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  10 days ago
  Mons Venus

  Tampa, Florida
  Tampa TUSCL meet up Wednesday night 10/9

  Let's go who's coming. I'm bringing the beers. We're all getting fucked up. Be there or be square. ...
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  9 days ago

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  nicespice
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  18 days ago
  Front Room
  Shitty local clubs that you check in on every now and then

  Do they ever get better? Or is it "Nope, still sucks" What the time interval where you'll give it another go? It's funny some of the places just don't seem to change, some guys...
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  8 days ago

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  ClubFan81077
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  21 days ago
  Front Room
  Natural Disasters

  I see we got Hurricane Helene coming in. Looks likes it’s gonna be a doozy. 1. Any stories dealing with natural disasters? Has your house been fucked up due to one? 2. Have you strip clubbed...
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  19 days ago

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  Mate27
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  24 days ago
  Front Room
  Your sitting at the bar, no seats left, girl approaches you to chat

  She's standing, your sitting. Anybody else have an issue with this? It's just not right. I've been trained a certain way. I get up every time to stand with her or even offer to...
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  22 days ago

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  WiseToo
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  a month ago
  Front Room
  50/50 Club

  Did y’all ever think you’d see a baseball player hit 50 home runs and steal 50 bases? Your lucky if you get one guy who does even just one of those in a season....
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  a month ago

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  Mate27
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  a month ago
  Front Room
  Songs you would prefer not to hear during your lapdance

  Enya-Only Time Anything by the Ramones and their minute and 40 second songs....
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  a month ago

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  skibum609
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  a month ago
  Front Room
  All Time Venues

  Maybe it's here, maybe it ain't no more. But what all some all time venues be it sports, music, even strip clubs whatever places you gotta go or places you've always wanted to check...
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  a month ago

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  Jascoi
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  a month ago
  Front Room
  Random midwestern strip clubs out in the middle of fucking nowhere

  You might think to yourself, uhh did sinclair hit this one yet? The answer is yes, yes he did. Just scroll down, his review is there. Every time. ...
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  a month ago

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  JamesSD
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  a month ago
  Front Room
  How do we get the rest of the rest of the world more involved in TUSCL?

  Especially Europe. North America, this site is awesome. There is nothing like this anywhere else. But elsewhere I mean it's just your lucky if you even got 1 or 2 reviews from some random...
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  a month ago

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  Manuellabore
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  a month ago
  Front Room
  Casino Hotel Recommendations

  Recently I was in Reno and I found a great deal on a casino hotel online. I only payed like $72, $73 bucks something like that for a tuesday night. A place called Atlantis....
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  a month ago

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  Icey
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  a month ago
  Front Room
  The logic of table dances

  When she comes over to chat, sell you on something, sits in your lap. You can hug her like a teddy bear, little smootchie smootchie, feel up rack are they real or fake, she...
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  a month ago

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  Icey
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  a month ago
  Front Room
  I think at times the bad times out are good for you

  When I’ve had a string of awesomeness in strip clubs that is the softest I’ll ever be. I’ll start letting my guard down, forgetting the bare basics, getting sloppy, why not everything is gonna...
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  a month ago

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  rickthelion
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  2 months ago
  Front Room
  Your life is on the line

  Any time period Take one QB has to win or you die Ace pitcher Hitter that cannot get out otherwise your done ...
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  2 months ago

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  jaybud999
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  2 months ago
  Front Room
  Good/Memorable album covers

  Shailynns recent thread got me thinking about albums. One cover and I recently found this out was Steely Dan's Aja. I never really looked closely but it's actually a Japanese woman in a traditional...
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  2 months ago

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  magicrat
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  2 months ago
  Front Room
  When your looking at reviews for a strip club you might visit...

  Are you looking at the random username you never head of's review from last month or you looking at the review from the handle you definitely heard of from last year first? Just wondering....
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  2 months ago

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  whodey
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  2 months ago
  Front Room
  Hearing protection in strip clubs

  I've had a few recent experiences where these DJ's are just outta control and the noise is intolerable. I mean with me I can always leave immediately but these dancers and waitresses or work...
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  2 months ago

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  rickmacrodong
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  2 months ago
  Front Room
  Daytime TV

  I saw Phil Donahue passed away. I didn't agree with his world view but he had some really interesting guests and shows. When you look back it's really some great episodes about the going...
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  2 months ago

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  Jascoi
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  2 months ago
  Front Room
  Geniuses

  People you are just like dude how the fuck do they do that. You know one comes to mind and that's Brian Wilson. He's the orchestrator behind virtually all those Beach Boy hits you...
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  2 months ago

