How do you exit the club?

I'd say the $10 you spent is 10x more effective at making dancers remember you than raining dollar bills.

If I ever hear this song in a strip club, I'm doing a triple take.

😆 Yo Muddy I just give my regular a hug and kiss goodbye and a tip after taking her for a dance. Courtesy and respect go a long way. I try not to hang around like a bad smell for too long. I’m there for a good time not a long time.

I like to, After my last dance(s), pay, tip, hug it out, then drop my last few $ on stage with a wow and thanks 😊

"How do you exit the club?"

Usually via a door, but that's just how I roll...

Now that I think about it...have I ever been in a strip club that had a window??? 🤔

I wait until I am ready to leave, do lap dances and then head for the door. That way strippers don't waste their time being friendly to a guy who has spent all his money. There is also a tendency of the girl I bought lap dances from to sit down at my table later if I stay and try to talk me into doing more. I have a cap on my spending.

I walk to the door and exit.

The best ending is to get lapdances, hug the girl who did the last dance, then leave. I suppose the worst is when the bouncer drags you out

I once heard a customer state in a loud voice, "Hot piece of ass leaving the building." Only one of which was true.

For my part, I make sure the my zipper is up and I walk out with a smile on my face and a lighter wallet.

I usually don't remember leaving.....

One of my embarrassing exits…

I used to visit this stripper in Detroit and we got along really well. We had some interesting “sessions” inside the club where we’d go at it like 2 drunk monkeys. She was one of my more “intense” VIP buddies which I loved.

One time I released all over her body and made a real mess. She was like “fuck how am I going to clean this up?” I took my cotton long sleeve shirt (not a dress shirt) and wiped her up, put it on kissed her goodbye and immediately walked out of the club “quickly” and returned to my hotel.

Waiting for valet was a little awkward.

I walk out of the club the same way I walked into the club -- as a big PL.

I hustle myself to the parking lot and make a quick dash before I get the urge to hit up a ATM and spend even more money

Every time I leave a club, I hope my credit card hasn't filed rape charges.

“How do you exit the club?”

If I have my wits about me when I leave – which is not necessarily a given, even though I don’t drink – I’ll stop in the men’s room whether or not I have to pee. A lesson once learned with a laugh.

After walking from a club’s VIP directly to my car one afternoon, I checked into my hotel room and happened to look in the bathroom mirror. I have a Van Dyke-style mustache and beard, all white (because I’m an old fart). My VIP partner was a kisser – and was wearing lipstick. I’m sure the clerk at the hotel desk must have gotten a kick out of seeing a guy check in with bright pink facial hair.

If you’re a TUSCLer who knows me or follows my reviews, you’ll know my penchant for frequenting more dives than “gentlemen’s clubs,” many of which don’t have mirrors in their men’s rooms. But I’ll at least try my best to make sure I look presentable to the outside world.

Sometimes I tip the best LD'er of the day on the way out.

At my favorite club, a post-stage tip walk is often an important portion of a dancer income. So I make it a point to tip the onstage dancer her tip walk money as I leave the club.