The Club: Fun fact, also what I named my penis

Tyngsborough, MA. Fairly wooded area. Drive up parking lot pretty full but I found a spot in the back. Walk in greeted by an old guy looks like he's running the show. Cover is $15. He lets me know, no phones, only outside. I saw him scold a few people. Not a big place but a lot of customers on this night, packed house. Bar on right, stage in the back, VIP booths with curtains right next to that. $150 for 15 minutes. LD in a open couch area on the left as you come in. $20 a song. 4 couches facing each other in a well lit room. Zero privacy there but seemed popular. Crowd was a blend of ages and races. I believe the girls get to pick their own music, one punk rock kind of girl came out to dancing to some weird 80's alternative like depeche mode stuff. Not a typical thing you hear in most strip clubs unless the dancer has a hand in it. One drunk old guy at the stage the dancers kept yelling at, but they seemed to forgive as the kept dancing his way, I couldn't hear why.

Dancers. Not too impressed with this lineup. It wasn't awful most girls on the younger side but your not gonna find anything all world here. It just seemed like local girls from the neighborhood. All types, with some girls so thin it just looked downright unhealthy. Maybe 70lbs if that. I don't get it personally. The lap dances here seemed really popular when I looked every spot on the couch was being utilized. The VIP though, it's a weird set up, it's a booth with a curtain, but as I was sitting at the tip rail it was literally right behind, in addition to a ton of traffic. You got other dancers popping their head in an apologizing whoops they thought it was empty. A drunk guy could trip and fall into your VIP hell who knows. So I'm not sure if it's the spot to get buck naked and go at it, or make loud grunting sounds. And I would make sure the crack in the curtain isn't too big.

Overall I just didn't find anything here that was up my alley at all, so I left out of there. Seems like more of a local I don't feel like driving to X kind of place. Ended the night, good run through some Massachusetts strip clubs I haven't been to yet.