Bon Bon is Bougie

Sydney, NSW. Saturday night. After midnight. Heart of downtown. Good luck trying to find parking. Downtwon is pretty safe, ain't all ghetto like the states. Walk on up. Desk ID check and I think cover was a steep 30 to come on in. I pay it. In we go.

Asian lady hostess who does too much. She I like to move and groove. They sit you at a table. I get up and go to the bar and move to a table close to the stage to tip. She says you have to buy funny money to tip here, I refuse and I get moved back to a table by the bar. I mean I woulda tipped regular money if y'all woulda let me. Your loss. She was doing to much, look I paid 30 to get in here leave me the hell alone.

Anyway this place inside is real upscale clearly the upscale spot in Sydney. I don't know if it's new because this is the first review of this place and I had to ask founder to add the listing, so maybe it's newer. It's feels like a fancy wine or restaurant kind of vibe. Most customers were actually dressed real nice, me I looked like a fucking asshole that just came outta walmart, but hey then again when I spill ketchup on my shirt, it ain't no big loss.