Fun Fact: There are more casinos then humans in Montana

Na that's not true but it does feel like it.

Billings, MT. Sunday night. Around 8ish seemed like things were just kicking off. Plenty of parking, area seems fine. Although not on tuscl but on google this place calls itself a casino. Walk in to two bartenders, guy asks me if I wanted to the go to the strip club part, it's $15 and you get a wristband. The strip club part is to the right through a curtain. Bathroom is across from the bar. I walk over. Set up is on small stage, one dancer up at a time. DJ, black guy who I'm told is the only black man in Montana. And a native american bouncer dude. A couple other middle age customers, I think hispanic or native American.

Dancers, all white that I saw. All thinner, no fatties. 20's and 30's age wise. About 4 girls but I saw more trickle in as I was leaving. For a Sunday pretty early not bad stuff. I didn't see any super models but it wasn't a bad lineup at all. One girl with glasses on stage showed me she had one nipple. Another girl was dancing, brunette, pretty girl I was digging her, her name Shea. Now me a being a big Mets fan, and where the Mets used to play at Shea stadium I figure this is the universe telling me to get a dance. I took Shea, nice girl, very friendly, into the back room you can kind of see through the rest of the club on a couch. Only issue is it's one way, $25 a song. You have to keep your hands to the sides. As a grab her hips the bouncer guy turned and said your gotta keep your hands to the side. She was good at dancing, nothing wrong with it, but I wanted to get more involved. It would turn out it was just the universe telling me to go fuck myself.