How can I afford Strip Clubs? Well at times thong equipped, I work the parkways.

Grand Rapids, MI. Saturday night. Raining real hard. I parked on the street, there's a lot across the street. Area seems alright to me. Walk in, guy at a table. ID check and cover is $10. 1 drink minimum they bust your balls about. Right by the table is the bathrooms. Left here is a bar island and some pool tables. Our on the floor are a bunch of crappy chairs and then a floor level stage. Dance area to the right of and behind the stage. Dances are $20 a song in a community area that the bouncers walk through. Crowd was mostly groups, a mix of younger and older and a variety of races. It was packed.

Dancers. first that stood out was the ratio of dancers to customers. Not enough dancers to go around, Maybe like 8 dancers and almost 10 times that with the customers. A couple 8's in here I would say. White, black and mixed. Most natural. Various body types.

One girl I remembered was Vegas, a busty blonde milf. You can get test dances here if your tipping at the front at the stage. They just come on and dance right up on you. It's sort of weird set up. I asked Vegas about dances and she said yeah but had a line out the door. I noticed that guys would just lock these girls down for a while back there. A couple other brunettes I liked and really like the prices at $20 a pop but they would not get free. One was taller, built like supermodel and the other had a really nice ass. Nobody circulating asking for you dances here, you gotta ask them.