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  jaybud999
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  2 months ago
  Front Room
  I actually do think strippers do like hearing from you out of the blue

  After a few years away. I always get right to the point, right down to brass tax, "Hey I'm back in town. Wanna fuck for 200 bucks?" Although I never ever hear back from that....
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  2 months ago

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  Mate27
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  2 months ago
  Front Room
  It's amazing how much money you can save just by having a simple conversation

  Prior. The job interview if you will. My batting average is pretty good, probably close to 1.000 to at least have an at minimum decent time if they pass the vibe check. It ain't...
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  2 months ago

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  busta_nut
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  2 months ago
  Front Room
  Places your surprised there ain't a strip club. Or even just more than there is

  currently. I was thinking about this a little bit and there's a few spots to me you would think there would be at least one strip club there. Ocean City, Maryland. Even going all the...
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  2 months ago

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  skinnywhiteboy
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  2 months ago
  Front Room
  Sometimes I think it's cheaper just to cut to the damn chase

  I keep doing it more and more. Go in take the girl your into, to the VIP and get the hell out. Not all of this ahh let me test dances with this girl,...
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  2 months ago

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  Book Guy
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  3 months ago
  Front Room
  Thinking back on summer memories and times of days gone by

  Back in the day, we would cruise down the Jersey shore. Top down. Sleeveless shirts. Music blaring. The girls, the cars, the adventure, searing hot summer heat. Mickey Mantle. Duke Snider. Willie Mays. (were...
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  2 months ago

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  rickdugan
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  3 months ago
  Political Discourse
  So let me get this right, some crackhead ex-con OD’s on fentanyl we then proceed

  to burn down half the country, ram through as much commie legislation as humanely possible and then finally bury this motherfucker in a GOLD CASKET in a week long funeral that eclipsed even the...
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  3 months ago

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  skibum609
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  3 months ago
  Front Room
  Auto-Reject reviews

  "Me and my wife..." "I was at a bachelor party..." "It was my first visit ever to a strip club..." You see any of that, just stop reading and head down to the red reject button and...
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  2 months ago

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  misterorange
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  3 months ago
  Front Room
  Waterpark/Amusement Park Reccomendations

  Summer is here and you got all these parks out there. Any to which you would say you had a good time at, ones you just gotta go to. I'm more of a water...
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  2 months ago

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  HoneyDewMelons
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  3 months ago
  Political Discourse
  Unions

  We saw the Teamsters president Sean O’brien speaking at the RNC. Another sign the GOP trying to wrestle unions from the Dems. Been slowly changing. Some defintely are going to move over. I always...
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  3 months ago

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  Hank Moody
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  3 months ago
  Front Room
  You know what a lot of these towns the local strip club really is

  the most interesting thing going on. Like pretty much objectively so, not even as strip club fan. Some of these smaller towns, where the main thing about the town is being a rest stop...
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  3 months ago

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  DandyDan
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  3 months ago
  Political Discourse
  Honestly just bring back the mafia

  Bring back the God damn mafia. Our neighborhoods were so much safer. My grandmother has been in the Bronx since the fucking 30’s we are now trying to get her the hell out...
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  3 months ago

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  skibum609
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  3 months ago
  Front Room
  Times you and a stripper didn’t see eye to eye

  One time me and a stripper who I had a close relationship with, we were hanging out for OTC. I decided to put on some music, I told this what we listened back in...
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  3 months ago

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  Manuellabore
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  3 months ago
  Front Room
  Boobie sucking...Is it an extra?

  Should we treat it as such? I personally think harmless as all fuck, it's just something that comes with a great lap dance but idk maybe some managers/dancers act like it's might as well...
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  2 months ago

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  rickmacrodong
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  3 months ago
  Front Room
  What do strippers wear that does NOT look hot

  I saw in the paper the other day. Something about Jessica Springsteen, Bruce's daughter who is an equestrian. Cute girl, I gotta say but in her uniform whatever you call that, yeah just a...
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  3 months ago

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  dr_lee
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  3 months ago
  Front Room
  You can go back in time to any era...

  Your situation with you and your family stays the same. (ex: You can't go back to high school, your still married) But everything else changes back to that time. I thought about it, and...
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  24 days ago

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  Icey
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  3 months ago
  Front Room
  Some of these strippers walking back and forth

  Back and forth, back and forth all night. Click, click, click, click. Where are we going? Where are we walking to? Lady, can we stand still for 2 seconds?...
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  3 months ago

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  vanillaextract
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  3 months ago
  Front Room
  Is it high time we start holding strippers down and force feeding them?

