Those with a fucking in a basement fantasy need to GET. HERE. NOW.

Glouster City, NJ. Thursday night. Just came from 21Twenty. Parking lot was packed, it's was actually tough to find a spot but I found one. Walk up and in. Two black guys working the door. Metal detectors, empty pockets into bucket. Clear mag. Cover is $10. Layout is one main bar with stage inside over on the back left. Girl tip parades around the outside. Smaller stage on immediate left that was being used then it wasn't by some girl with Rupenzel length red hair. Downstairs is the lap dance area and VIP. Lap dances are $25 a song and VIP I believe is $120 for 15 minutes it's something like that. Mileage sounds high down there. Pretty good crowd but not as crowded as I would've thought in the parking lot. Mix of customer types. About 30 or so. My beer was $6.

Dancers, big lineup at least. I didn't see anything I was into personally but with these bigger lineups tonight it was around 20-25 dancers it helps the odds a lot you might find something good. All body types. Some 20's some 30's. White, black and latina. Mostly 6's to me some worse but some better, nothing that made me jump for joy though. Alot of girls trying to sell me a good time here, sounds girl dependent with regards to mileage.

Overall it's a nicer club than I would've expected physically and a decent crowd. The reviews of this place are awful, but at least with a big lineup you kind hedge you bets a little bit with all the girls they throw at you. It was better than I expected I'll say that (but expectations were pretty low to start off) and seems like if you find the right girl mileage could be good.