Reviews by Muddy
Submit a ReviewBT's Executive Club
14417 Michigan Ave
Dearborn, MI 48126
Playing with Pocahontas
Dearborn, MI. Saturday night. Area seems fine to me. Parked outside the lot and just walked. The valet doesn't hassle me. I walk in, cover is $20. I mighta gotten pat down, don't remember now.…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(wildRover)
Mar 19, 2024, 3:16 PM
Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown
432 E Lafayette Blvd
Detroit, MI 48226
Bouzouki is an old Greek word for "Uh dude we only got like 3 dancers"
Detroit, MI. Downtown. I was coming from Legends a couple blocks away. A lot of people in this area, there's also casinos around here too. A lot crooks out and about too. Always near casinos.…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(PepsiMan)
Mar 19, 2024, 2:34 PM
Legends
415 E Congress St
Detroit, MI 48226
GPS here is legendary
Detroit, MI. Downtown. I was just coming out of the tunnel from Canada and figured fuck it I'm right here. Let me check out these downtown clubs, Legends and Bouzouki. I wasn't gonna try to…
Mar 19, 2024, 1:51 PM
Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
25231 Michigan Ave
Dearborn, MI 48124
Not much going on
Dearborn, MI. Saturday probably around 6. Torrential downpour. Parking lot in the back. Walk in, no cover, no nothing sit at the bar. 1 drink minimum like $7 for a soda water. Layout is one…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(PepsiMan)
Mar 19, 2024, 12:53 PM
Alley Katz
25 Chatham Street East
Windsor, Ontario
N9A2W2
Whenever getting a hj in a back alley, I also always try to feed the cats
Windsor, ON. Saturday night. Just came from Cheetah's a couple blocks down. Downtown part of Windsor, area seems safe to me, it really ain't Detroit. Guy at the front, does a quick pat down and…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(PutaTester)
Mar 19, 2024, 12:14 PM
Cheetahs Of Windsor
86 Chatham St W
Windsor, ON N9A 5M6
A lot of Cat named clubs in this city
Windsor, ON. Saturday night. It was hard as fuck LEAVING Detroit coming through that tunnel down here to Windsor but curious. Parking, there's an empty lot right around the corner next to a library I…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(PepsiMan)
Mar 19, 2024, 2:03 AM
Leopards Lounge
1190 Wyandotte St W
Windsor, ON N9A 5Y5
Eastern Euros in Windsor
Windsor, ON. 2nd stop on a Saturday night. Plenty of parking. A few customers hanging outside the door. Walk in. Guy at the front, pat down, id check and 10 CAD cover. Walk to the…
Mar 19, 2024, 12:46 AM
Silvers Lounge
3983 Seminole St
Windsor, ON N8Y 4T2
Well I must be a Vampire then
Windsor, ON. Saturday night. I went here first as it has a dayshift so I thought it might have already been going a bit. Seems like an alright area just outside of downtown Windsor sort…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(thebrus)
Mar 19, 2024, 12:22 AM
Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club
5813 Robert C Byrd Dr
Mt Hope, WV 25880, USA
When I cum in West Virgina, I break out into John Denver songs
Mt. Hope, WV. Right outside of Beckley. Saturday night, first stop of the night. Area is safe, plenty of parking. Walk in and ring the buzzer. They take your ID through a slot in the…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(MrFuturi)
Mar 12, 2024, 3:14 AM
Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club
224 Ambrose Ln
Princeton, WV 24739
Pretty slow especially for a Saturday night
Princeton, WV. Saturday evening. Just came from the Southern Xposure up in Beckley. Now here, area is safe it's like up on a hill behind some hotels. Drive up the winding drive way, plenty of…
Mar 12, 2024, 3:12 AM
Southern Cabaret Platinum
3168 E Cumberland Rd
Bluefield, WV 24701
Keep on driving
Bluefield, WV. Saturday night. Down in southern West Virginia. Last stop of the night. Commercial strip here, area is safe. Down past an arcade is some shit that was packed. I missed this spot but…
Mar 12, 2024, 2:31 AM
Club Risque
3025 Veterans Hwy
Bristol, PA 19007
Underrated spot
Bristol, PA. Just north of Philly. Saturday night pretty early, around 6 or 7. Safe area, plenty of parking in the back. Walk in. At this time, no id check or pat down, you can…
4 commentslast: 1 yr ago(vanillaextract)
Mar 11, 2024, 10:47 PM
Cheetahs Cabaret
3453 Silverton Rd NE
Salem, OR 97301
Not much going on
