tuscl

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published 2 yrs ago
American: Sniper, Gangster, Pie, Girl, Boy, Hustle, Me, Gigolo, History X
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Salt Lake City, UT. Saturday night. Plenty of parking, parked right next door. Walk in to lady at the front desk. Cover is $10. Walk further to the left, stage, seating, bar. No alchol no…

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published 2 yrs ago
They needed a PG, kid friendly version of Prince's Eroctic City, and thus...
reviewed by
Muddy

5.0

Salt Lake City, UT. Saturday night. State street, busy commercial strip. Parking lot is easy to miss it's on a road next to the club and the parking is all behind the strip club. I…

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published 2 yrs ago
Famous Mormons include: Paul Walker, Roseanne Barr, Ryan Gosling, Eliza Dushku
reviewed by
Muddy

4.3

Salt Lake City, UT. Friday after midnight. This is the late night open till 5 spot. Industrial area. Plenty of parking in rear. Walk in, big line of mexican dudes. Which btw after this Salt…

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published 2 yrs ago
The Oregon trail purposely avoids Utah. Yup, even back then bad strip clubs
reviewed by
Muddy

5.0

Salt Lake City, UT. Saturday night. Close to downtown. Area seemed OK SLC really ain't that ghetto. Although no city in America has more cones on the fucking street. Every single street. Pick your fucking…

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published 2 yrs ago
Two mormon strippers came to my door, I told them to suck my dick and I meant it
reviewed by
Muddy

4.7

West Haven, UT. Friday night. First stop for a Utah run. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in guy at the register say $5 and checks id. Gives you a wristband. Doesn't allow reentry…

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published 2 yrs ago
Bear with us but we have no strippers
reviewed by
Muddy

3.7

Magna, UT. Just west of SLC. Friday night, primetime. No strippers. Plenty of parking, parking lot, safe area. Walk in, black guy flags me down and asks to scan my ID. That's it no cover…

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published 2 yrs ago
The Pinky and the Lame
reviewed by
Muddy

4.3

Salt Lake City, UT. Saturday night. On state street, real busy road. Don't go too fast you'll miss the parking lot like I did. I went around and even missed it again so I parked…

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published 2 yrs ago
The Kids Table of Strip Clubs
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Garden City, ID. Friday night after midnight. No reviews in 6 years so lets put this one on the board. Plenty of parking, just parked in a lot next door, right next to an adjacent…

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published 2 yrs ago
No, Udaho!
reviewed by
Muddy

4.3

Boise, ID. Friday night. Just came from Spearmint Rhino a couple blocks over. Seems like a decent area to me. Parking lot, found one spot if not, this downtown area of Boise, there's ton of…

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published 2 yrs ago
Bosie State has got that blue grass field, SC customers also got them blue balls
reviewed by
Muddy

5.7

Boise, ID. Downtown. The high flying club in town. Friday night just came from Torch 2. I found a spot right on the street just next door down. Seems like an alright area to me.…

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published 2 yrs ago
Carrying the torch for tuscl when it comes to visiting shitty strip club cities
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Boise, ID. Friday night. Area is all good. Parking in the front, I got a spot but it will fill up if so there is plenty of spots on the street somewhere. Looks like a…

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published 2 yrs ago
I would only watch 7th Heaven just to jerk it to Jessica Biel, I swear
reviewed by
Muddy

5.7

White Haven, PA. Saturday night. Out in the Poconos. Just came from Grandview. Parking lot is one strip parallel to the street, found a spot on the end. Club is just a big house/lodge basically.…