Reviews by Muddy

Charleston, WV. Saturday night. Downtown Charleston. Doesn't seem that ghetto, some bar around here were pretty full. No parking lot, I found some down the road in an empty lot. Could it have been broken…

Barboursville, WV. Saturday night. Not far from Huntington and Marshall University. Coming out of here can be tricky as the street is on a curve and it's hard to see who's coming around the bend.…

Barboursville, WV. Saturday night. Just came from Obsessions. The spot is right up on a hill. Commerical area, safe. Big parking lot. Walk in. Guy in a window you can hear but can't see. I…

Derry, PA. Friday night. After midnight. Area is sort of suburban, ruraly area. Seems pretty safe to me. This strip club looks like a house and it's true to the name, beside a lake. Parking…

Altoona, PA. Friday night. Area seemed ok, pretty dark, gravel lot next to the place I parked in. This place is open a few days a week and the hours are 11 to 4. I…

Atlantic City, NJ. Saturday night. There's a parking lot where it seems impossible to get a spot but I actually found a spot right in there, don't count on it though. I wouldn't say this…

Atlantic City, NJ. Saturday night. Atlantic city was like Miami of it's day, but then air conditioning came about and sort of killed the town. But here and it goes for a lot of the…

Saint John, NB. Saturday night after midnight. Downtown. This place is called Allure now. Parking on the side of the building. I wouldn't say this area is dangerous but there are some homeless folks in…

Dieppe, NB. Saturday night. Just got out from a doobie brothers concert a couple blocks away. I love all that good shit. To kill time while the traffic is going lets go to strip club.…

Whately, MA. Friday night. This club recently re-opened and I wanted to check it out. Somewhat of a wooded residential area. Parking lot was little awkward but there are spots. Not a bad area. Walk…

Rancho Cordova, CA. Saturday night after midnight. Just came from Gold Club a few blocks away. Industrial park. Plenty of parking. Walk in to see nobody. Then I hear a voice, wtf. It's a small…

Sunnyvale, CA. Friday night after midnight. Plenty of parking. Industrial park area. Nobody really around. Walk up to a girl in a glass window. Cover I believe was a brutal $35. Walk in, get patted…

Rancho Cordova, CA. Saturday night. Industrial office park area. Plenty of parking. Walk up I see the bouncers yelling at a group of indian guys. Not sure what they did but the bouncers said to…

San Jose, CA. Friday night after midnight. Commercial area, busy street. Parking lot looked full. I parked in the lot across the street. Walk in, cover is $25 free military. Walk in layout is a…

San Jose, CA. Friday night. This is in downtown San Jose. Streets were packed with young folks. Bar hopping. All kinds of restaurants. Crazy area at this time people wise. There's a parking lot in…

Rancho Cordova, CA. Saturday night after midnight. Last stop of a Sacramento strip club journey. Commerical area. Strip mall. Plenty of parking. Walk in, I was confused if it was a sex shop or not,…

Sacramento, CA. Saturday night. Some type of big concert was let out so there was a ton of traffic going on. I finally get to the club. It's just outside downtown. Industrial part of town.…

Sunnyvale, CA. Friday night. Area seems fine to me, commercial area, I think there was a Jack in box in the parking lot. This club is in a strip mall. Plenty of parking. Walk in,…

San Jose, CA. Friday night. Seems like a safe area to me sort of an industrial part of town. Small parking lot completely full I parked on the street. Walk in. Hispanic guy walks over…

Harleysville, PA. More of a bucolic area out here. Big parking lot. Right across the way are a couple of houses straight outta Leave it Beaver then right across the street, strip club. Just a…

Douglassville, PA. Between Reading and Philadelphia. On Rt. 422 commercial sort of highway. Area not bad at all but it's a highway so try to slow down if you miss it you got a loop…

Philadelphia, PA. In the Northeast on Tacony street. Although not far from the infamously FUBAR Kensington area, this part of Philly really isn't that bad. Although while it is north physically it's the northEAST, not…

Rochester, NY. Friday night. Just came from Mirage. Plenty of parking in the lot. Safe area, near the airport, very commercial area and a lot of hotels. Walk in, the door. Black guy at a…

Ottawa, ON. Saturday night. First stop on the night. Plenty of parking, industrial area. There's a 24/7 bagel place around the corner hear I ate at, coffee all that shit. Ketterman's. Just in case your…

Gatineau, QC. Friday night after midnight. Residential sort of area, I parked on the street behind the club Walk up, plenty people hanging outside. Walk up to the lady at the desk. No francais I…