Salem, OR. Saturday night after midnight. I didn't have time to hit the sugar shack I don't know how that one is but instead opted for this one. Reviews were decent. Not true on this…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(guy7246)
Feb 23, 2024, 5:35 PM
Acropolis
8325 SE McLoughlin Blvd
Portland, OR 97202
Acropolis of Assthens
Portland, OR. Sunday afternoon. South of downtown, area seems fine to me, two parking lots, one on each side of the building. Walk in, it's real dark. Your eyes gotta adjust. No cover, no id,…
Feb 23, 2024, 5:24 PM
Firehouse Cabaret
5782 Portland Rd NE
Salem, OR 97305
Hairy Balls of Fire
Salem, OR. Saturday night. Just came from Stars. Safe area, not much going on this way. Parking lot, found a spot. Walk in. Big guy at the desk, he waved me in, no cover which…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(OregonscrazyRed)
Feb 23, 2024, 5:22 PM
Boudoir West
6008 Macleod Trail SW
Calgary, AB T2H 0K1, Canada
Stampede out of the Stampede City
Calgary, AB. Tuesday night. This review is from this past summer. I know Founder was pretty busy with the website and the listing finally got added. If y'all wanna reject feel free but not too…
Feb 23, 2024, 3:50 PM
Stars Cabaret
1550 Weston Ct NE
Salem, OR 97301
Salem Bitch Trials
Salem, OR. Saturday night. Just came up from Eugene. Under the overpass a lot of homeless folks camping out. A couple blocks away, you have this club, area seems alright. Plenty of parking. Walk in.…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(pineapple)
Feb 23, 2024, 12:48 PM
Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club
1836 S A St
Springfield, OR 97477
$20 dollar dances are a deal on the Oregon Trail
Springfield, OR. Saturday night. Area seems fine. Coming here there must've been a big concert or something that just let out near OU home of the Ducks so some traffic. Area around here is fine,…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(gSteph)
Feb 23, 2024, 12:45 PM
Silver Dollar Club
2620 W 10th Pl
Eugene, OR 97402
And I got one more, silver dollar. (It's not enough for a BJ here, I tried)
Eugene, OR. Saturday night. First stop in Eugene. It's kinda of tricky there's a road, you think your going into a motorcycle dealership just go on that road the club is just behind. Big parking…
Feb 23, 2024, 8:32 AM
The Nile Gentlemen's Club
1030 Highway 99 North
Eugene, OR 97402
Susanna Hoffs in Walk Like an Egyptian is great jerk it material
Eugene, OR. Saturday night. Big parking lot, area is fine. Walk over, door guy is outside and he checks ID. Walk in, go to the bar, 1 drink minimum, my water was like 5. One…
Feb 23, 2024, 7:52 AM
Kit Kat Club
231 SW Ankeny St
Portland, OR 97204
Kit Kats on Halloween? Good. To those who gave pennies: Go fuck yourselves
Portland, OR. Friday night. A lot of people in this area, well lit. Various bars around here. Also you got homeless guys begging for change. Walk in, guy with a big time western accent, all…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Retired)
Feb 22, 2024, 5:54 AM
X Exotic Lounge
15 SW 2nd Ave
Portland, OR 97204
Pro Tip: Don't go to a Portland strip club with a Maga hat on
Portland, OR. Friday night. Not many reviews for this place, I wonder if it's new. I parked my car in a lot around the corner. There's a lot of people out here, food trucks clubs,…
Feb 22, 2024, 5:54 AM
Golden Dragon Exotic Club
324 SW 3rd Ave
Portland, OR 97204
Crouching Muddy, but not hiding my Dragon. *Opens trench coat* Bam Motherfuckers
Portland, OR. Friday night. This is more an afterhours joint, I think it goes till 6am no alchol here. Right back by Club Rouge where I started the night and parked right in the lot…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Retired)
Feb 22, 2024, 4:38 AM
Mary's Club
129 SW Broadway
Portland, OR 97206
Mary had a little lamb, that Akhmed took out back and sodomized. Oh no!
Portland, OR. Saturday night. I heard a lot about this place but I guess they moved locations so that ruins the history/magic really. It looks like it goes back to the 30's as a piano…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(FutureK)
Feb 22, 2024, 4:04 AM
Spyce Gentlemen's Club
210 NW Couch St
Portland, OR 97209
MeanSpyce
Portland, OR. Friday night. Just came from Club Rouge a few blocks away. In normal cities I would just park the car somewhere and walk but I did not want to leave my car anywhere…
2 commentslast: 3 mos ago(Ilovehotwhitestrippers)
Feb 22, 2024, 3:41 AM























