First hand I mean Alberta was rough with the rules. Inner city London was also brutal.

But to stipulate on London one of the better sugar baby cities and I hear the escort scene is good.

I didn't enjoy North Korea very much.

Nashville, TN - Home of the Southern Baptist Convention. Metropolitan area with a population of 1.8 million. There are two strip clubs. And those two are never busy.

Partially being sarcastic but only partially I have to say NE Ohio/Cleveland area. Close to a dead zone if you want decent quality. It wasn't always like this but it is what it is.

Metro Cincinnati/Northern KY is another large metropolitan area which is a SC dead zone. The clubs that do exist suck. I've heard that Dayton, 45 miles away, is better, but I've resorted to driving down to Pussycat Lounge in Louisville ( 2 hours each way) for a sure thing. Dancers aren't exactly showgirls, though

from my home in Arizona the closest strip clubs worth going to to are almost. two hundred miles away even though I'm 100 miles from las vegas.

and it's 370 miles to tijuana. but I do the tijuana drive on average now once a month.

right now I'm on my drive from tijuana back to the house taking a break at one of the coffee shops in Orange County.

DC - first time I ever went to a strip club where lapdances are not allowed!

US southern Maine or central Vermont

International? No clue Maybe New Zealand (democracies) or non democracies North Korea or Libya

Nashville is definitely the pick for “tourist cities” or perhaps KC

Someone mentioned China. I once went to a Karaoke hostess bar. They ran a lineup of girls into the room and you pick your hostess. Lots of contact and making out. You are expected/encouraged to take your hostess back to your hotel. Not sure what the in-club entertainment cost as I was with a group and someone else paid. I took an 8+ back to my hotel for the night for $200.

Pensacola, Florida is the worst. Even though there are a few clubs there, the talent is crap. Fort Walton Beach is nearby to the east as is Mobile, Alabama to the west, both of which have horrible strip club scenes as well.

Manitoba, Canada. Lap dances are illegal, so the three-foot rule is always in place -- which isn't much of a problem when most of the dancers you see have really bad augmentations. Also, Canadians singles and double -- the loonies and toonies -- are coins, so you'd probably hurt the dancers if you wanted to make it rain.

Laws regarding prostitution are a little odd, too: it's legal to sell sex but it's illegal to buy it. So, gee, guess where all the blame's going to go in any sort of arrest or raid.

Number 1 should be USA .

Atlanta

Dudes literally pay for girls to give them an air dance in Atlanta lol. Air dance capital of America.

At a state level I would say Virginia, Tennessee, and Ohio

DC / VA

@shailynn LDs are allowed in DC now and they'll only cost you hundreds or thousands of dollars!

@Alternative_carry657 I second DC / VA

@Ilovehotwhitestrippers: you're just going to the wrong Atlanta clubs. Over all it's the best in the SE excluding Florida.

For those saying VA, they are correct in that Northern VA absolutely sucks. However, Richmond has a vibrant strip club scene as does the Tidewater Area (Norfolk, Chesapeake, etc). Granted, they are not a filled with hot girls as they were before Covid, but that could be said of every region.

I specifically meant NOVA. Haven't explored the Richmond scene, but maybe I should.

@shadowcat

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Confirming a few places already cited as very lame: Cincinnati, D.C., London.

Also very lame: almost all of Wisconsin

I do not think it is reasonable to say that places which have no strip clubs have the worst mongering scenes. That's like saying Iran has the worst pub crawls.

The simple answer is any club where the dancers are mostly black, and/or the dancers have black boyfriends.

Chicago

@shailynn Lap dances are illegal in Newark NJ and the strip club scene within city limits is almost non-existent. 30-40 years ago they had the same rules, but it was still the best place for "extras". It was so good, it was worth the risk that you might get robbed or your car stolen. Over the years, the Democrat leadership has succeeded in keeping the city as criminally dangerous as ever, while eliminating any reason to go there and spend your money.

Any club here in the USA where I need Google translator to talk to the dancers.