Deans Gold
2355 NE 163rd St North Miami Beach, FL 33160

I don’t know who the Fuck Dean is. But he used all of his Gold to make this place.

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Muddy
Jan 27, 2021, 4:30 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Came in on a Tuesday night at like 11. Fucking hell I find out they close at 12 due to Covid . Motherfucker. Anyway. $5 to park. No cover. Walk in most of the club is on the right. It looked like VIP and the bathrooms were on the left side where not much was goin on. 3 bars. 1 stage going on. Lapdance communal room opposite stage in the back. Dances $20. VIP 30 min $500. This is easily one of the classiest clubs Ive been too. Very very nice and upscale feeling. DJ was playing old school Debarge or Michael Jackson I couldn’t tell the difference but it was good.

Dancers. All kinds of a mix. You had your Cubans. Whites girls, One black girl. Maybe like 20 dancers. I got a dance from Asia, a Cambodian girl from Seattle who just started working here because of Seattle Covid shutdown. She was nice, spinner not necessarily my type but Cambodian that is a new one for me so I took it. $20 ain’t bad. Dance was two way touch. No nipple sucking though. Not bad I would come back when I had a little more time. One thing from prior reviews was that this would be fake ass/tit land and it really wasn’t that at all. One theme all the girls had were they were all pretty thin and most seemed really young. Talent was good here, Club was outstanding. But that VIP price may be too restrictive. They told me 150 to club and the rest to the girl so I don’t know if they expect tipping in there or not. I’ll give it another shot and see how daytime is. I’ll give a shoutout to this one staff member Toby, friendly dude showed me around.

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