A Golden Horeshoe is when you pee around the girl

Ranson, WV. Big gravel parking lot. I found a spot. Area seems fine. Walk in, to a young hispanic dude. He collects $10 for a cover and you sign in on a sheet. It seems folks mostly write their first name or scribble. I wrote down my first name, middle name, last name, address and full social security number. Ok fine I just wrote down Muddy. Walk in, bar to the right, and stage dance area all across from it and under a yawning.

Customers looked like mostly hispanic guys, with some white guys in there and a couple black guys. There was one bachelor party going on so there were a few groups. They brought one guy on stage and did the chair thing. *Yawn* One long stage, 3 girls up at a time. Seating all around that. Dances are $40, which is lunacy for West Virginia, one of the poorest states. Looks like booths were in the back, I couldn't get a good look at the set up. My water was $4. Older waitress lady is real nice.

Dancers. The best way to describe this lineup is a lot of girls had like a future librarian look. A lot of glasses which I just don't think looks that good on strippers. I saw a couple black girls and a hispanic girl but mostly white. Mostly 20's or 30's. Maybe like 5 to at most a 7 range. 15 girls around. Honestly a real average as all fuck lineup. Better spot then Elysium but it's clear the best club in the area talent wise by far is Lust.