  And maybe even IVing whole milk. Look I've been active in the feminist movement for years, decades even so my love of women should not questioned but enough is enough. This subsidization of anorexia...
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  3 months ago

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  5footguy
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  4 months ago
  Front Room
  Hot Tub VIP

  Anyone have any experience's with one? They are kind of rare but they are out there. I'm thinking about doing one of these days if the stars align with hot girl that gives good...
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  4 months ago

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  captainfun
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  4 months ago
  Front Room
  Songs that don't seem to get old

  You got to listen them a few times, you keep hearing new things. They kind of hold up over time. On the flip side there's quite a few out there which I got sick...
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  4 months ago

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  DrStab
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  4 months ago
  Political Discourse
  Is Joe Biden going to be the Democratic nominee?

  Is it too late to change out? I could see if he has a rough debate here coming up, he'll get some "mysterious illness" and have to step down. The polling is not looking...
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  3 months ago

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  Hank Moody
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  4 months ago
  Front Room
  Western Airlines Flight 2605

  1979 LA to Mexico City. Landed on the wrong runway and hit a dump truck then crashed into a maintenance facility. That is some of the craziest audio I’ve ever heard. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yCMuP1kev6c&pp=ygUed2VzdGVybiBhaXJsaW5lcyBjcmFzaCBpbiAxOTc5...
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  4 months ago

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  mike710
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  4 months ago
  Political Discourse
  Illegal Aliens raping and killing American women

  Most recent one was 12 year old Jocelyn Nungaray slaughtered in Houston by two Venezuelan gang bangers. Lakin Riley, Rachel Morin. And the American taxpayer gets to pay for all of it. And if...
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  4 months ago

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  skibum609
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  4 months ago
  Front Room
  Michelle Rodriguez

  https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2017527/rs_600x600-170627130222-600_michellerodriguez_fastfurious_lj_0627.jpg?fit=around%7C1080:1080&output-quality=90&crop=1080:1080;center,top https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/6rxFjOgz7wYv48IoTXXFU7Z_JP0=/fit-in/792x1042/filters:format_auto():upscale()/2017/04/17/917/n/37139775/d7e92e8d58f52d1a00ab94.43446210_edit_img_cover_file_43439906_1492462490.jpg Would you pay to bang Michelle Rodriguez? The Hollywood version. I don't know how she is in her personal life but she's always playing these butch girls in the movies. Always got this...
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  4 months ago

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  Book Guy
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  4 months ago
  Front Room
  Recruiting Online Strippers

  There's a big ruckus on here about losing tuscl strippers. Well I decided to get ahead the curve go off and try to bring some over. Think of it as a pimp daddy version...
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  4 months ago

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  stripperlover777
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  4 months ago
  Front Room
  Light colored nipples

  Anyone else like that? It’s a weird thing but I like it. Note to any strippers that may want to bleach there nipples, I may just come a runnin, wallet well in hand. ...
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  4 months ago

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  TCabot
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  4 months ago
  Front Room
  Closing/Opening listings

  Does anybody actually do this or do you leave to the locals to figure it out? Some places on here I don't think have any locals. I feel like we are going all Kitty...
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  4 months ago

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  DandyDan
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  4 months ago
  Front Room
  You ever think to yourself... "You know what, maybe I actually have a problem"

  "Maybe I have a severe, unending, unbound addiction to strippers" "Could you put the strip club down for a fucking second dude?" Yeah no me neither. Blasphemy, I know. ...
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  4 months ago

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  twentyfive
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  4 months ago
  The Living Room Dayton

  New Carlisle, Ohio
  None of these girls belongs on a pinup. Unless you have like 10 pints.

  Medway, OH. Saturday night. Passing through after midnight. Leaving Dayton just off the way into a more rural area. Plenty of parking in the lot, area seems fine to me. Walk in. In the...
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  4 months ago

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  minnow
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  4 months ago
  Front Room
  What would be the most times you had OTC with one stripper, approximately.

  If you had to guess. Could you put a number on it? Nobody is past 10 for me...
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  4 months ago

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  ReadyToMonger
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  4 months ago
  The Shadows

  Wichita, Kansas
  Hey you with the trench coat off in the shadows, could you quit jerking off?

  Wichita, KS. Friday night. You know Don Johnson grew up in Wichita and for a lot of us white suit wearing wannabes, he's sort of a God that walks among us that we all...
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  4 months ago

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  shailynn