Maxines Gentlemen's Club
670 State Route 55, Brunswick VIC 3056, Australia*

Get a 120 dollar parking ticket visiting this shitty club

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Muddy
Nov 15, 2025, 4:34 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Brunswick, VIC. Thursday night. I had done the downtown clubs the prior night. And thursday I saw this club up this way and figured I'd check it out. I asked Founder to upload this listing but I'm surprised nobody has reviewed it yet, apparently it's been around for decades and really looks like it inside. Anyway it's up in the northern suburbs, sort of a nightlife strip. Parking, OK DO NOT PARK IN THE LOT NEXT DOOR. I'm here at fucking night time I wasn't even in the club for all that long and I end up with 120 dollar parking ticket waiting for me visiting this fucked up dive of a club. WTF kind of bullshit is that. It still pisses me off. Is the punishment worth crime? Holy fucking shit. All these commie motherfuckers running these places.

 

Anway I head on up, black dude at the front, welcome on in. Head in, I don't think there was a cover tonight, ain't much going on, I was one of the first customers. There was a group of mexican guys in the back hanging out at a booth and one white guy at the bar but other than that compeltely dead. As stated the club really looks like it's from the 70's or 80's and they haven't changed it at all. It's like black and red carpeting, walls. This is definitley more a seedier club than the downtown spots. My soda water was $3.

 

Dancers, looked like only 3 at this time. Two more veteran dancers 40's or 50's. One off the boat from Germany, white girl, probably around 50. And another white girl, black hair, kind of an older face but kind of nice body for an older chick, I didn't see here get naked but or boobs seemed like they could be nice. And then I remember one younger black chick at the bar didn't get to chat with her. But nobody over 6 here IMO.

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Get a 120 dollar parking ticket visiting this shitty club