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Spearmint Rhino
15411 E Valley Blvd,
City of Industry, CA 91746
I’m more of a Winterfrost guy, but I came to Spearmint Rhino anyway. Glad I did.
Came here on the 4th of July after Sam’s Hofbrau. Many clubs in the area were closed today. Spearmint Rhino in COI was open so i figured I’d give it a shot. Cover gets more…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(roninfree)
Jul 4, 2019, 8:56 PM
Sam's Hofbrau
1751 E Olympic Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90021
Great deal here for serving Uncle Sam(‘s Hofbrau)
That’s right here if your military you get half off everything they serve so sandwich was $4 and a beer was $3. That’s a really kick ass deal. If I lived in LA I would…
Jul 4, 2019, 5:04 PM
Pacers
3334 Midway Drive
San Diego, CA 92110
Outpacing the rest of San Diego! That’s saying some thing right? Right? Ok this No touch rule fucking sucks!
Came here on a Wednesday around 630. Place is in the pacific beach neighborhood. Super nice area IMO I’m a total beach guy. Before this I was really taking in the sites of San Diego.…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Muddy)
Jul 3, 2019, 11:36 PM
Expose
5520 Kearny Villa Rd
San Diego, CA 92123
Exposed as not having enough dancers
Came here after visiting Cheetahs. It just a few block away. Cover is $10 with like an online website coupon they told me to show them. They told me to do this to them. They…
Jul 3, 2019, 6:29 AM
Cheetahs
8105 Clairemont Mesa Blvd
San Diego, CA 92111
Not my favorite spot but I didn’t feel cheetah’d
This club is in the Kearny Mesa section of San Diego. Cover on a Tuesday night was $20 the first time and $10 as long as you keep the ticket they give you. And $10…
2 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Slickwillie)
Jul 3, 2019, 6:17 AM
Centerfolds
391 Broadway
San Francisco, CA 94133
Oh shit great time
This club is located just outside of downtown San Francisco on Broadway. The gay pride festivals were over, but as I was heading to this club a pack of proud homosexuals chanting “We’re here, we’re…
9 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(codemonkey)
Jul 2, 2019, 4:44 AM
Gold Club
650 Howard St
San Francisco, CA 94105
G’old time
In SF for first time. I had just finished skipping at that Full House opening credits park. I was like an even gayer John Stamos. I mean straighter. Straight I meant. I heard Gold had…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Muddy)
Jul 1, 2019, 6:56 PM
4 Play Gentlemen's Club
2238 Cotner Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90064
I forgot my white suit!
Came here on a Saturday night just after midnight after coming from Playpen. 4play is in West Los Angeles in a industrial/commercial part of town. Cover $20 with a one drink minimum, it’s full nude…
4 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Nixur68)
Jul 1, 2019, 3:09 AM
The Playpen
1109 S Santa Fe Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90021
I felt like a toddler with no money again in this playpen
Came here on a Saturday night. In the industrial part of downtown LA.They say mandatory valet I didn’t experience this I just parked on the street right across from the adjacent bar. The cover was…
Jun 30, 2019, 6:50 PM
Bourbon Street
2901 E Thomas Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85008
Circus with no Circulation
I can here on a Saturday afternoon after just visiting Hi-Liter only a few blocks away in a similar suburban neighborhood. This is another famous well reviewed Phoenix club. No cover, I went in at…
3 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Muddy)
Jun 30, 2019, 7:57 AM
Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club
4716 N 12th St
Phoenix, AZ 85014
Hi-five living the Hi-Life at the Hi-liter. Hi-Mom!
This is is one of the most talked about clubs on tuscl, if not the most talked about so it was on my to do list of places to check out while passing through Phoenix.…
3 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Muddy)
Jun 30, 2019, 3:35 AM
Diosa Gentlemen's Club
10534 Dyer St
El Paso, TX 79924
I overDiosa'd here
Came on a saturday night. I always knew about it but I always avoided because this kind of place is not my thing at all. Only two dancers working at time, I'm so picky in…
Jun 23, 2019, 5:31 AM
Sal's Lounge
11400 Gateway Blvd E
El Paso, TX 79927
HARDLY A “STRIP CLUB”
It’s a bar with some poles installed. Sal’s is some hole in the wall dive bar across I-10 from Red Parrot. I went here on a Saturday night. THERE WERE NO DANCERS! SATURDAY NIGHT! If…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(MackTruck)
Jun 23, 2019, 4:47 AM
Red Parrot
14401 Gateway Blvd W
El Paso, TX 79928
Where it all began....
