Reviews by Muddy

Came here on a Wednesday night looking for a hottie to to take my money. Club is in a nice suburban area not far from Angels stadium. Matter of fact I did the Angels flap…

Just got done surfin decided to head to a club. So listen to this while you read. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mKpsuGMeqHI Palms. Came here around 6pm. No cover at this time. Nice place good parking when I…

Came in on a Monday. In a suburban area. Van Nuys. Plenty of parking. Entrance is not in front despite a sign. Go to the back parking lot you enter through there. Go in get…

Monday night after midnight. North Hollywood, California. Across from this big Wells Fargo building. You can see that off in the distance to help you locate this place. Tons of parking in back no worries.…

Westminster, California. Come here on a Monday night. Nice area, plenty of parking. Cover was $10. Beers were $7. Layout walk in Main stage to your right. Bar to your left. Normal dance room straight…

It’s another Broadway club in this area. All these clubs are bunched one area. Really cool neighborhood, North Beach. Sunday night cover was $20 but they gave me half off for Military. I said fuck…

No wait I take that back. That mammoth skeleton was sexy. Never mind. Saturday night after 12. Club is downtown. I just wanted to check it out for the history to be honest. I was…

Place was packed is an understatement. Seat were filled twice over. Came here on a Friday night after midnight. It’s in an industrial area in the City of Commerce. Didn’t seem that ghetto the area.…

But buy anything NAAAAAAY 🐎 You should be able to park somewhere on the streets at nighttime. It’s in the heart of downtown. A lotta crooks and homeless running around as I was walking to the…

Came here on a Friday night after Penthouse. Cover is $15 but military is waived at the door. Club is one of the many clubs in that area. It’s a different kind of clubs too.…

This is one of the many clubs on broadway. Military is free here. The guy at the front Jim was very friendly. The club is itself is really good looking. Walk in past reception desk.…

Friday night. Came here. When they talk about the homeless crisis in LA, they are talking about the area around this club. Plenty of parking went I went though, but it is $5. Inside I…

The land of Signal Hill in ye province of California. Storming of ye olde Fantasy Castle. I ride fast and hard up to the the draw bridge. I was adorned in my coat of arms…

My eyes have never felt So. God. Damn. Good. Friday night after midnight in Hawthorne, California. On Imperial Fwy. There is valet parking but I parked on the back street. Walk in there is a…

Oh boy scolded pretty good. Came here on a Friday night after getting gay at the Torrance YMCA. Had to straighten out you know what mean. Strip Club time. Place is in industrial area. Cover…

Came here on a Thursday afternoon. Specifically to eat to be totally honest for that $5 steak and fries deal. The place in on grand avenue near Glendale. It’s in a industrial area, when…

Came here after Christie’s I’m Tempe. Cover was $12 on a Wednesday night. Not far from downtown. Get patted down at the entrance. Club does not serve alcohol just like water and bullshit like that.…

Came here on a Wednesday around Midnight. Nice enough part of town. Plenty of parking. Go inside cover is free for military and I think it’s $12 otherwise. Walk in bar is to your left…

Came here on a Saturday evening around 7. It’s in a warehouse district not far off I-35. The place is really nice, cover was $6 but waived for military. Walk in there’s a bar to…

Alright that enough of that. This club is off I-10. Your gonna think it’s packed but it’s not the bar next door is packed. Cover was $11 on a Saturday night. I came to All…

Club is off of I-35. Came in on a Saturday night. Parking is a complete shit show. There should be something on the streets if you can’t get a spot (you won’t). Cover was $5.…

This place is off highway 183 get ready it’s a sharp right off a highway. Dangerous as fuck I almost got into an accident. Hard to see because of construction. Came here on a Saturday…

Came here after midnight on a Friday night. This club is off I-10 and just around the block from the club All Stars. Parking was pretty packed to brim but I got a spot. Cover…

This club is off of I-35. There should be parking for somewhere, the lot was rather full but plenty spots on the street. Walk in get frisked. For good reason a lot of crooks running…

This is another San Antonio strip club of 410. I parked in the back there was plenty of parking. Walk in. Cover for military was $10 on a Friday night. I believe $20 otherwise. They…