Mons Venus Muddy’s Penis

Came here on a Friday night. Originally came in at 9 left disappointed with how slow and lame it was but I figured I’d come back because I got the stamp. I was much much more impressed on the return around midnight. Free parking. Commercial strip. Safe area. Cover $22. Gotta wear mask here. Very famous club so felt compelled to go just to kind of say I did it. It is way way smaller then I expected. One main stage. LD booths with curtains on the sides. One bullshit no alcohol drink minimum. My Heineken zero was $6. LD was one song for $40, 2 for $80 and 15 min for $220 if I remember correctly.

Lineup. If your into super petite girls, this is your heaven. I’m not, it’s not really my thing at all, I need more meat on my strippers. It looked like 80% of the girls weighed less than 100 lbs. Mixed mostly white, Latina and I think one black girl. I saw this one girl Marissa. Looked extremely hot with the mask on I don’t know what it was. Brunette White spinner from Orlando with a cherry 🍒 tattoo to the upper right of her pussy. She was cute I damn near tried to get a hold girl around the stupid circle for like 30 min. She went in to the booths on the left with a customer. So I waited at the entrance but the DJ booth where can jump out and make an offer. They left on the other side and she went behind the stage.(These are the moments where I stop and realize that I may just be the biggest PL of all time) I finally caught up with her when she stopped at the juke box. She told me it was her second day at Mons. Good hire.

I did the two songs for $80. That’s fucking steep but I figured when in Rome kind of thing. We go to the booths on the right hand side which I didn’t even know about. I got decent two way touch but she was a little reluctant about my mouth on her nipples. Coming from Miami it felt like a damn near concentration camp but that says more about Miami than it does Tampa or Mons to be totally honest.