Reviews by Muddy

Came here on a Thursday afternoon in Miami Gardens. I definitely drive through the Ghetto coming from Miami to come here but the area it’s in doesn’t seem crazy. Big ass parking lot. Big ass…

Heard a ton about this club. Pompano Beach north of Miami. Big parking lot. Purple LED palm trees 🌴 all around. $2 for parking. No cover. Walk in get seated by the guy. Very intimate…

Came here on a Wednesday night. In south Miami right by University of Miami. It’s a nice shopping center. You’ll see it front eh highway but the entrance is on the other side. Alright I…

Went in on a Wednesday night. I had just got done eating a Cuban sandwich at Mary’s coin and Laundry for the whole Miami experience. Then I was jamming to Gloria Estefan. The club wasn’t…

Not the best welcoming party for a straight man. I have to admit. I was like did I come on the wrong night? Like a theme thing. Whatever. Out on the island. Saturday night around…

I was driving in downtown buffalo with my windows down. I thought Cheektowaga sounded stupid so I was repeating all loud and like an asshole. I didn’t notice a Native American man staring at me…

Came through on a Saturday night. Was kicking it with Eve. Cool chick, she is even more into the strippers than I am. Anyway cover is $7 pretty light. Plenty of parking, has its own…

Right off the highway. Very big, well lit up. Neon Larry Flynts is very visible. Plenty of parking. Walk in to their sex gift store. They want you to have the mask on in there.…

The DJ really saves the day here playing all that 80’s, 90’s house it’s one of my favorite strip club enviornments particularly just on Wednesday due to the old school music. It’s so good it…

Let’s get the obvious out of the way. This is probably the most impressive strip club I’ve been too right up there with Atlantis also I’m the Chicagoland area.It’s fucking huge all futuristic as fucking…

By Muse. I hadn’t heard that song in a while speaks well of the song picker dude. I wouldn’t use that word to describe this club though. It was pretty dead for 10 o clock…

After almost getting my car towed at Scores next door I paid the damn valet $6 and kept it pushing. Club is in a suburban area right outside Chicago. It seems like a safe area.…

I didn’t even fucking know. Don’t avoid the damn valet here. I was only in there an hour and when I come out I see a police car sitting right in front of my car…

Came here on a tuesday night around 1030. It’s right in downtown Milwaukee. Area is safe. There’s a little park just across the street where I’m writing this review from. Patted down and temperature taken.…

I was right after some bullshit air dance nonsense visit at downtown cabaret. I asked for it though I was drinking serves me right. But I was in the hole and felt like I had…

Came in on a Thursday night around 8. Northwest part of town near a night club and a Harley Davidson. Cover was $10. Layout bar island on Left. LD room also on left. Booths in…

Came in on a Thursday afternoon. After a brat and cheese curds at Milwaukee Brat House. It was good shit. For the area this place got decent reviews. It’s in a suburban kind of commercial…

Came on on a Wednesday evening around 7. This place is almost out in the fucking boonies. I went and took a shit in the woods and thought I saw Huntsman’s house. Went in plenty…

Just get the obvious off the bat. This is the sexiest club I’ve ever been too. And I’ve been to a lot of the big ones. It look like they converted an old court house.…

Paul Bunyan would be proud. I came in on a tuesday night around midnight. No cover. Plenty of parking. Seems like an alright area. Walk in. Place is like a fucking ware house. Wood theme…

By the naked eyes. I fucking love that song. And Don’t you forget about me from the breakfast club movie. It was very 80’s. Tuesday afternoon around 530ish. That was probably the critical mistake right…

Came in here on a Monday evening around 630. Plenty of parking. Right near country rock cafe. Safe industrial area it seemed. It’s sort of sectioned off between a high way and the Mississippi River.…

Came on a Monday around 6. Cover is $5 before 8 and $10 after. Free military. Area is fine, completely industrial area, kind of isolated by the highway and the Mississippi. Plenty of parking. Walk…

Came here on a Saturday night at like 930z Post CoVid. It’s in a commercial area, restaurants, banks, pep boys, safe area. I think there is parking behind but you can’t access from the front…

There was about a month gap between the club visit and the time I got the listing up so forgive me if I'm a little hazy. I'm surprised this place wasn't on TUSCL though, a…