Posts by Muddy

There's a lot of Michiganders on here, so I'd figured I'd just make a thread instead of pming a bunch of people. I've been reading up on a lot of the reviews and narrowed down where I want to hit.…

I mean all I do in my off time is hang out with strippers and I think it's beginning to affect my psyche. I'm starting to even speak strippereese. I've lately been noticing some troubling signs... -I was at the club…

Honestly asking cause I‘Ve found it to be never that easy. I’ve always been wary of having too much hair down there after one girl I used to hang with talked about how she hated eating hair when she was…

world once a month? Any girl you want, Any food you want. See her on TV bam get her for an hour. Watching Anthony Bourdain eat some good shit in Bavaria? Bam you got it. It really boils down to…

I wonder what happened? TUSCL drama yes, and so in that case Iets do what your not supposed to do with it and bring it out in the open and turn it into a bigger issue then it already it…

I'm talking just not a total bitch. Somebody who wants to just make sure I have a great time. Not always charging for everything, putting me on the clock, not always thinking about herself, trying to get the most for…

Would you ride shotgun with a stripper? Some are old fashioned, only the man drives and all that. Are you facing your impending doom with some likely loaded up stripper behind the wheel? Do you not give a shit and…

https://crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/85099-truth-bomb-warning-black-man-spits-some-hard-truth-about-george-floyd Keepin it real

I've seen a lot of great pitching, but I don't think anybody's ever seen something like Jacob deGrom right now. This dude throws 100 regularly as a starter and put where he wants, straight dominant as hell. I can't believe…

Nice dinner date. She is gorgeous. And now she starts ordering a little recklessly. And then a lot recklessly. $50 shots, the caviar, lobster, things are getting to point where the food costs more than the pussy. Do you step…

Any time before I'm about to meet up with any girl, be it stripper or civie date or wherever. I make sure to stop and take a dump at Mcdonalds before I do. I am just not comfortable going 2…

It’s high time we bring back diversity into our strip clubs! There’s not enough of us hairy fat middle age balding men in our strip clubs and up our poles. Too many hot women, enough is enough! We can strip,…