Walk like an Egyptian...THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

I was driving in downtown buffalo with my windows down. I thought Cheektowaga sounded stupid so I was repeating all loud and like an asshole. I didn’t notice a Native American man staring at me from the street. It was awkward I had to get out of there so to the strip club I went. I’m hindsight the guy was probably Mexican but it still bothered me. Out by the Airport Pharoah Gentlman Club we go. Kind of on a back road.

11 pm on a Thursday night. Cover was 8. Layout is bar on right, octagon style stage on left. Table all around. Bathrooms and dance area in centerfield. Dances are $25 here. They are strict air dances. Cameras and they bird dog security guy monitors those cameras. Couch community LD room. Signed Jerseys and other memorabilia all along the walls. The bald white guy at the front was a huge dickhead. Your supposed to have your mask on when you leave your table, as I got up I was getting out and in the process of putting in on and this guys yells “Mask on!” Then later I don’t have it on my nose and he gives me the business on that too. When I asked if there was a military discount, he just shook his head stunned as if how could I possibly think that. He’s a bitch.

Talent. I thought it was a city ally really good. Probably the only good thing about the club. I got an air dance from Gianna. She was hot af I thought. From my neck of the woods just travel dancing because she had nowhere else. Brunette with nice juicy naturals. No contact at all in the LD area. Why anybody would get more than one dance is beyond me. This is like the Strip Club concentration camp, easily one of the worst SC environments I ever been to. The only redeeming thing is I might I have stuff lined up and for some reason hot girls want to work here. If this is the best club in Buffalo I feel so bad for locals I mean really. Fuck no I would never go back.