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5 years ago
Anyway @Nidan I tried but never came in a sock. Instead I used to dry hump a soft pillow and come in my underwear when I was too lazy to jerk off with lube. I think this is why I enjoy LDKs more than the average PL. Also I never tried a washcloth.
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5 years ago
^ hasn't been *to a strip club* in over a decade.
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5 years ago
@TFP LOL did you notice how san_jose_creep never denied that he hasn't been in over a decade.
His response was a deflection of that fact. Also it reminded him of his reality which is the fact that he's homeless and destitute and has not been to a strip club in over a decade. This really pisses him off so he goes in a rage against his accuser. LMAO when he says that you are bashing your head against his wall of "privacy", it's actually him beating his own head trying to forget and deny that he can't afford to go to strip clubs anymore. This is the root of his rage.
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5 years ago
"^If you visit me at the club ever again, wear a suit.
Actually, that would be freaking hilarious at the Golden Dragon."
@nicespice I'm open to a reunion with you for sure. But a suit cramps my PL style, and I can't give a massage nearly as well with one on.
LOL if our next reunion is at the Golden Dragon at best I'll wear a tuxedo t-shirt for you. 😂
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5 years ago
13) be a chemical engineer in real life
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5 years ago
@poledancer here's my list and would love your thoughts on it.
1) have good hygiene
2) stay positive and friendly
3) don't be a whiny or passive-aggressive little bitch
4) shower your stripper with compliments
5) try to agree with everything she's saying
6) if a stripper is alone on stage, go up and put a tip down
7) tip the bartender well
8) don't waste the time of a stripper you are clearly not interested in by politely telling her you're not interested in any dances or company; walk away if she's persistent
9) give your stripper a good massage; start on her back or neck and then if she wants more, keep going with it until she's melted and sitting on your lap
10) in a dance, respect her limits; don't ever try to push them more than once
11) keep your body fluids to yourself; unless explicitly approved, don't get any of yours on her
12) tip and reward her good behavior
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5 years ago
Being the quintessential gentleman he gave her a Dutch oven as she was blowing him under the bedsheets.
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5 years ago
But don't forget the string and tape!
https://youtu.be/nf1ri2zL-K0
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5 years ago
@blah I see that your wifey is going to be at the Golden Dragon tonight. You better go and keep an eye on her cause there are a lot of other strippers there and I'll bet that a few are going to try and claim her...
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5 years ago
And I can attest that nicespice is a super sexy lady. Long and luxurious hair. Creamy soft skin on top of a petite and fit physique. She's exquisite. The massage was all my pleasure. 🤗
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5 years ago
I got her all relaxed for the rest of you. Took one for the team.
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5 years ago
Just leaving the club now. She's a beauty and even better in person.
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5 years ago
san_jose_creep posts in the TJ Mongers forum like he's supposed to.
The worst that could happen is nobody uses it but I think it's worth a shot.
Or even an OT forum for anything OT besides just politics
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5 years ago
The TJ Mongers forum seems to be working fine. There's no reason that there can't be a Political Discussions forum just like it.
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5 years ago
LOL juice be wearing a Waffle House hat, a Popeye's T-shirt with a TUSCL patch. Stylin'!
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5 years ago
Blah must have a pre-nup or something.
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5 years ago
@san_jose_creep FYI talking about a real sexual interaction with a stripper in a strip club is NOT political. But you wouldn't know anything about by this this century.
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5 years ago
I vote for a separate subforum just for politics.
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5 years ago
@Papi LMAO now I know why you're so jaded.
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5 years ago
^ LMAO I called it. That privacy wall is nothing but a glorified wall of denial.
@san_jose_creep LOL just because you have me on ignore doesn't mean that others aren't free to reply to me. LOL that you think your ignore even matters.
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5 years ago
It only happens if your pee pee is too small and it doesn't seal well against the pussy walls. I wouldn't know for sure. Just a theory.
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5 years ago
juice do you always split two aces too, no?
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5 years ago
@TFP to deviate from san_jose_creep's one track fantasy is to bring him back to the reasons he's homeless and destitute in the first place. The reason he calls buying lap dances for what they are a 'chump's game' is because he, in fact, was that chump that thought he was going to get FS ITC as part of it. And he ended up blowing A LOT of money on it. And this ultimately led to his divorce and now homeless life. So when he reads about guys that are perfectly fine with buying lapdances and possibly LDKing it triggers the trauma it caused him and he goes on his rant about it. He can't help it. It's an automatic response.
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5 years ago
Yeah I'm a pathetic keyboard monger now just like san_jose_creep. I might be able to pull off a go on my birthday trip or on a random night out partying with my wife.
But unlike him I'm here to support my fellow LDK mongers and anyone having fun on this site and with strippers in real life.
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5 years ago
So homo.