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Muddy

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1,149 posts by Muddy

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South Africa & New Zealand

Two places I've hit recently, I liked both places for the clubs, although that was not primary reason I took the trip, I had great time mongering. The exchange rate in both countries was great. Just a few thoughts. New…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 days ago 164 5

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I have never seen this place this peaceful

What happened to all the petty and vindictive drama on this website? For years it was worse than any strip club dressing room. Maybe it has to do with all the big names on here seemed to have left but…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 mo ago 306 14

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I don't really mind when strippers have jacked up teeth

It doesn't bother me. Doesn't have to have perfectly straight teeth, don't care. In fact I think it's can actually be pretty cute. (You still gotta brush your teeth of course though) Not everyone needs braces...but on that note if…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 mo ago 219 7

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Do you have a stash of used singles?

I have a drawer where I just throw all my tip money I had in pockets, I take huge wads and just shove it in there, I'm too lazy to sort it all. And if I need singles I'll just…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 mos ago 304 5

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Best Power Ballads

I saw Frank Beard from ZZ Top passed away. That sucks I have a lot good memories seeing those guys a few times and driving around America to their songs, especially in Texas but it got me thinking I personally…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 mos ago 185 10

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Babes in Films

What are some of your all time hottest women you seen movies? I mean there's so many, I feel like every film tries to have some sort of good looking chick in it. It's the 40th anniversary of Ferris Buellers…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 mos ago 758 45

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Have higher strip club prices changed you on a fundamental level?

Been noticing changes in my life. Recently I went to a strip club, $40 in. Total kick in the nuts but I bit the bullet. Then I get to the dancer, she quoted me $80 for a lap dance. It…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 mos ago 516 13

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Anyone got the lowdown on the Mongolian strip club scene?

I hear these the Ulaanbaatar bitches are giving it up easy, I'm trying to cash in.

MuddyElite Reviewer2 mos ago 443 16

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How do you exit the club?

I'm of the belief that how you exit is more imortant then even how you enter. The last impression. I've seen a couple guys make it rain in hundreds, turn and walk away without looking back before the bills hit…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 mos ago 748 19

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Doing a Middle Eastern Strip Clubbing Journey

Hey guys just thought sort of live blog, instead typing reviews just letting you go know how it goes right here...live. I'm doing all the stans basically, Pakistan, Tajikstan, Afghanistan, checking out the strip club scene. Lets see how it

MuddyElite Reviewer3 mos ago 311 6

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Muddy's Ultimate Guide to Asking a Stripper For a Lap Dance

First off, I did a lot of thinking on this one. A lot of brainstorming. Endless nights of tried and true, trial and error. And I finally found it. The way. The path. This guide is intended to follow *exactly*…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 mos ago 590 7

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Actors who were as good as it could get for whatever role they played

I see Sam Neill from Jurrasic Park died. I've seen him in some stuff, great actor, he was perfect as Dr Grant. I thought it'd be a good excuse for this thread in his honor. I'd have to go Viggo Mortensen…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 mos ago 413 23

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I'm digging the New Listings list but what about listings that have left us

I don't know unless somebody announces a club closes on a board you don't really hear about it until you look the place up on here. Otherwise it's kind of thing between who reports it and founder. But I think…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 mos ago 176 6

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Drink minimums

You ever have the club giving the businesses over the drink minimum? I don't drink anymore so I'm constantly getting harassed by staff/waitresses. Some make you, some don't. I make them make me because i just don't feel like…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 mos ago 204 15

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Munich, DE

Munich Stop #1

Munich, BY. Friday night. First stop on a Munich wanted to check out the strip clubs. Mostly disappointed in all honesty but I was still exploring Munich on foot and the strip clubs are on the way so I said…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 mos ago 142 5

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Should articles be VIP protected?

Sometimes there's a lot of information in those things. Some might be worth dozens of reviews. As the strippers often say, are we giving up this pussy for free?

MuddyElite Reviewer4 mos ago 112 12

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Worst places to monger in the world

What would some candidates be, maybe you've heard through the grapevine or have some first hand experience. I would probably leave off the third world hell holes that nobody wants to go to in the first place and obviously most Muslim…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 mos ago 53 30

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Street mongering

Any experiences with street walkers? I can't say I have honestly. I've gotten asked a lot in San Francisco. They drive around and ask out of their cars. I can't remember anywhere else really getting offered. I'm not getting in…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 mos ago 34 15

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Should we lobby founder for a view count?

On threads, on reviews, articles. How many folks even read this shit? Do you ever wonder that. When I write a review for some random ass Kansas club, I sometimes think, am I talking to myself here. Unless somebody comments…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 mos ago 57 9

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Aliens/UFOs

A lot of UFO stuff in the press lately. About to release files. Have you ever seen a UFO? Have you ever met or seen Aliens? Been abducted? Know anybody that has? Those out there famous stories and those that tell them, Bob…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 mos ago 31 5

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Ratios

Stripper to Customer. What has it been it the clubs around you? Is there a perfect balance, are there times when it's just too much one way or the other. Not too go all Jan and Dean on you but I…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 mos ago 38 14

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TV Shows you can watch over and over

I saw Ted Turner passed away today. Really a big time innovator for American television. Great mustache too. But in his honor maybe we can say what TV shows we can or have binge watched. I'm really not a big…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 mos ago 22 23

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Have your tastes changed over time

I think one great thing about strip clubs is you can explore the bodies of so many different types of women. I've noticed changes in my end and since I started the hobby I'm much more aware of what…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 mos ago 195 26

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The names of our favorite strippers...

Stripper names that is. Of some of your all time favs in the game if you could list some out. I'd be curious to see if there is a common thread to what end up being our favorite strippers for…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 mos ago 40 13

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Do you think your best mongering times are ahead or in the rear view mirror?

Times change. The strip clubs change. The strippers themselves change. (Ok not a Playhouse, fair enough) And maybe in your view not the for the better or maybe so. But hey also you change as well and perhaps today you've…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 mos ago 26 22
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