Reviews by Muddy

Wilmington, CA. Friday super late as fuck, I was dead tired but the good thing about the LA clubs is there are plenty of afterhour options. Down here they filmed that William Friedkin movie To…

Beverly Hills, CA. Thursday night, way late after hours joint. I'm told it really only picks up afterhours. I parked on the street in front, no parking that I saw. ID check and pat down…

Arcadia, CA. Thursday night. Area seems fine. The lot is for employees only and it's fenced off. I found a spot right on the street. I saw this club online it looks pretty snazzy so…

North Hollywood, CA. Thursday night. Plenty of parking in the side lot. Walk in. Black on his phone, I had to let him be aware of my presence, how you doin sir. $20 cover, in…

Chatsworth, CA. Thursday night. I didn't think area was so bad, but LA is kinda crazy. Right behind a carls Jr. on the end of strip mall. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in,…

North Hills, CA. Thursday night just came from Oddball. Right next to a gas station. Not sure if it's the greatest area but not the worst. There is absolutely no parking. I parked next door…

Canoga Park, CA. Thursday night. Tight parking lot, but I found a spot at the end, walk on in. Guy at the desk, ID check and I think it was a $20 cover something like…

Winnetka, CA. Thursday night. Seems like alright area to me. Parking lot is behind this spot, real tight driveway to the left of it, or you can go around the other side a few other…

Van Nuys, CA. Thursday night, just came from Synn. Sort of an off road, nothing else really out here other than next to train tracks. There's a lot of no parking signs, I didn't want…

North Hills, CA. Thursday night. Kicking off a San Fernando valley of clubs I haven't hit yet. Still in Los Angeles, you got to always worry about your car but they have a lot in…

North Hollywood, CA. Adam Carolla is actually from North Hollywood, I listen to that dude all the time, hilarious stuff. Thursday night. I know this was the SPOT in LA back in the day. Yeah…

Canoga Park, CA. Thursday night. Just came from Candy Cat Too. Parking on the street, no lot. Walk in, a older black guy working the door gave a look like "Uh you wanna actually come…

Oxnard, CA. Friday night after midnight. It's like built in the edge of warehouse. I parked on the street the lot looked full. Walk in. There was a velvet rope chained off. I let myself…

Santa Maria, CA. Friday night. Just came down from Morro Bay. It was pouring out. Right on broadway, safe area. Parking lot in the back. A lot of cars back there but other people must…

Santa Barbara, CA. Friday night. Just came down from Santa Maria. This is like one of the wealthiest areas in America, Montecito, Goleta, Carpentieria all this stuff out, unreal wealth. Gorgeous area. Club is in…

Bakersfield, CA. Saturday night. Right off the 204. Plenty of parking, sort of an industrial kind of area. Walk in, guy at the front, cover is $25. Always gonna be rough at these deja vu's…

Bakersfield, CA. Saturday night. Plenty of parking, big lot. Walk in. Really nice joint, nicest in Bakersfield by far. Cover is I think $20 it was $15 military. Go through the metal detector and pat…

Bakersfield, CA. Saturday night. Just came from Exotic Kitty. Parking on the street, super small parking lot for like 2 cars. Walk in. Two very cute latina spinner working the front. I believe cover was…

Fresno, CA. Saturday night. Sort of going out from town. Lot was packed but I found a spot. Walk in. Girl at the front. She said it's a shift change, and she can't do anything…

Fresno, CA. Saturday night. This club is right across the street from the airport. Safe area, plenty of parking. Walk in. Two guys working the door, $20 cover IIRC and the guys asks me if…

Stanton, CA. I saw this on my way to TJ's and the parking lot was packed at like 6 or 7ish around. I figured I'd stop in here after there. Area is fine, a lot…

Stanton, CA. Sunday around like 7 or so. Very busy, commerical area. Plenty of parking in a strip mall. Walk in, big hispanic guy at the front. Check ID. Cover was $20 which at the…

Anaheim, CA. Sunday afternoon. First thing while we are here in Anaheim, Bobby Grich needs to be in the Hall of Fame. The area around Satin Topless is great right by Angel Stadium. Plenty of…

New Haven, CT. Saturday night. Industrial side of town. No lot, just all along the street but plenty of that, shouldn't be an issue. I wouldn't say this is a dangerous area. New Haven has…

Lincoln Park, MI. Saturday night. Suburbs of Detroit. Seems like area is ok to me. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Girl at the front. ID check. $10 or $20 cover can't remember now. Pat down.…