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Club Rouge
403 SW Harvey Milk St
Portland, OR 97204
Portland, Oregon is named after Portland, Maine
Portland, OR. Friday night. Downtown. I was in Oregon checking out the coast and at night, strip club time. Parking is a bitch and I was paranoid about my car because this can be a…
Feb 22, 2024, 3:17 AM
Old Dolphin
17180 SE McLoughlin Blvd
Milwaukie, OR 97267
At the end of the rainbow is this strip club. They said a pot, I was lied to.
Milwaukie, OR. Thursday night. Plenty of parking in a lot. Food truck right by it. Walk in. Nobody at the front, then a hispanic guy with full body armor comes out to do the pat…
4 commentslast: 1 yr ago(ArtCollege)
Feb 21, 2024, 4:18 AM
Stars Cabaret Bridgeport
17939 SW McEwan Rd
Portland, OR 97224
Shooting Star. Star is fine with it just as long as I don't get it in her eyes.
Portland, OR. Thursday night. Seems like an alright area to me. Big parking lot. Right next to a motel 6. Walk in. Blonde girl at the front. Cover is $5, ID check. Past a rope.…
4 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Muddy)
Feb 21, 2024, 4:16 AM
Club Rouge Beaverton
8687 SW Hall Blvd
Beaverton, OR 97008
Yeah this place got a ton of beavers
Beaverton, OR. Thursday night. Plenty of parking. Commercial area, seems fine to me. Next to a taco bell and mattress store. Walk in, girl at the front, ID check, wanded by a securtiy dude. Cover…
Feb 21, 2024, 3:32 AM
Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club
10205 SW Park Way
Portland, OR 97225
After sunset in Portland
Portland, OR. Thursday night. Area seems fine little west of downtown away from the craziness. Right by intersecting highways. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. ID check and $5 cover. Layout dance area…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Retired)
Feb 21, 2024, 3:01 AM
Tobie's Lounge
2004 Wilmington Hwy
Jacksonville, NC 28540
There needs to be a law against having multiple Jacksonville's on the east coast
Jacksonville, NC. Saturday night. Area is fine, right off the Highway, just came from Stilleto up the road. Small parking lot, but I got a spot. Walk in. Girl at the front, nice girl, chatting…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Muddy)
Feb 1, 2024, 1:45 PM
Stiletto Gentlemen’s Club
1784 Wilmington Hwy
Jacksonville, NC 28540
Semper Find Me a Filthy Whore
Jacksonville, NC. Saturday night. Camp Lejune is right here in this town so a lot of marines and a bunch of younger ones all around the stage here. Plenty of parking, area seems fine, right…
Feb 1, 2024, 10:49 AM
Platinum Gentlemen's Club
2451 Lejeune Blvd
Jacksonville, NC 28546
Simply Irresistible
Jacksonville, NC. Saturday night. Plenty of parking, area is fine. Make sure you go slow here because if coming from the east you gotta flip around a go like another 2 miles it's a pain…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Muddy)
Feb 1, 2024, 9:03 AM
Bikes, Babes, and Beer
400 F, Fontana Blvd
Havelock, NC 28532
Morehead City? No, absolutely no head city, cameras.
Havelock, NC. Saturday night at about 8 something. This club is right in front of a Marine air base, called Cherry Point, you can see it through the fence across the street. It's also called…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Executive29577)
Feb 1, 2024, 7:08 AM
Ritz Cabaret
504 S Broadway
Baltimore, MD 21231
Ritz-Cumaton
Baltimore, MD. Friday night after midnight. This part of Baltimore ain't bad at all, Fells Point. Much of the rest of it is though, as Baltimore is INFESTED with crime. Go ahead Victor Blackwell, cry…
Feb 1, 2024, 4:46 AM
Fine Diamonds Gentlemen's Club
745 Point Marion Rd
Morgantown, WV 26505
When I wear a racoon hat, I use a live racoon. Strippers hate me for it.
