ALERT! ALERT! NO TOILET SEAT IN THE SHITTER! ASSUME BEAR CRAPPING IN THE WOODS STANCE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

Charlotte, NC. South of downtown, a few clubs in this area, seems safe. Afternoon around 5 or 6. Walk in, no cover sign at front saying check in with the bar. Nice club, feeling, seats comfortable. Really dark, hard to make out the girls unless close to them. A couple stages, one main, one sattelite. Upstairs area too. Air dances $20 at the table and VIP area $35. Area off past the stage and upstairs, open area. Slower but not dead at this time. About 6 customers and about 6 dancers. As stated if you want to take a shit in the bathroom, better be comfortable with the rim otherwise it's a standing shit. They might've done that on purpose to make you take a dump at home first, well I don't play that shit, I took my standing dump with pride, and if I miss, I miss.

Dancers. Were decent. If you turned on the light in here might they lose a point, maybe. Also seemed younger side too. A couple black girls, three with girls and a couple latinas. A couple guys were doing dance marathons with a couple girls, must've spent $200 plus. Usually you don't notice, but in this club people getting dances is very visible and obvious just the way it's situated.

I read RTP's prior review about the cuban girl and as I was going to the bathroom she came to me asked me for a dance, up close very pretty face, fake rack. I might've done dance but after looking at what RTP said I avoided, so cheers to him for essentially buying me a steak dinner. (Well to be specific it was actually a fuck ton of Lexington BBQ, which was good as fuck but later gave me liquid diarrhea for 4 hours but the details don't really matter)