Been noticing changes in my life. Recently I went to a strip club, $40 in. Total kick in the nuts but I bit the bullet. Then I get to the dancer, she quoted me $80 for a lap dance. It was at this point that I stopped thinking about pussy and immediately pivoted to a burning desire to see Cats on Broadway.
I drive home listening to Liza Minella records. Get home, watch not once, not twice but three times in a row the movie Grease. I then a hop in shower singing along to ABBA's Dancing Queen, I tucked my dick between my legs while I baked and shaked, oogie/boogied and I stated "This song is about me, This song is about me."
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The next day I of course made a B line for the local bathhouse and went on a 24 hour FUCK-FEST
Now I know who they make the porn for when in the scene the guy blows his load on the girls feet.
You’re a delightful weirdo @Muddy ape. Have you considered trying to get a discount from a stripper by telling her the whole penis-tucking, ABBA-singing story?
This rick recommends that you try that. ROAR!!!
Smoke a lot of weed?
Where is this? Club in the Middle of nowhere with no competition?
Club Mynx in Hartford went to $35 a dance. I stopped going and will not return. Booby Trap Pompano has some day girls trying to charge $20 for table dances. I stopped going.
Really, skibum, which ones?
You can PM if you prefer.
I always love your stuff Mudman. I haven’t changed habits due to price increases, but the lack of quality dancers has. On the other hand, I’ve never paid a $40 cover or a $80 lap - and probably never would.
Sox - In real life I suck at names, so I literally recall no names for any Florida dancer except for one at Cheetah Pompano.
@skibum609 Recall what any of the ROB's looked like? DIstinctive tat perhaps?
I assumed $10/floor dance was standard at Booby Trap, but was stung one weekday afternoon by a Rob. The irony was that she wasn't even a great looking girl, but I fell for her hand-up-the-shorts introduction, and decided to give her a couple. She said, "$40, pappy." I immediately called over the manager who woudn't take sides. So, I gave her $30 (I was going to make it $25 anyway, including a $5 tip) and chalked it up to lesson-learned. Going forward, I'll need to ask.
Just that, if LD prices go past $30, I'll be doing a lot fewer.
$40.00 cover I would do an about face and hit a different place
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