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Body Shop
8250 Sunset Blvd
West Hollywood, CA 90046
No Body’s in the Body shop!
Nobody. I walked in no cover because there was nobody to pay it. Came around 830 after a fuck ton of traffic. It’s on the sunset strip a very busy area. They have a small…
Aug 23, 2019, 6:52 AM
Tropical Lei
2121 Foothill Bl
Upland, CA 91786
Club Tropicana drinks are freeeeeeeeee, fun and sunshine there’s enough for everyone! Oh wait I’m being told it’s Tropical Leo not Club Tropicana. You have pay for your drinks here sorry
Came here on a Wednesday night. The club is is in upland California kinda of in the eastern part of the Southland. In decent commercial area. Plenty of parking. Entrance cover is $15. Your supposed…
Aug 22, 2019, 6:14 AM
Sahara Theatre
1210 S State College Blvd
Anaheim, CA 92806
I dream of raaaaaaaaaayaaaaainnnnn I dream of gardens in the desert sand, this desert rooooosssseeee yeeeeeeeyeeeeeaaaaaaahhh
Came here on a Wednesday night looking for a hottie to to take my money. Club is in a nice suburban area not far from Angels stadium. Matter of fact I did the Angels flap…
4 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Jascoi)
Aug 22, 2019, 5:25 AM
Palms Gentlemens Club
2540 N Palm Dr
Signal Hill, CA 90755
Wipeout
Just got done surfin decided to head to a club. So listen to this while you read. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mKpsuGMeqHI
Palms. Came here around 6pm. No cover at this time. Nice place good parking when I…
Aug 21, 2019, 8:39 PM
Club 7557
7557 Woodley Ave
Van Nuys, CA 91406
8675 uhh 57...309!
Came in on a Monday. In a suburban area. Van Nuys. Plenty of parking. Entrance is not in front despite a sign. Go to the back parking lot you enter through there. Go in get…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(mikeym)
Aug 20, 2019, 7:34 AM
VIP Cabaret
12147 Victory Blvd
North Hollywood, CA 91606
The Showgirls talked me out of VIP
Monday night after midnight. North Hollywood, California. Across from this big Wells Fargo building. You can see that off in the distance to help you locate this place. Tons of parking in back no worries.…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(RiskA)
Aug 20, 2019, 7:09 AM
The Library Gentlemen's Club
7000 Garden Grove Blvd
Westminster, CA 92683
I wanted to get some reading done but was a little distracted
Westminster, California. Come here on a Monday night. Nice area, plenty of parking. Cover was $10. Beers were $7. Layout walk in Main stage to your right. Bar to your left. Normal dance room straight…
Aug 20, 2019, 6:19 AM
Roaring 20s
552 Broadway
San Francisco, CA 94133
Here’s a pro tip for this place. Hire some dancers who have been dancing since the 1920’s and reduce prices to $20 a dance. You’ll make more money
It’s another Broadway club in this area. All these clubs are bunched one area. Really cool neighborhood, North Beach. Sunday night cover was $20 but they gave me half off for Military. I said fuck…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(whodey)
Aug 19, 2019, 4:14 PM
Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre
895 O'Farrell St
San Francisco, CA 94109
About as hot as the museum of natural history
No wait I take that back. That mammoth skeleton was sexy. Never mind. Saturday night after 12. Club is downtown. I just wanted to check it out for the history to be honest. I was…
7 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(dumbluck)
Aug 19, 2019, 7:13 AM
Nicola's
960 S Gerhart Ave
Commerce, CA 90022
Yo Nicola you having way too many guys over.
