The Emperor Has No Clothes

Came through on a Saturday night. Was kicking it with Eve. Cool chick, she is even more into the strippers than I am. Anyway cover is $7 pretty light. Plenty of parking, has its own lot. Kind of a suburban commercial area seemed alright, nothing crazy, pretty safe. Walk in. Set up is stage in the middle. LD room to your left corner. Bathrooms on immediate right. Bar in Left field and mini bar in the right field corner. It’s a nice club. Chicken quesadillas were good. $7.50 for them. LDs are $40. No private rooms available during the CoVid.

Talent. Probably like 15 girls working this night. I gotta be honest I just didn’t see anything that made me want to get a dance. Especially a fucking $40 one. I ain’t doing that shit. I would mostly 6’s. Mostly white girls with a couple latinas and one black girl. The waitress with the fat ass was one exception she was hot but not danceable.

It was an ok club. Seemed pretty chill and maybe there is something here for you but there just wasn’t for me. Good crowd though but not too packed. Atleast this place was open and with no line in like Wackos and Passion had going on.