Saint Peter would approve of this club. Mileage is catholic church level.

Edmonton, AB. Monday night. Big building, plenty of parking. Area seems fine, commercial area. Walk in, one of the dancers in civie clothes holds the door open for me in civie clothes. Walk in to a older guy at the front. Cover was $5 or $10 can't remember now exact it was something like that. ID check. Walk in, to a bar on the right, and on the left a big stage. Customers just a couple groups of younger white guys. That's it, pretty dead otherwise. I got a water but the guy said there is a drink minimum I said just give me my water and I'll pay for the minimum. A very hot waitress just my type, came over with a water bottle to give to me, I paid for it, so it was in addition to the water with ice, I said thank you and asked her questions about the club and pricing. I also asked if she was danceable, no. Just what I want, black hair, pretty face, wonderful rack, I would pay for low mileage dances with this girl. Any lap dances are 30 CAD a song, and VIP is like 150 CAD for 15 minutes and it goes up from there. I saw a 500 option they have all whole menu.

Dancers only 3 on this night. All not bad though. One older blonde girl, thick girl, maybe 40. One brunette spinner chick that was the one I saw coming in, nice girl. Then a super tall girl named Persophonie. I saw her dancing on stage, played the loonie game and won, (you throw the canadian dollar coin in a funnel that she holding, it's pretty stupid) she gave me a magnet of herself as prize. She looked very Uma Thurman but with black hair, probably around 25 or so. I just didn't realize how tall she was on stage, she got off and man she was a big girl, pretty girl, nice body though but tall, she was taller than me in her heels. The one thing though and this was the only time this happened in Alberta but she promised that she would dance on me, so one way was available for 30 CAD. Maybe it was so slow she could get away with it. So maybe there is contact. I just declined though because maybe it was too much women and one way kind of sucks either way. But maybe if you find a girl and she's not bullshiting you contact maybe available in Alberta.

Overall that waitress is what I wanted but I tried. As Wayne Gretzky would say you miss 100% of the shots you never take, I shot my shot, but no. As I left, there was this crazy ass storm going on, Alberta weather can get fucking nuts. BTW looks like this club hasn't been reviewed in years but maybe not too much has changed.