Place was packed is an understatement. Seat were filled twice over. Came here on a Friday night after midnight. It’s in an industrial area in the City of Commerce. Didn’t seem that ghetto the area.…
Aug 19, 2019, 7:12 AM
The Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
Cool throwback vibe
But buy anything NAAAAAAY 🐎
You should be able to park somewhere on the streets at nighttime. It’s in the heart of downtown. A lotta crooks and homeless running around as I was walking to the…
Aug 19, 2019, 6:39 AM
Larry Flynt's Hustler Club
1031 Kearny St
San Francisco, CA 94133
Surprising zero hustle at the hustler club
Came here on a Friday night after Penthouse. Cover is $15 but military is waived at the door. Club is one of the many clubs in that area. It’s a different kind of clubs too.…
Aug 18, 2019, 4:55 PM
Vanity After Dark
412 Broadway
San Francisco, CA 94133
Penthouse is something I cannot afford in San Francisco. It is also a strip club that I am about to review
This is one of the many clubs on broadway. Military is free here. The guy at the front Jim was very friendly. The club is itself is really good looking. Walk in past reception desk.…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Muddy)
Aug 18, 2019, 2:14 PM
Spearmint Rhino
2020 E Olympic Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90021
This ain't no disco And it ain't no country club either This is L.A. (This title was proudly paid for by the LA city council. The
Friday night. Came here. When they talk about the homeless crisis in LA, they are talking about the area around this club. Plenty of parking went I went though, but it is $5. Inside I…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Nixur68)
Aug 18, 2019, 6:55 AM
Fantasy Castle
2800 Walnut Ave
Signal Hill, CA 90755
Assault upon ye Boobies keep
The land of Signal Hill in ye province of California. Storming of ye olde Fantasy Castle. I ride fast and hard up to the the draw bridge. I was adorned in my coat of arms…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Flux)
Aug 17, 2019, 11:50 PM
Bare Elegance
4824 W Imperial Hwy
Inglewood, CA 90304
Heaven
My eyes have never felt So. God. Damn. Good. Friday night after midnight in Hawthorne, California. On Imperial Fwy. There is valet parking but I parked on the back street. Walk in there is a…
8 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Jascoi)
Aug 17, 2019, 6:30 AM
Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club Torrance
19900 Normandie Ave
Torrance, CA 90502
Felt like 2nd grade again
Oh boy scolded pretty good. Came here on a Friday night after getting gay at the Torrance YMCA. Had to straighten out you know what mean. Strip Club time. Place is in industrial area. Cover…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(RiskA)
Aug 17, 2019, 2:48 AM
Dirty's Topless Bar
3308 NW Grand Avenue
Phoenix, AZ 85017
Came here to kick back and dirty off my shoulder
Came here on a Thursday afternoon. Specifically to eat to be totally honest for that $5 steak and fries deal. The place in on grand avenue near Glendale. It’s in a industrial area, when…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(SaltyNuts)
Aug 16, 2019, 7:15 PM
Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club
2911 E Van Buren St
Phoenix, AZ 85008
Red Moon
Came here after Christie’s I’m Tempe. Cover was $12 on a Wednesday night. Not far from downtown. Get patted down at the entrance. Club does not serve alcohol just like water and bullshit like that.…
8 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(davephx)
Aug 15, 2019, 6:05 AM
Christies Cabaret
1675 W Baseline Rd
Tempe, AZ 85283
None of the dancers had a bigger ass than Chris Christie but it was still pretty good
Came here on a Wednesday around Midnight. Nice enough part of town. Plenty of parking. Go inside cover is free for military and I think it’s $12 otherwise. Walk in bar is to your left…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Crownation)
Aug 15, 2019, 5:58 AM
Perfect 10 Cabaret
404 E Highland Mall Blvd
Austin, TX 78752
Way less crowded than YR or Palazio would be
Came here on a Saturday evening around 7. It’s in a warehouse district not far off I-35. The place is really nice, cover was $6 but waived for military. Walk in there’s a bar to…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(nickifree)
Aug 4, 2019, 7:39 PM
All Stars
9440 Interstate 10 West
San Antonio, TX 78229
Hey now your an All Star(Not really) get the show on get paid. All that glitters is gooooolldddd only shooting stars break the mooooolllllddd
Alright that enough of that. This club is off I-10. Your gonna think it’s packed but it’s not the bar next door is packed. Cover was $11 on a Saturday night. I came to All…
Aug 4, 2019, 12:34 PM
Chicas Bonitas
3701 N Interstate Hwy 35
Austin, TX
Muchas Chicas
Club is off of I-35. Came in on a Saturday night. Parking is a complete shit show. There should be something on the streets if you can’t get a spot (you won’t). Cover was $5.…
Aug 4, 2019, 6:21 AM