This is my regular club, so a lot of memories here and know it real well. It's on I-10 on the eastern edge of town. Place was opened in 1994 by former UTEP star and…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Corvus)
May 19, 2019, 8:40 PM
285 Show Club
6110 7 Rivers Hwy
Artesia, NM 88210
Random ass strip club on the side of a highway
I'll be honest I wasn't even aware that there was a strip club in New Mexico outside of Albuquerque. Here it is. I just driving back to El Paso from Roswell. No I didn't see…
3 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(blahblahblah23)
May 19, 2019, 6:22 AM
TD's Showclub North
6001 Brentwood Pl NE
Albuquerque, NM 87109
When in doubt follow the (TD) North Star
Saturday night. Right off I-25. Plenty of parking. Cover is free for active military. Walk in. Stage is in center, VIP and bathrooms to your left, bar to your right. $10 for floor dance and…
Apr 21, 2019, 6:06 AM
Fantasy World
5000 Jefferson St NE
Albuquerque, NM 87109
Every man has a place, in his heart there's a space, And the world can't erase his fantasies(ALBUQUERQUE FANTASY WORLD CAN AND WILL ERASE THAT SHIT)
I may be being a tad harsh but no touching in VIP that my first encounter with something like this I couldn’t believe it. That’s my main beef with this place. This place is right…
Apr 21, 2019, 4:21 AM
TD's Eubank
2120 Eubank Blvd NE
Albuquerque, NM 87112
This club would make Weeb Ewbank proud
Club is in a suburban eastern part of town Eubank Blvd. Seemed like a nice part of town. Came here on a Saturday night. Maybe a little early at 9. About 10-15 dancers about half…
Apr 20, 2019, 9:00 PM
Scarlett’s San Antonio
2023 Sable Ln
San Antonio, TX 78217
Are we in Vegas or San Antonio?
I’m just asking because the guy who sets the prices here has no fucking clue. Yo $40 for a dance in VIP! $40! $20 for an air dance on the floor. No touching the girls…
5 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(nicespice)
Feb 16, 2019, 11:49 AM
Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club
12835 Montana Ave
El Paso, TX 79938
Whoever runs this place needs to run to the state of Montana and hide. The fuck away from here.
Friday night. Far East side. If you look at past reviews they mention Montana Hideaway is on the far outskirts of town. Well in the past few years the city grew eastward, so there is…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(sparky6042)
Feb 16, 2019, 3:35 AM
Foxy
1111 Saddle Bronc Dr
El Paso, TX 79925
Rather stay home and play StarFox or maybe even go Fox hunting and I fucking love animals.
Saturday night. El Paso, Texas. No better place to get down. Not really but it sounds cool. Pull up to Foxy’s as I’m getting out I watch a dude get slashed in the face by…
Feb 14, 2019, 8:35 PM
Knockouts
311 Central Ave NW
Albuquerque, NM 87102
Knockout location
This place is a rare downtown strip club. Right by all the bars and what not on Central Avenue. Where all of Albuquerque comes to party on the weekend. Some might hate that, which…
Feb 14, 2019, 5:24 PM
Cabaret Club
4806 Montana Ave, El Paso, TX 79903, USA*
It’s just not my thing
Right off Montana, going from east side to central, this is actually the westernmost strip club in El Paso after Zebra closed. Located in a strip mall, it’s easy to miss. This place is BYOB,…
Feb 1, 2019, 8:06 PM
Palazio Cabaret
501 E Ben White Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
High volume, younger crowd, top talent
Off 71 this place was packed on a Friday night. No cover for military here which was really cool, but little did I know they’ll get my money other ways inside. I think my Bud…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Muddy)
Feb 1, 2019, 7:13 PM