Morgantown, WV. Saturday night. Snowing out. Looks like there's a bar, you see the sign you might think that's the strip club, no if you look it's down some shitty road a bit behind this…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Gunit12345)
Jan 15, 2024, 2:06 AM
Southern X-Posure
953 Blue Horizon Dr
Morgantown, WV 26501
BILLY MAYS went to WVU
Morgantown, WV. Saturday night. Area seems fine to me sort of a tight parking lot but there's spots all next door. Walk in to the lobby. There's a little chute that you talk to a…
Jan 15, 2024, 2:05 AM
Centerfold
2800 W Sunshine St
Springfield, MO 65807
Everyone stripper in this town will tell you to get the steak here
Springfield, MO. Tuesday night. Area is fine, west side of town, busy street, sunshine street. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Guy at the front, ID check. He sees my ID and starts talking about the…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Nidan111)
Jan 6, 2024, 4:58 PM
Showtime Joe's
2209 W Sunshine St
Springfield, MO 65807
Somebody tell Joe to put his clothes back on. No dude, No.
Springfield, MO. Tuesday night. Stopped here right after Centerfold a couple blocks up the road. Apparently they are sister clubs. Plenty of parking. Area is fine, busy road. Walk in. No cover, no nothing. Everyone…
Jan 6, 2024, 4:56 PM
Ace's Place Gentlemen's Club
2223 N Glenstone Ave
Springfield, MO 65803
Erich Hartmann is number #1 ranked Ace of all time with 352 aircraft shot down
Springfield, MO. Tuesday night. Busy road, commericial area, all kinds of resturants all that shit. Area is fine. Plenty of parking around the club. Walk past a couple girls, one would be the bartender and…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Nidan111)
Jan 6, 2024, 4:55 PM
Softails
620 W College St
Springfield, MO 65806
That is NOT my tail your holding. And you squeeze a bit, not soft either no more
Springfield, MO. Tuesday night. The club is sort of downtown. Small lot in the back but I got a spot. Walk in, through the back door. There was a girl dressed in street clothes smoking…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Nidan111)
Jan 6, 2024, 4:31 PM
Rumors Cabaret
1750 S Glenstone Ave
Springfield, MO 65804
Getting Kix'd out of a strip club on Route 66
Springfield, MO. East side of town. Seems like an alright area to me. To be honest, Springfield just doesn't seem that ghetto to me. St. Louis it is not. Plenty of parking in the lot.…
4 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Nidan111)
Jan 6, 2024, 4:27 PM
Peppermint Hippo 2
2125 N College Ave
Fayetteville, AR 72703
These girls are definitely an upgrade on the walmart mobility scooter women
Fayetteville, AR. Wednesday night. Walmart originated right up in Rogers. There's was another peppermint hippo right down the road that one is closed. I'm surprised that this club hasn't been reviewed in almost a decade.…
Jan 6, 2024, 4:09 PM
Bottoms Up Club
405 W Poplar St
Fayetteville, AR 72703
Razorback? Bitch, I want my $10 cover back!
Fayetteville, AR. Home of the university of Arkansas. Wednesday night. Area seems fine, a bunch warehouses nearby. Plenty of parking in the lot. This ain't really an upscale joint. More of a beat up dive…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(RockAllNight)
Jan 6, 2024, 4:03 PM
Peppermint Hippo
36 Palomino Ln
Pineville, MO 64856
Orgasming in the Ozarks
Pineville, MO. Wednesday night. First stop before hitting NW Arkansas. Club is a big box up on a hill. Not much else around. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Friendly black dude up front, $10 cover,…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Muddy)
Jan 6, 2024, 3:33 PM
Cheyenne Gentlemen's Club
480830 US-64
Roland, OK 74954
Only strip club around
Roland, OK. Right over to the Arkansas border. From what I understand it helps a great deal for these club being on this side of that border. Sort of in truck stop type area. Plenty…
Jan 6, 2024, 3:28 PM
Diamonds Exclusive Men's Club
4664 Airport Blvd
Mobile, AL 36608
Do not eat foosackyls before going to a strip club
Mobile, AL. Friday night. Not a ton of options in Mobile. The Candy was closed. And the other Lotus is in the hood and home to all kinds of ghetto bullshit. https://utv44.com/news/local/lotus So it left…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Longball300)
Jan 5, 2024, 2:27 AM
Deja Vu presents Larry Flynt's Hustler Club
202 Commerce St
Shreveport, LA 71101
Louisiana Purchase
Shreveport, LA. Thursday night. Downtown. Right near the casinos. Huge police presence all around downtown. Including on car hanging right outside this club. The city must want downtown real safe. Anyway plenty of parking in…
Jan 4, 2024, 7:09 PM
