ALERT! ALERT! NO TOILET SEAT IN THE SHITTER! ASSUME BEAR CRAPPING IN THE WOODS STANCE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

Charlotte, NC. South of downtown, a few clubs in this area, seems safe. Afternoon around 5 or 6. Walk in, no cover sign at front saying check in with the bar. Nice club, feeling, seats comfortable. Really dark, hard to make out the girls unless…