English you fucks!

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Liverpool, ENG. Wednesday night. These scousers yeah hard to understand these motherfuckers. No parking at all, the streets are way too narrow. It's like the nightlife sector of liverpool, I parked a few blocks away.…

10 mos ago

Rude Gentlemen's Club

Liverpool

Here you will always walk alone

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Liverpool, ENG. Wednesday night. I parked a couple blocks away, no street parking here. Area is fine. Guy at the front, walk on in. One guy in the window, £10 to get in and in…

10 mos ago

Whiskey Down Manchester

Manchester

Manchester stop #2

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Manchester, ENG. Walked on over here from Long Legs. Downtown Manchester I wouldn't bother with trying parking. Area is alright. Walk up black dude out front says hello and in you go. Down the steps…

10 mos ago

For Your Eyes Only Newcastle

Newcastle

Newcastle stop #2

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Newcastle upon Tyne, ENG. Sunday night. Just walked on over from Blue Velvet a few blocks over passing the namesake Newcastle of Newcastle. Walk up to the guy at the front. Welcome in. Walk on…

10 mos ago

Whiskey Down Newcastle

Newcastle

Newcastle stop #3

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Newcastle upon Tyne, ENG. Sunday and Tuesday night. Came sunday, found a hot chick but it closed on me, they kicked everyone out and the girls conga lined to the dressing room. I said I'd…

10 mos ago2

Blue Velvet

Newcastle

Newcastle stop #1

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Newcastle upon Tyne, ENG. Sunday night. Pretty quiet out except for some random drunks. Only street parking. Parked right under the Tyne bridge which is a pretty cool structure. Walk up a few guys…

10 mos ago

Burke and Hare

Edinburgh

Bravehard on

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Edinburgh, SCT. Monday night. There three clubs in this intersection and this was the only one open monday night so I venture in. Guy at the front, cover is $5. In you go. Very little…

10 mos ago

Mile High Saloon

Casper, WY

Back Open

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Casper, WY. Friday night. This place used to be called Rack's. Closed for a while, now back open as Mile High Saloon. Area seems safe to me. Aren't many cities in Wyoming but this is…

12 mos ago1

Belle Starr Gentlemen's Club

Box Elder, SD

Interestingly enough rapid city is what hookers say when I bust in 8 seconds

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Box Elder, SD. Saturday night. Just coming back from the Badlands, thought I would stop here. It's the only strip club for the Rapid City area and really the only one for miles and miles.…

12 mos ago

Mustang

Junction City, KS

Fort Riley Reid

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Junction City, KS. Friday night. Army town, home of Fort Riley. So you got a solider coming up in this bitch. Police are pulling people over left and right in this town, be careful. Slow…

1 yr ago

Baby Dolls

Topeka, KS

None of you bitches better not click your red heels again, I ain't going back

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Topeka, KS. Friday night. I think it's babydolls one word on google, otherwise your going have a hard time finding it on google maps. South side of town, seemed like an alright area to me,…

1 yr ago7

The Shady Lady

Salina, KS

Salina? yeah I know her. I could fall...in love....with you

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Salina, KS. Friday night after midnight. Area seems fine, big lot. Walk out, sounds like cows are fucking in the distance and walk up. In you are. Guy at the podium, I think the cover…

1 yr ago

Foxy

Junction City, KS

Packed, loud and ghetto plus fat chicks

★★★★★★★2.7/10

Junction City, KS. Friday night. Just came from Mustangs. This club is downtown. Parking on the street. Walk in. No cover, no ID, no nothing. No room at the bar, completely filled. Very loud music,…

1 yr ago

The Office Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, NE

A day at the office

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Lincoln, NE. Friday evening. Haven't been to this one yet in Lincoln, wanted to check it out. Area seems fine, connected to a gas station. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. Guy…

1 yr ago

The Platform Strip Club

Hastings, NE

I've masturbated with a cornhusk once, does that make me an honorary Nebraskan?

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Hastings, NE. Friday night. Only option for a while, I guess Grand Island up the road is decent sized town for the middle of Nebraska. Here in Hastings, seemed like an alright area. Plenty of…

1 yr ago1

Surfin' Sand Bar

Kingston, OK

Surfin USA

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Kingston, OK. Saturday night. This club doesn't really get reviewed much. Area seems pretty fine. I guess this a place for Oklahomans to hang out on a lake. This strip club is over here,…

1 yr ago1

Kings Inn

North Dartmouth, MA

King Thong

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

North Dartmouth, MA. Saturday night. I had just seen Rod Stewart at Great Woods and wanted to hit a strip club after. I originally planned hang at Boardroom but I went in there it was…

1 yr ago

The Pony Lexington

Lexington, KY

Lexington and Umbilical Cord

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Lexington, KY. Friday night. This place used to be called Deja Vu and is now called the Pony wanted to check it out see if anything has changed, pretty much same tbh. Plenty of parking…

1 yr ago

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Bristol stop #2

Bristol stop #1

Birmingham stop #3

Birmingham stop #2

Birmingham stop #1

Manchester stop #3

Manchester stop #1

Speak the King's English you fucks!

Here you will always walk alone

Manchester stop #2

Newcastle stop #2

Newcastle stop #3

Newcastle stop #1

Bravehard on

Back Open

Interestingly enough rapid city is what hookers say when I bust in 8 seconds

Fort Riley Reid

None of you bitches better not click your red heels again, I ain't going back

Salina? yeah I know her. I could fall...in love....with you

Packed, loud and ghetto plus fat chicks

A day at the office

I've masturbated with a cornhusk once, does that make me an honorary Nebraskan?

Surfin USA

King Thong

Lexington and Umbilical Cord

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