Under the Boardwalk

Salisbury, MA. Practically right on the beach. Way up in Northern Mass. Hasn't been reviewed in 4 years so lets get it on the board. Plenty of parking, a lot across the street and parking all behind the club. On the exterior it has like a roman style, big kind of spot. Walk in, two guys at the front, cover is $15, get a wristband. They tell you if your going to use your phone keep it under the table, they don't want filming and all that. Walk in further in and the walk in the actual club which is like a big circle. Two bars, left and right. Bathrooms, mens left, women's right. LD coach area dead ahead. $25 a song on couch benches. More private dance area right corner, 2 for $60. Plus sign shaped stage. Strippers dance on one and move rotate to the other. Place was packed it was hard to even get a seat at the stage. Mixed crowd. The physical club is really nice, upscale definitley. One cool this is in the back when you look up they got like a star mural going.

Dancers. Maybe like 20 or so. Way more customers than dancers. Mostly white girls with some latinas. There were some chunky white girls that didn't really belong dancing in a club like this. There were a couple stunners in there. One white girl, brunette had a fat ass, big tits just really healthy looking. Definitely though about taking her in the back.

One girl I saw, I really was feeling, she had green lingerie, dirty blond hair, great rack. She had a lollipop in her mouth when she danced which I thought was super fucking hot. Had to have it. When she got off stage I tracked her down, I figured she'd be really popular. I had originally thought she was American, but she brazilain and it sounded like she didn't understand the language to well. We go for the more private option but it's filled. So we go for the $25 dances. Thank god it was only that. It's like a couch bench your blocked off from the rest of the club neck down about from a partition. We got to dances, and she starts swiping my hands off, no touching. I ask is their touching in the more private side, she said NO! Lol wtf! Maybe it was just her being a cunt, but I thought this girl was gorgeous it's amazing how shitty dances and a apathetic attidude really ruins that in a hurry. I got her name but couldn't really hear it too well. Ass was enhanced in further introspection. Dud. I asked about to OTC cause fuck it why not, I don't think she understood me and laughed. Damn. It's one of those things I wish she was American could be easier to connect with and maybe a not have such shitty dance.