It takes about a decade to grow a Lanny Mcdonald mustache

Calgary, AB. Club is downtown, real safe downtown, most of these Canadien cities ain't really ghetto at all. Small lot but found a spot. Walk in, through hallway to the bar. Black guy comes up and asks me to present ID at the computer, get scanned with photo match thing. Layout is bar in middle, most folks on the backside of the bar island, two stages with dancers adjacent to them. Those dancers just dance all night on stage, they don't get off I have seen that in Canada before. It's like a different type of stripper job. There are strippers about though on the floor. Customers all types of ethnicities mostly middle age.

Dancers, the two stage dancers, one looked latina or tanned white girl probably the hottest chick in the club. CAD 5's all along her garter IDK if she did that or somebody else did that to her. The other girl was latina or mixed black white girl, a little thicker, ok. The girls on the floor, were like 6-7 range white girls and a black girl, nothing crazy. Mostly skinnier side.

Nice club but as in Alberta, no contact availble. Dance prices 30 CAD a song air dance. Not worth it. Nobody truly hot anyway except the one girl that can't leave her stage. Alberta is the worst place for strip clubs in North America. It's that simple. It was time to go. No second guessing it.