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Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 172)

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    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Story time with blah😁
    @nicespice LOL did you clog the toilet at the Dragon? Been bingeing on too many Portland food carts, perchance?
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    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx πŸŒ²πŸ—»
    @TFP thanks bro I appreciate the kind words. But sorry as a general policy I keep what happens in the private dance area with active TUSCL strippers confidential. I don't mind getting into details about random strippers that aren't members here but that is all. Also since this thread is in the Front Room and not VIP I also want to keep it to my literal Front Room experience with her.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx πŸŒ²πŸ—»
    @gSteph LMAO FWIW my loins would have stirred just buying her a taco. Good on you, bro!
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx πŸŒ²πŸ—»
    LOL blah and that was my softcore prose.
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    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx πŸŒ²πŸ—»
    @FishHawk & Cashman if it helps your imagination... I'm high as fuck as I walk in to see her. It's dark and my eyes are still adjusting. I take about five steps into the club past the atrium and up walks this petite Asian hottie in a denim bikini with a lace thong underneath. She's got long, dark, and straight hair like an island goddess. It's sexy and teasing as it hides one side of her face. Her perfectly perky tits cannot be contained and are practically falling out of her top, and I can't keep my eyes off them. Their perfection is unicorn level. I think we introduced ourselves and chatted a bit but everything is a blur because I was too distracted by her. Trust me in that I have seen many pretty Filipinas in my life and nicespice is the cream of the crop of them (moreover, of all types of women). Next thing I know we are sitting at a table together. She's free and the club is practically dead. I am a happy PL at that point. Just walking in and then BOOM I'm sitting with her. The small talk leads to me massaging her neck with one hand. She doesn't shy away so I start working on her neck and shoulders. In a few minutes we adjust and she's sitting on my lap. My loins stir in a bad way. Her long hair flows down her back and peeking out from behind it I see her thong whale tail and the top of her ass coming out of those bikini bottoms. She's petite but she still has a booty. My loins stir even more. I work my way down her back and start massaging that ass. I am in PL heaven. She has incredibly soft and smooth skin, like cream, and she's so petite that I feel like a big man as I touch her. At some point she goes on stage and I get her a drink and then tip her some. When she dances she is the perfect balance of looking nice and naughty at the same time. She looks young and innocent but then she has some piercing bedroom eyes and a seductive look about them that belie the innocence. It was hard for me to make eye contact. Too cute AND sexy. She has a slow and seductive dance style. Not flashy, but artistic and sensual. Eventually I see her in all her naked glory and I keep thinking, "goddam she's smoking hot". I tell her she's even better in person. We go back to our table and reconvene the massage. She sits on my lap the entire time, causing more loins stirring. I pull out all stops and cover as much of her body as I can. Again that creamy skin just intoxicates me. As does her body language and light moans to indicate she's enjoying it too. Eventually we go get dances and I'll just say they were awesome. LOL now use your imagination. 😜 In summary, nicespice is a total babe and excellent seductress. Also just an all around cool chick. blah is a lucky husband and every PL should try to go see her if she's in town.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx πŸŒ²πŸ—»
    @nicespice if Stars was topless only that's a recent change because it was never like that before. That explains things in retrospect. πŸ€”
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Tip #2 in making a πŸ’΅ bill stretch in the clubs
    LMAO juice logic - bring enough money to be a whale and you'll "think" you're stretching it out because you have so much to start with. πŸ€ͺ
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    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx πŸŒ²πŸ—»
    @FishHawk When I saw nicespice for the first time within ten seconds of walking in I about died. She made me stupid.
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    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx πŸŒ²πŸ—»
    ...it was a bit of "patchwork" IIRC...
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx πŸŒ²πŸ—»
    At Star's nicespice was wearing a hot denim bikini outfit but it was dark so it could have been the remains of flagooner...
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    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx πŸŒ²πŸ—»
    blah's gonna make your dick and nutsack into a leather thong.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx πŸŒ²πŸ—»
    I see a TUSCL parody porn here - "The Silence of Cash's Glands"
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    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx πŸŒ²πŸ—»
    ^ that sounds good in theory, Cashman but if things go awry, like you getting too frisky, you might end up as blah's bathrobe or doormat. πŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ†
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    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx πŸŒ²πŸ—»
    Maybe someday we'll see nicespice on the Dragon's Twitter or Instagram... https://mobile.twitter.com/goldendragonpdx https://www.instagram.com/goldendragonpdx/ ...LOL she's a feature dancer there!
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    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx πŸŒ²πŸ—»
    @nicespice you know I called all that about the Dragon and you. 😎 Seriously that's good news you liked it enough to keep coming out here. πŸ‘πŸ‘ I don't know if it is still policy but I had an ATF once that used to work there and she said that the top 3 earners didn't have to do stage sets. Not sure if it is still a policy or if it applies to visiting strippers but FYI. The only downside to all this is that they are a nights only club and I don't usually club nights. "Plus, I feel weird giving dances at Stars anyways, I think I’m just too much of a whore for that place haha." ^ brilliant and so hot! I agree. The Stars bouncer is a boner killer. Lastly, thanks for helping me fulfill a fantasy to be with a Filipina for the first time ever. It couldn't have been with anyone more sexy and attractive. 😍
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    @Founder
    I just counted the number of political threads on just the front page, and just prior to this post there were 9 out of 36. That's 25% of the threads. Clearly a politics subforum would have enough content to sustain it. @Founder jes sayin'.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx πŸŒ²πŸ—»
    She could hide a shank up in all that hair.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    what makes a good customer.
    @FishHawk I agree. I like to stay in the fantasy when it comes to talk. Keep it light and flirty with each other. If it goes on a tangent onto something we both have in common, that is fine too. Also there's no need to talk continuously. When I'm giving a massage I don't mind if there's no conversation. In fact at times I'd rather just hear her moan with the pleasure of it and feel her body language.
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    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx πŸŒ²πŸ—»
    @Cashman if you get a VIP with blah and nicespice at the Golden Dragon you could beat off in a chair while watching them together on the bed. Technically that's what the lotion is for!
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    5 years ago
    Clubber
    Florida
    Your ATF.
    It was the fact that she was a blue eyed blonde with huge and firm all natural DDDs.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx πŸŒ²πŸ—»
    The entire time I was with nicespice I made sure I didn't turn my back to her. I kept my eyes all over her body and I only felt safe when she was sitting on my lap. It was all for safety concerns, I swear. πŸ˜‰
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    what makes a good customer.
    @wallanon it's called having a discussion per the thread topic. I'm a strip club customer and I'm contributing to the thread as such. Cmon man. Stay on topic!
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    5 years ago
    Staalbal
    Washington
    Any leg guys in the house?
    I don't consider myself a leg man but I do appreciate a great pair. And you can usually guarantee that she will have a great ass to match.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx πŸŒ²πŸ—»
    Not surprised that you got a VIP. Nice. I like the VIP rooms there for a lapdance only. The beds are nice for it. LOL I'd use the lotion to massage you, though.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx πŸŒ²πŸ—»
    LOL you fucking lesbo sluts. @nicespice how is the Dragon? I haven't been there in years. Get ready for the downtown drunkards rush hour at 10-11.